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  1. In Topic: Ye Big TV Thread

    25 August 2023 - 04:46 PM

    I went to see that cheese rolling contest live once. I lived kinda nearby. It looks bad onscreen, it is terrifying in the flesh.
  2. In Topic: The Marvel Cinematic Universe Thread

    25 August 2023 - 04:43 PM

    I saw it today too. It was very good.

    I also binged Secret Invasion the last few days. Not sure what I made of it. It's not bad. Samuel L Jackson carries whatever it is. That's never a bad thing. Olivia Coleman is also wonderful. Not sure about the rest.
  3. In Topic: The USA Politics Thread

    25 August 2023 - 04:32 PM

    View PostHoosierDaddy, on 25 August 2023 - 12:40 PM, said:

    View PostQuickTidal, on 25 August 2023 - 11:52 AM, said:

    View Postworry, on 25 August 2023 - 02:06 AM, said:

    He self-reported his stats.

    This. When you're booked you need to write down your stats. He wrote them. They are intended to help identify him. From what I understand there are people who were there who said no one was weighed properly or measured...

    There is literally no way he's does he think we can't SEE him?

    To be fair, his sycophants will believe whatever he tells them. It's all projected image and for some unbelievable fucking reason it works on people. How they don't see a conniving, avaricious, narcissistic cesspool of personality flaws is truly a monument to humanity's ability to be willfully stupid.

    I can't even look at the guy. Still images of him make my skin crawl. Video of him speaking makes my soul want to exit my body. I don't get how anyone can take him even slightly seriously.
  4. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    24 August 2023 - 08:11 AM

    View PostHoosierDaddy, on 23 August 2023 - 05:41 PM, said:

    What Nostradamus could have predicted Prigozhin's demise in an accident?

    Truly surprising.

    Why do people work with Vladimir Putin? It's a 1 way trip to an early death.

    You get mind bendingly rich in the process.
  5. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    24 August 2023 - 08:05 AM

    I expect it is quite entertaining but I don't think there is anything special about these debauched escapade movies that have been coming out since The Hangover. The ones they make with groups of female friends just seem hell bent on trying to show women can be as gross as men. I will happily watch anything except horror but it's not high on my list.


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    07 Mar 2012 - 14:30
    I am getting married....just too lazy to set a date :D So you weren't completely off track ;)
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    09 Feb 2012 - 23:52
    You are a dirty boy!
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    19 Dec 2011 - 13:31
    Excellent, judging by call register i was attempting to convey something to a malazanite, but i was in poor nick Friday work ends and the boss lands down with 3 crates of beer and a BBQ, suffice to say the night didn't end well
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    17 Dec 2011 - 08:14
    And I'm back as the most recent creeper on your profile page, most excellent. What was I rambling about last night? In my defence I don't really recall leaving the bar and woke up in the cinema room of the hostel
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    22 Apr 2010 - 08:17
    In the way of scrolling? Like, it takes time for the page to load? Or do you mean it is unsuitable? Or are you simply mesmerized by the cocaine snorting capabilities of Henry the happy hoover?
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    10 Apr 2010 - 03:01
    LOL, I see there is some girl solidarity on the abortion issue.
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    09 Apr 2010 - 21:19
    thanks for the wish - much appreciated.
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    07 Apr 2010 - 20:41
    I would not be in the slightest surprised, you only human after all
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    06 Apr 2010 - 22:19
    Does this mean I won?
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    28 Mar 2010 - 08:17
    Oh, that statement just made me laugh my ass off, Mez.
    How big's your gun rack? Hmmmmm?
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    28 Mar 2010 - 03:11
    that's more like it.
    unsuspecting, ambivalent.
    just the what i need............
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    16 Mar 2010 - 19:21
    I think you need new glasses, I need to lose a bit of weight
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    25 Feb 2010 - 18:05
    I feel godlike now!
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    31 May 2009 - 23:04
    How did you know about the Lucas thing? Friends in powerful places. I got three happy birthday messages today from forums I go on, and one email from British Gas asking for money.
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    23 Apr 2009 - 21:17
    I dunno. I never liked that film. I used to think Hudson Hawk was a great film, even though Andie MacDowall was in it. Now, all I can see is her non-acting face and it ruins the whole thing. She is not convincing as a human.
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