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The Hateocracy of Truth
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37 years old
December 6, 1984

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.


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    05 Dec 2021 - 20:32
    37! Whoah
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    06 Dec 2020 - 00:12
    and again
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    05 Dec 2019 - 19:38
    happy birthday big fella
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    04 Dec 2018 - 12:36
    Illy ... Baratheon???
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    03 Jan 2013 - 08:04
    Well I was trying to give you positive rep and I screwed that up with my fat fingers on my tablet. Sorry about that, I'll make up for it.
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    17 Aug 2012 - 16:21
    No fears. I'm a grump.
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    02 Apr 2012 - 20:33
    Abyss has your number on polished prose, but you are still the funniest guy on the internet.
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    31 Mar 2012 - 10:28
    Not that I'm complaining or anything. I just found it amusing.
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    31 Mar 2012 - 10:16
    I found the thread you were talking about. You can tell he copied it from my post. Cite format and everything is the same. :D
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    15 Jan 2012 - 14:12
    No you didn't. If it's because I disappeared from chat it's because the pub quiz came to our table.
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    Gust Hubb 

    03 Sep 2011 - 16:36
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    Kanese S's 

    30 Aug 2011 - 03:17
    Mott and GH say that you're our mommy.
    Are you our mommy?
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    11 Jul 2011 - 22:16
    fine bit of work.
    needed larger letters
    possibly red
    maybe even a bankers corpse, to let them you know mean business
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    22 Apr 2011 - 14:18
    Have you got a non-forum link for the second one down? I can't it on google search.
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    James Hutton 

    30 Jan 2011 - 20:05
    You've probably heard this a hundred times before, but I think your signature is f*cking hilarious. I laughed out loud, hard.
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