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Age:
40 years old
Birthday:
December 6, 1984

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

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    Tsundoku 

    06 Dec 2024 - 09:05
    holy shit D, you're 40! This day looked so far away all those years ago ...
    Anyhoo, I hope you're doing well and having a great day
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    Tsundoku 

    05 Dec 2023 - 20:41
    Man, since when are you 39? Happy birthday
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    Tsundoku 

    06 Dec 2022 - 01:32
    happy another one, hope all's well
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Nov 2022 - 12:28
    so where are you D?
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    Tsundoku 

    05 Dec 2021 - 20:32
    37! Whoah
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    Tsundoku 

    06 Dec 2020 - 00:12
    and again
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    Tsundoku 

    05 Dec 2019 - 19:38
    happy birthday big fella
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    Tsundoku 

    04 Dec 2018 - 12:36
    Illy ... Baratheon???
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    Zanth13 

    03 Jan 2013 - 08:04
    Well I was trying to give you positive rep and I screwed that up with my fat fingers on my tablet. Sorry about that, I'll make up for it.
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    amphibian 

    17 Aug 2012 - 16:21
    No fears. I'm a grump.
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    Terez 

    02 Apr 2012 - 20:33
    Abyss has your number on polished prose, but you are still the funniest guy on the internet.
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    Terez 

    31 Mar 2012 - 10:28
    Not that I'm complaining or anything. I just found it amusing.
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    Terez 

    31 Mar 2012 - 10:16
    I found the thread you were talking about. You can tell he copied it from my post. Cite format and everything is the same. :D http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3300632&userid=0&perpage=40&highlight=&pagenumber=113#post388867184
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    Darkwatch 

    15 Jan 2012 - 14:12
    No you didn't. If it's because I disappeared from chat it's because the pub quiz came to our table.
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    Gust Hubb 

    03 Sep 2011 - 16:36
    http://forum.malazanempire.com/index.php?showtopic=21526&st=760&gopid=893114&#entry893114
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