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  1. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    25 June 2022 - 08:52 PM

    A lot of it is shot in silhouette which can only be to make Tom look decent next to all the youngsters. I said as much to my friend during the scene. I don't think you would get as many usable shots out of volleyball in silhouette. He still looks bloody good given his age but he's obviously not in his 20s anymore!
  2. In Topic: Ye Big Movie thread

    24 June 2022 - 10:14 PM

    Finally got to see the new Top Gun movie. It's beyond description. I thought it started weak but by about 20 minutes in, there was a grin on my face that barely left until the end. I wanted to whoop at many points. There were late-middle aged men lining the corridor outside the screen almost weeping as we left!
  3. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    13 June 2022 - 08:05 PM

    My favourite work colleague went and quit on me 😭
  4. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    03 June 2022 - 08:29 PM

    My little boy turned 6 yesterday. Can't quite believe it! We had a lovely day. We got him a 2 wheeled scooter. He's had a 3 wheeled one for a while so he's got the knack of it. This morning he wanted to play out on it in the street. We live on a hill. It's not especially steep. So, clever me says "Why don't you go up to the top and scoot down? It will be so fast and so cool".

    Let's just say it ended in a lot of road rash and an intense feeling of guilt. "Mummy why didn't you catch me?" I said "Sorry" rather than "Because you were going so fast the scooter might have killed me if I had got in the way".
  5. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    28 May 2022 - 08:28 PM

    View PostCause, on 28 May 2022 - 06:48 PM, said:

    Also what pisses me off is now Iím thinking about this instead of reading a book by the pool.

    Forget about it, Cause! I remember you posting about being totally skint in NY and now you are reading by a hotel pool. You're doing really well and you will do the right thing when you have facts to operate on!


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    07 Mar 2012 - 14:30
    I am getting married....just too lazy to set a date :D So you weren't completely off track ;)
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    09 Feb 2012 - 23:52
    You are a dirty boy!
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    19 Dec 2011 - 13:31
    Excellent, judging by call register i was attempting to convey something to a malazanite, but i was in poor nick Friday work ends and the boss lands down with 3 crates of beer and a BBQ, suffice to say the night didn't end well
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    17 Dec 2011 - 08:14
    And I'm back as the most recent creeper on your profile page, most excellent. What was I rambling about last night? In my defence I don't really recall leaving the bar and woke up in the cinema room of the hostel
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    22 Apr 2010 - 08:17
    In the way of scrolling? Like, it takes time for the page to load? Or do you mean it is unsuitable? Or are you simply mesmerized by the cocaine snorting capabilities of Henry the happy hoover?
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    10 Apr 2010 - 03:01
    LOL, I see there is some girl solidarity on the abortion issue.
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    09 Apr 2010 - 21:19
    thanks for the wish - much appreciated.
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    07 Apr 2010 - 20:41
    I would not be in the slightest surprised, you only human after all
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    06 Apr 2010 - 22:19
    Does this mean I won?
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    28 Mar 2010 - 08:17
    Oh, that statement just made me laugh my ass off, Mez.
    How big's your gun rack? Hmmmmm?
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    28 Mar 2010 - 03:11
    that's more like it.
    unsuspecting, ambivalent.
    just the what i need............
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    16 Mar 2010 - 19:21
    I think you need new glasses, I need to lose a bit of weight
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    25 Feb 2010 - 18:05
    I feel godlike now!
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    31 May 2009 - 23:04
    How did you know about the Lucas thing? Friends in powerful places. I got three happy birthday messages today from forums I go on, and one email from British Gas asking for money.
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    23 Apr 2009 - 21:17
    I dunno. I never liked that film. I used to think Hudson Hawk was a great film, even though Andie MacDowall was in it. Now, all I can see is her non-acting face and it ruins the whole thing. She is not convincing as a human.
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