Worst Movie you've ever Seen?
#21
Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:33 PM
Eragon or Date Movie for me. Both made me want to die.
However, what I think is worse are the ones that should be good but disappointed... Spider Man III as a good example, with Jumper as another...
However, what I think is worse are the ones that should be good but disappointed... Spider Man III as a good example, with Jumper as another...
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#22
Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:39 PM
That whole 15-20 min part of Spiderman 3 where he's "bad spidey" made that movie suck, so I agree with you Zanth.
Oh and Daredevil was an eye melter as well.
Oh and Daredevil was an eye melter as well.
#23
Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:59 PM
saw a film last night called UKM: Ultimate Killing Machine,
with Michael Madsen.
utter turd.
However, i believe it is safe to say that it was NOT a theatrical release.
On the theatrical release side of things:
Mimic - good start, crap middle and end.
AvP. (on a side note, i quite liked AvP 2. At least attempted to bring back the horror element.)
Elektra. Utter crap. I got this on DVD for £3. watched it once and gave it away.
Anchorman. I know this'll probably be a controversial choice, but with the exception of the fight scene, i just didn't find this entertaining. Actually, i've yet to enjoy a Will Ferrell movie. I dunno, i guess that's probably just me.
with Michael Madsen.
utter turd.
However, i believe it is safe to say that it was NOT a theatrical release.
On the theatrical release side of things:
Mimic - good start, crap middle and end.
AvP. (on a side note, i quite liked AvP 2. At least attempted to bring back the horror element.)
Elektra. Utter crap. I got this on DVD for £3. watched it once and gave it away.
Anchorman. I know this'll probably be a controversial choice, but with the exception of the fight scene, i just didn't find this entertaining. Actually, i've yet to enjoy a Will Ferrell movie. I dunno, i guess that's probably just me.
meh. Link was dead :(
#24
Posted 11 May 2008 - 04:04 PM
"Stuck on You" was terrible as far as comedies go.
The Hulk movie from a few years ago was AWFUL.
The Hulk movie from a few years ago was AWFUL.
#25
Posted 11 May 2008 - 05:48 PM
I would second Morgy's AVP2 mention. I mean, honestly, there were only two good moments in that film. The first was the hot girl getting a shuriken through the boob, which was just plain funny, and the second was the fact that it ended. Eventually.
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#26
Posted 11 May 2008 - 05:57 PM
But you're still neglecting to mention how AVP1 is worse. That's it, right? You just forgot. You don't actually believe it's better, do you?
Do you?
...?
Do you?
...?
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#27
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:19 PM
Well it was of equal shite. But it spawned a sequal, so it had to have had some sort of good something, somewhere... right?
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#28
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:21 PM
[Kevin Spacey]WRONG[/Kevin Spacey]
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#29
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:25 PM
Hang on... this is a self defeating argument - it means you're saying that AVP2 was better than AVP1.
Or maybe it doesn't... bah.
Or maybe it doesn't... bah.
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#30
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:39 PM
AvP2 WAS better than the first one. I said it above, i say it again.
Ooooh, another utter cinematic turd:
Batman and Robin.
Ooooh, another utter cinematic turd:
Batman and Robin.
meh. Link was dead :(
#31
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:52 PM
Wow, there's just soooo many to choose from. I recently saw 'The Hottie and the Nottie'. That has to be one of the worst films ever made. And just this past week I watched 'Strange Wilderness' with Steve Zahn, the fat kid from "superbad" and the Mac Guy (from the Mac commercials) plus the other cast of guys that usually pop up in Sandler-produced movies. To say this movie was horrible would be an understatement....
So many shitty movies.
So many shitty movies.
#32
Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:54 PM
Cant remember what it's called (will edit when I find out) but it was "critically acclaimed" despite me never having heard of it, which should have been my first clue.
Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.
I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.
About as deep and meaningful as a steaming pile of dog turd.
Also, Dirty Dancing. Fuck. Ing. TERRIBLE.
Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.
I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.
About as deep and meaningful as a steaming pile of dog turd.
Also, Dirty Dancing. Fuck. Ing. TERRIBLE.
#33
Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:00 PM
Love, Actually;
2 Weeks Notice;
Any film where Hugh Grant plays a bumbling idiot of an English gentleman... oh, wait...
2 Weeks Notice;
Any film where Hugh Grant plays a bumbling idiot of an English gentleman... oh, wait...
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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#34
Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:45 PM
Xander;305584 said:
LOL, I can't believe you even made it through that movie Bent ![:D](https://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/Malazan/wink.gif)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was trash though at least it had Connery![:p](https://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/Malazan/D.gif)
![:D](https://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/Malazan/wink.gif)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was trash though at least it had Connery
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Seconded. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
Of more recent releases, I'm going to go with Spiderman III...pure *bleuch* as far as I'm concerned.
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#35
Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:50 PM
Thelomen Toblerone;306214 said:
Cant remember what it's called (will edit when I find out) but it was "critically acclaimed" despite me never having heard of it, which should have been my first clue.
Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.
I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.
Basically, it consisted of a series of stupid "look at me Im pretentious and I think Im clever" monologues, with a really weird cartoony camera work- it was real people but with some sort of sketch done on top of the things, so it looked fucking weird.
I took particular exception when one guy started a monologue about physics which was so clearly designed to make him look clever, and even with only an A-level in it I knew he was talking utter shit and could name several incorrect things with what he said.
Do you mean "Waking Life"?
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#36
Posted 12 May 2008 - 01:24 AM
Signs was perhaps the worst movie, if only for the ending ![:D](https://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/Malazan/wink.gif)
One day I will hunt down M. Night Shymalyan and beat 20 dollars out of him for that turd and Lady in the Water...god damnit that movie STILL pisses me off.
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One day I will hunt down M. Night Shymalyan and beat 20 dollars out of him for that turd and Lady in the Water...god damnit that movie STILL pisses me off.
#37
Posted 12 May 2008 - 01:43 AM
I just remembered another brown log that should be flushed from the movie making industry forever...wait for it......
SOUL PLANE!!!!!!
~yup, I said it.
SOUL PLANE!!!!!!
~yup, I said it.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#38
Posted 12 May 2008 - 01:45 AM
LMAO@Bent
Oh no you didn't!
The Dukes of Hazard movie with Jessica Simpson was a joke...except for the parts with her in it...scantily clad
Oh no you didn't!
The Dukes of Hazard movie with Jessica Simpson was a joke...except for the parts with her in it...scantily clad
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#39
Posted 12 May 2008 - 02:34 AM
How could we forget this abomination:
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#40
Posted 12 May 2008 - 04:01 AM
Hollow Man. What a dreadful attempt at sci-fi meets "horror"