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  1. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    05 November 2025 - 01:50 PM

    View PostAbyss, on 24 October 2025 - 05:06 PM, said:

    "How was i supposed to know all Pallid wanted was a bath?"


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAheeeeee i love her so so much.




    I've said it 1000 times but I fucking love her.

    That line had me in absolute stitches, the entire chapter is peak writing.


    Finished my reread now and I'll be starting No Life Forsaken tonight.

  2. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    24 October 2025 - 07:06 PM

    The Heavies numbering the townsfolk is comedy gold... and then Spindle's conversion with Monkrat, the feels man... especially when he talks about the tunnels at Pale...

    Just scene after scene in this book.

  3. In Topic: Abyss is WILLING very very WILLING

    24 October 2025 - 04:08 PM

    I really did forget just how much of a top tier Malazan book this is.

    I've had a couple of busy nights so behind now on the reread. Just got up to chapter 10.

    Everything about the Warlock scene is glorious...


    Quote

    He tried bringing his knee up between her legs, but she blocked it with her right thigh. "Not gonna work – I'm not a man! Hah!"

    He tried again and connected with her crotch. "Ow! Ow! Still hurts! A lot!

    She rolled off, in agony, slashing blindly with her knife.

    …….

    "Stillwater!" Oams knelt above her, setting aside his crossbow. "You look a mess!"

    "I'm stabbed, Oams," she snarled in reply, "and head-kicked and neck-broke and my squishy's one giant bruise and not in a good way…"

    "Squishy?" Oams asked.



    I laughed so hard at this.

    That and when Benger illusions Still's finger to look like he never healed it. Massive LOL.


  4. In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

    21 October 2025 - 02:48 PM

    View PostQuickTidal, on 21 October 2025 - 01:21 PM, said:

    I confess I have not yet read TGINW....so I feel like getting book 2 should trigger it.



    Sacrilege!!!!!

    Honestly, QT, you are missing out, it is a pure return to form Malazan book of the fabulous order!!

  5. In Topic: The game I'm playing is...

    21 October 2025 - 01:16 PM

     Mentalist, on 04 October 2025 - 01:43 AM, said:

     champ, on 25 September 2025 - 02:10 PM, said:

    I don't say this lightly but Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the greatest games I've ever played.

    The story, the music, the combat and gameplay mechanics, I am just totally blown away. It's one of those games that everyone should play and if you cannot play it, watch a playthrough of it.

    It'll be a tragedy if it doesn't win GOTY though I think Hades 2 could have something to say about that.



    Hell is Us is GOTY for 2025 when it comes to non-AAA games, sorry.

    (I kid, it's gonna be Silksong, b/c game journalists are as addicted to the hype as anyone else, and we'll both be disappointed).




    Is Hell is Us that good? I wasn't familiar with it until you mentioned it there. I'll take a look into it.


    As soon as I saw all the praise for Silksong I did have a similar thought to you that it'll win.




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    Tsundoku 

    14 Feb 2025 - 09:02
    Great to hear, hope the recovery isn't too painful. All good here thanks :)
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    Tsundoku 

    13 Feb 2025 - 11:23
    hope you had a great day big fella, sounds like it was anyway :)
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    Tsundoku 

    10 Apr 2024 - 11:40
    OK scratch that, I just read your update post. Whoa, that's a bit shit, I'm glad you feel like you're doing better. Feel free to drop me a line whenever about whatever.
    Take it easy mate.
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    Tsundoku 

    10 Apr 2024 - 11:36
    Cheers. Yeah same old same old. Kid is almost in high school so I'm feeling o-l-d. Can't wait for the Mrs to hurry up and win the lottery. Otherwise can't complain. You?
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    Tsundoku 

    13 Feb 2024 - 09:43
    Happy birthday big dog
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    Tsundoku 

    24 Feb 2023 - 23:39
    Yeah not too bad thanks, hope you're doing well too.
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Feb 2023 - 20:13
    happy another one, even if it's a Monday
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Feb 2022 - 14:37
    Happy birthday C-diddy
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    Tsundoku 

    12 Feb 2021 - 23:36
    and again
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    Tsundoku 

    13 Feb 2019 - 10:39
    That time of the year again
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    Tsundoku 

    13 Feb 2018 - 08:10
    Happy birthday
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    champ 

    25 Dec 2016 - 18:51
    Salutes the Captain!
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    Tsundoku 

    24 Dec 2016 - 03:03
    Hurro.
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    Loki 

    05 Apr 2011 - 17:16
    Hello
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    champ 

    24 Mar 2011 - 12:52
    Why not say hello..?
    Hello
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