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The OFFICIAL "I JUST GOT MY DIRTY HANDS ON TTH" BEFORE ABYSS Thread

#161 Slum

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:41 PM

Good.

You have to admit that that's going to be a common first reaction to your statement.

#162 Obdigore

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:45 PM

I guess. Those two are both guys and both have swords, so....

Of course, you get to know lots of cool new characters.

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#163 Elan Morin Tedronai

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:54 PM

Have it. Touching it. Reading it. Loving it

at page 150 now, and just feeling the building up to heaps of awesomeness.

#164 bwgan

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 06:58 PM

Abyss;339278 said:

HATE.

So.
Much.
HATE.

:D:D:)

I want you to know that this coming long weekend, while you're reading your precious TOLL THE HOUNDS books, i will be eating amazing food, drinking fine wine, and sex, oh yes, i will be making lots of sex, with OTHER PEOPLE. And behind every bite, sip and yknow, will be just a tiny bit of hate.

- Abyss, doesn't actually know what that means but it reads well...

Quote

I had delicious salmon in a butter-lemon sauce last night.
My GF decided she had to do SOMETHING to distract me from my reading.
I hate wine, but had some delicious beer last night.

So Abby, I did your entire weekend last night, except I ALSO read into TotH.

Cue Abby frothing now.

Snap...except I don't drink and for girlfriend read hubby..and he cooked dinner - which was delicious..and before anyone says ANYTHING, he is a 6' 2", ex rugby player, built like the proverbial and is trained to do some very dangerous things.

But Abyss I feel your pain, I really do

'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

#165 Obdigore

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:00 PM

bwgan;339444 said:

Its ok, I cooked dinner last night. Gave me lots of time while sitting in the kitchen waiting for the salmon to read.

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#166 Illuyankas

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:06 PM

Got book three hours ago. Just letting you know.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#167 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:23 PM

Hmm, from amazon.co.uk:

1 package via Deutsche Post World Net

With an estimated delivery of July 7th??!

Wtf? Anyone else in the US get this sort of shipping? This is by far the longest delivery time I've ever had amazon.co.uk give me.

#168 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:23 PM

Obdigore;339449 said:

Gave me lots of time while sitting in the kitchen waiting for the salmon to read.

You let your salmon read TTH?

... isn't your copy a bit soggy now?

#169 Obdigore

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:29 PM

Kurt Montandon;339469 said:

You let your salmon read TTH?

... isn't your copy a bit soggy now?

Yes, but the intelligent salmon was very delicious.

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#170 Skywalker

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:38 PM

Kurt Montandon;339466 said:

I got exactly this kinda shipping Kurt... but my delivery date is Jul 2. Assuming this date holds, guess what I'm doing for the long weekend?

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#171 Skywalker

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 07:39 PM

Obdigore;339475 said:

Yes, but the intelligent salmon was very delicious.

Message to Obdi from all the Hounds:

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

(sorry bout the double post)

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#172 ShadowOwl

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:03 PM

Got mine, going to read now, thank goodness for long weekends!

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#173 Abyss

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:15 PM

Skywalker;339328 said:

...Is there any frikking way I can frikking track my parcel in the frikking deutsche post delivery chain?

Not without a sacrifical goat, two mantis wax candles and a satellite receiver.

Kurt Montandon;339466 said:

The Deutsche, they strike again!

- Abyss, learning to speak deutsche for ritualistic purposes...consider the possibility of an invasion.... yknow, its becoming increasingly obvious to me at least that the Deutsche are behind all the problems with Canada Post...

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#174 Macros

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:24 PM

taking a break from reading, 117 pages in, itching to get through more but hada do some shooping for ma.
decided to use this oppourunity to gloat

~commences gloating~

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#175 Abyss

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:28 PM

Macros;339513 said:

taking a break from reading, 117 pages in, itching to get through more but hada do some shooping for ma.
decided to use this oppourunity to gloat

~commences gloating~

YOU.
Are on The List.

- Abyss,

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#176 Skywalker

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:30 PM

Abyss;339504 said:

Not without a sacrifical goat, two mantis wax candles and a satellite receiver.

OK... check, check, and check.

Whadda-aydonext?

BTW Wikipedia tells me Deutsche Post World Net is just another fancy name for a service under the DHL umbrella. Zounds!

Skywalker - also has a voodoo doll, just in case.

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#177 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:36 PM

Got me book this morning, it's bloody awesome so far.

#178 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 08:55 PM

I hereby fervently pray that any and all people who have this book currently, get a ferocious dose of the clap.

or, failing that, at least a bad case of the sniffles.

meh. Link was dead :(