[Tiste Simeon]

Eragon or Date Movie for me. Both made me want to die.

However, what I think is worse are the ones that should be good but disappointed... Spider Man III as a good example, with Jumper as another...

[Optimus Prime]

That whole 15-20 min part of Spiderman 3 where he's "bad spidey" made that movie suck, so I agree with you Zanth.

Oh and Daredevil was an eye melter as well.

[Coco with marshmallows]

saw a film last night called UKM: Ultimate Killing Machine,
with Michael Madsen.

utter turd.

However, i believe it is safe to say that it was NOT a theatrical release.

On the theatrical release side of things:

Mimic - good start, crap middle and end.

AvP. (on a side note, i quite liked AvP 2. At least attempted to bring back the horror element.)

Elektra. Utter crap. I got this on DVD for £3. watched it once and gave it away.

Anchorman. I know this'll probably be a controversial choice, but with the exception of the fight scene, i just didn't find this entertaining. Actually, i've yet to enjoy a Will Ferrell movie. I dunno, i guess that's probably just me.

[Optimus Prime]

"Stuck on You" was terrible as far as comedies go.

The Hulk movie from a few years ago was AWFUL.

[caladanbrood]

I would second Morgy's AVP2 mention. I mean, honestly, there were only two good moments in that film. The first was the hot girl getting a shuriken through the boob, which was just plain funny, and the second was the fact that it ended. Eventually.

[Illuyankas]

But you're still neglecting to mention how AVP1 is worse. That's it, right? You just forgot. You don't actually believe it's better, do you?

Do you?





...?

[caladanbrood]

Well it was of equal shite. But it spawned a sequal, so it had to have had some sort of good something, somewhere... right?

[Illuyankas]

[Kevin Spacey]WRONG[/Kevin Spacey]

[caladanbrood]

Hang on... this is a self defeating argument - it means you're saying that AVP2 was better than AVP1.


Or maybe it doesn't... bah.

[Coco with marshmallows]

AvP2 WAS better than the first one. I said it above, i say it again.

Ooooh, another utter cinematic turd:

Batman and Robin.

[Slum]

Wow, there's just soooo many to choose from. I recently saw 'The Hottie and the Nottie'. That has to be one of the worst films ever made. And just this past week I watched 'Strange Wilderness' with Steve Zahn, the fat kid from "superbad" and the Mac Guy (from the Mac commercials) plus the other cast of guys that usually pop up in Sandler-produced movies. To say this movie was horrible would be an understatement....

So many shitty movies.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Cant remember what it's called (will edit when I find out) but it was "critically acclaimed" despite me never having heard of it, which should have been my first clue.

Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.

I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.

About as deep and meaningful as a steaming pile of dog turd.



Also, Dirty Dancing. Fuck. Ing. TERRIBLE.

[Tiste Simeon]

Love, Actually;
2 Weeks Notice;
Any film where Hugh Grant plays a bumbling idiot of an English gentleman... oh, wait...

[Sir Thursday]

Xander;305584 said:

LOL, I can't believe you even made it through that movie Bent

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was trash though at least it had Connery

Seconded. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.

Of more recent releases, I'm going to go with Spiderman III...pure *bleuch* as far as I'm concerned.


Sir Thursday

[Darkwatch]

Thelomen Toblerone;306214 said:

Cant remember what it's called (will edit when I find out) but it was "critically acclaimed" despite me never having heard of it, which should have been my first clue.

Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.

I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.

Do you mean "Waking Life"?

[Optimus Prime]

Signs was perhaps the worst movie, if only for the ending

Spoiler

Oh noes! Alien Invasion!! *exclamations of horror follow* How will we ever survive!?!?! Oh wait! All we need is---a)A Renewed faith in God that is a shadowy background theme. B)A baseball bat. c)WATER! YESS!!!!!! DIE ALIENS! WE R SAVED!!!! *exclamations of joy ensue*

One day I will hunt down M. Night Shymalyan and beat 20 dollars out of him for that turd and Lady in the Water...god damnit that movie STILL pisses me off.

[Bent]

I just remembered another brown log that should be flushed from the movie making industry forever...wait for it......




SOUL PLANE!!!!!!




~yup, I said it.

[Optimus Prime]

LMAO@Bent

Oh no you didn't!

The Dukes of Hazard movie with Jessica Simpson was a joke...except for the parts with her in it...scantily clad

[Illuyankas]

How could we forget this abomination:

[Optimus Prime]

Hollow Man. What a dreadful attempt at sci-fi meets "horror"