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August 30, 1979
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  1. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    Yesterday, 05:06 PM

     QuickTidal, on 10 December 2019 - 04:26 PM, said:

     Abyss, on 10 December 2019 - 03:44 PM, said:

     Tsundoku, on 10 December 2019 - 08:24 AM, said:

     Abyss, on 09 December 2019 - 08:59 PM, said:

    No amount of the absolutely screen chewingly great Peter MacNicol can compensate for his primary weapon being a small river of evil saliva.


    Now think of it as an evil version of the stuff all over BK's truck upholstery and you see the movie in a totally different light.

    Black light, as it were.

    Maybe it's a Bakker crossover?!?!



    I firmly believe that a blacklight scan of BK's truck would be viewable from orbit.


    Like Jackson Pollack 'n' shit.



    Fun fact. During power outages in Baton Rouge they shine a black light at his truck for emergency light for the neighborhood.

  2. In Topic: Fantasy Foot Ball 2019

    Yesterday, 02:52 AM

     BfuckinK, on 10 December 2019 - 02:46 AM, said:

     Slow Ben, on 10 December 2019 - 02:33 AM, said:

     Vengeance, on 09 December 2019 - 03:59 AM, said:

    Looks like the memo didn't get to Wilson either. Shit


    JFC man, your team just completely shit the bed.

    And Kamara just had a rough year all around.


    Yeah forgive me interrupting the fantasy thread but I just mentioned in the proper NFL thread how sad Kamara’s 3rd year has been. He just ain’t the same coming off that injury and we really need him back to super star yrs 1&2 lvl. He’s such a talent and we are so lucky to have had him so far.



    Do you think the loss of Ingram has anything to do with it or was he just not 100%?

  3. In Topic: Fantasy Foot Ball 2019

    Yesterday, 02:33 AM

    View PostVengeance, on 09 December 2019 - 03:59 AM, said:

    Looks like the memo didn't get to Wilson either. Shit


    JFC man, your team just completely shit the bed.

    And Kamara just had a rough year all around.

  4. In Topic: Mark Lawrence thread for all things Mark Lawrence'y'ish

    08 December 2019 - 11:02 PM

    That’s quality fucking customer service right there.

  5. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    08 December 2019 - 05:51 AM

    Letterkenny season 8, December 25th.

    Yew!

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    Tsundoku 

    29 Aug 2019 - 19:37
    40! Wooooooo ... make it a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    30 Aug 2018 - 07:46
    Happy birthday big fella
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    Solidsnape 

    30 Aug 2016 - 14:42
    Happy Birthday!!
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    Darkwatch 

    29 Jul 2013 - 00:41
    If she ever dates a guy called Donnie just keep an eye out.
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    Loki 

    30 Aug 2012 - 03:16
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE!
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    Tsundoku 

    18 Dec 2011 - 03:22
    Your wife is awesome ...
    ... can I clone her? It would be rather appropriate considering the theme don't you think?
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    Loki 

    04 Dec 2011 - 13:35
    Wow....just....wow.
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    Loki 

    04 Dec 2011 - 13:28
    How many bridesmaids did your wife have??? It looks like she had eight from the pictures!!!
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    Gust Hubb 

    03 Sep 2011 - 15:46
    and what will be your next category and level......!!!!????
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    Captain Beardface 

    11 Aug 2011 - 00:41
    Congratulations again on the wedding, I hope yours went as well as mine...
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    HoosierDaddy 

    23 Oct 2009 - 05:45
    We've gotta find a way to get you and Eddie up to Chicago for the meet-up. Seriously. It'll be fantastic fucking drunken times and whatnot.
    No excuses.
    Just say yes.
    Come on.
    Just say yes.
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    Aptorian 

    24 Sep 2009 - 05:49
    Cool test ~ Rep!
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    amphibian 

    08 Sep 2009 - 01:51
    It's "I God.." like McCrae never actually says the "buh" sound of "By".
    Comanche Moon was my favorite.
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    Hinter 

    13 Mar 2009 - 16:11
    Cool avatar, gonna change mine to Woodrow Call for a while in celebration of a brilliant movie
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