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User is offline Dec 14 2024 10:49 PM
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Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009
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MSN  mezla@hotmail.com
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  1. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    14 December 2024 - 10:48 PM

    I've still only had one banana. I don't really like bananas, hence normally getting 5 a week for a family of 3 and I don't eat any.

    We went into town today and were in the town square and there was a Santas grotto. My son asked to go in. At 8 he was the oldest kid in the line by a good couple of years. He's bought into the Kevin McAllister theory that they aren't the real Santa but they work for him. When we went behind the curtain to see the big man, he was trying to act cool. Santa said "You don't seem very excited to see me". He managed to get into it enough for us to get a photo and we left with a little wrapped gift. When he opened it, it is ALMOST the exact Hot Wheels car that he asked for in his Christmas letter!!! He was absolutely bowled over. Such a coincidence.....or was it Christmas magic...??

  2. In Topic: What's messing with your groove?

    14 December 2024 - 10:37 PM

     Mezla PigDog, on 21 November 2024 - 10:01 PM, said:

    0 degrees C outside (I put the C in for the heathens) so obviously the bloody boiler has packed in.


    The goddamned washing machine has packed in. We had to get a new dishwasher in June. And a new car in July.

  3. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    13 December 2024 - 08:25 PM

    I ordered 5 bananas in my online grocery shop, as I do most weeks - 5 items of banana in my basket. They must have had someone new doing the picking because they interpreted a banana item to be a whole bunch. So now I've got, and paid for, 26 bananas.

  4. In Topic: So I had surgery...

    13 December 2024 - 07:57 PM

    Good luck with that poop when it comes. The first poo I had after my c-section I thought my insides were going to burst out of the incision. It was terrifying and exhilarating at the same time because it had been many days and I really needed to go. Plus the air they fill you up with and that gets in due to all of the rummaging feels weird - peppermint tablets are good for it if you can't shift it.

    I've had another 2 abdominal surgeries since, both key hole so less poop issues but the air was a big deal. I woke up from one and had so much morphine it is one of the happiest, most contented memories of my life, just lying there feeling like I was on a cloud and the recovery room clock hands were spiralling around - I assume that bit wasn't real but I will never know.

  5. In Topic: Whats making you happy right now

    11 December 2024 - 04:09 PM

    I went to the tip and on a Facebook marketplace selling binge. I feel cleansed.

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    Tsundoku 

    24 Nov 2023 - 07:05
    Bah, you're not old, you'll always be a spring chicken.
    A drunk spring chicken, admittedly ... :D
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    Tsundoku 

    23 Nov 2023 - 11:07
    Yeah not too bad thanks, in spite of getting old. Everything creaks and groans. Family is OK. Work is ... work. How about you?
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    Tsundoku 

    19 Nov 2023 - 08:10
    Whassup MPDiddy?
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    Loki 

    07 Mar 2012 - 14:30
    I am getting married....just too lazy to set a date :D So you weren't completely off track ;)
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    Macros 

    09 Feb 2012 - 23:52
    You are a dirty boy!
    Wait....
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    Macros 

    19 Dec 2011 - 13:31
    Excellent, judging by call register i was attempting to convey something to a malazanite, but i was in poor nick Friday work ends and the boss lands down with 3 crates of beer and a BBQ, suffice to say the night didn't end well
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    Macros 

    17 Dec 2011 - 08:14
    And I'm back as the most recent creeper on your profile page, most excellent. What was I rambling about last night? In my defence I don't really recall leaving the bar and woke up in the cinema room of the hostel
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    Aptorian 

    22 Apr 2010 - 08:17
    In the way of scrolling? Like, it takes time for the page to load? Or do you mean it is unsuitable? Or are you simply mesmerized by the cocaine snorting capabilities of Henry the happy hoover?
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    Terez 

    10 Apr 2010 - 03:01
    LOL, I see there is some girl solidarity on the abortion issue.
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    Tapper 

    09 Apr 2010 - 21:19
    thanks for the wish - much appreciated.
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    Macros 

    07 Apr 2010 - 20:41
    I would not be in the slightest surprised, you only human after all
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    Macros 

    06 Apr 2010 - 22:19
    Does this mean I won?
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    HoosierDaddy 

    28 Mar 2010 - 08:17
    Oh, that statement just made me laugh my ass off, Mez.
    How big's your gun rack? Hmmmmm?
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    Macros 

    28 Mar 2010 - 03:11
    that's more like it.
    unsuspecting, ambivalent.
    just the what i need............
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    Macros 

    16 Mar 2010 - 19:21
    I think you need new glasses, I need to lose a bit of weight
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