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35 years old
December 6, 1984

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  1. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    06 August 2019 - 12:48 PM

    Yes, definitely don't exchange any actual cash.
  2. In Topic: All my mmeories are in third person

    05 August 2019 - 07:32 PM

    My memories are all first person as I am an FPS character (First Person Suffering). Press F to pay respects.
  3. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    05 August 2019 - 07:31 PM

    The second nicest thing to say about it is that it isn't actually an explicit defense of Hitler like that one person had suggested, only a flimsy excuse for genocide

    The actual nicest thing to say about it is there is a plot point where Ender's siblings - the sociopath and the flawless angel, in case you forgot their single character trait - write blog posts so well that Earth puts them in charge of their governments, which is eeriely prescient since Twitter wasn't invented yet (also slightly more highbrow than reality)
  4. In Topic: Brexit or bremain

    03 August 2019 - 02:02 PM

    Johnson is smarter than he appears, but dumber than he believes he is.
  5. In Topic: The USA politics thread -

    03 August 2019 - 02:01 PM

    The problem with giving bigots a platform, which includes keeping Trump on Twitter, is that as much as you like the idea of exposing the ideas to more people (that fucking sunlight bullshit which is bullshit as an analogy) means yes, some people will realise that the bigot is a shit, but other people will agree, and be emboldened to agree publically because what's wrong, it's being said out loud and being broadcast! So we have a chain reaction of idiots who lack pattern recognition allowing bigots to talk to bigger and bigger audiences without ever clocking on to the fact their influence growing is a direct consequence.

    Also Twitter's Jack Dorsey is a fascist who follows other fascists and ensures Twitter says a right wing safe space.


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    05 Dec 2019 - 19:38
    happy birthday big fella
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    04 Dec 2018 - 12:36
    Illy ... Baratheon???
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    03 Jan 2013 - 08:04
    Well I was trying to give you positive rep and I screwed that up with my fat fingers on my tablet. Sorry about that, I'll make up for it.
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    17 Aug 2012 - 16:21
    No fears. I'm a grump.
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    02 Apr 2012 - 20:33
    Abyss has your number on polished prose, but you are still the funniest guy on the internet.
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    31 Mar 2012 - 10:28
    Not that I'm complaining or anything. I just found it amusing.
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    31 Mar 2012 - 10:16
    I found the thread you were talking about. You can tell he copied it from my post. Cite format and everything is the same. :D
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    15 Jan 2012 - 14:12
    No you didn't. If it's because I disappeared from chat it's because the pub quiz came to our table.
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    Gust Hubb 

    03 Sep 2011 - 16:36
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    Kanese S's 

    30 Aug 2011 - 03:17
    Mott and GH say that you're our mommy.
    Are you our mommy?
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    11 Jul 2011 - 22:16
    fine bit of work.
    needed larger letters
    possibly red
    maybe even a bankers corpse, to let them you know mean business
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    22 Apr 2011 - 14:18
    Have you got a non-forum link for the second one down? I can't it on google search.
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    James Hutton 

    30 Jan 2011 - 20:05
    You've probably heard this a hundred times before, but I think your signature is f*cking hilarious. I laughed out loud, hard.
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    18 Jun 2010 - 11:25
    They did get ultimately dominated by Assyrians though.
    But hell. Assyrians brough iron weapons.
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    07 Jun 2010 - 11:06
    just wondering... much love for hittite mythology?
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