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Malazan BBQ Revisited

#461 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:51 AM

Cougar;351493 said:

It's cos you don't look like a living version of Wallace,

'cracking tiste Gromit'.


Well I knew exactly who you were :D
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:57 AM

Morgoth;351511 said:

Well I knew exactly who you were :D


That's cos I'm pretty.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:35 AM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm pretty.


yes, that's what I said
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#464 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 01:57 PM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm pretty hairy.

Edited for accuracy. :D
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 02:00 PM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm very hairy.


corrected.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 02:19 PM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm so hairy I make bears look bald.



Corrected.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 02:51 PM

Keep quiet and get that fucking chimney swept or it's the workhouse for you.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:01 PM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm so hairy I was once mistaken for a bearskin rug and sold illegally to some persian prince.

Corrected. :D
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:09 PM

Cougar;351513 said:

That's cos I'm so hairy I was once mistaken for a bearskin rug and sold illegally to some persian prince.


Those were the happiest years of my life.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:50 PM

Yeah meant to say... sorry about selling you and all that... if it's any consolation I got a very competitive price for you...
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:55 PM

Tiste Simeon;351755 said:

Yeah meant to say... sorry about selling you and all that... if it's any consolation I got a very competitive price for you...


You should have sold it to a polygamist gay..erm.. quadrouple?.. who like to cuddle by the fire.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:02 PM

Morgoth;351761 said:

You should have sold it to a polygamist gay..erm.. quadrouple?.. who like to cuddle by the fire.


Please refrain from refering to me as 'it' I am undergoing enough of an existential crisis as it is.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:03 PM

Psst, google bears in image search and see if you can find Cougar!

I wouldn't recommend searching for hairy bears, though. Really, really, wouldn't recommend it.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:05 PM

Searching for Cougars is risky since it also seems to be some sort of slang for mature women in porn or something.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:06 PM

Cougar;351776 said:

Searching for Cougars is risky since it also seems to be some sort of slang for mature women in porn or something.


well, that explains quite a lot actually.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:07 PM

Clearly a severe identity crisis :D
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:34 PM

caladanbrood;351780 said:

Clearly a severe identity crisis :D


and impressive use of makeup
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:33 PM

I don't think it's a porn thing, it's more like older women (think mutton dressed as lamb) who hang around bars trying to pick up.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:47 PM

I think we're more talking a wooly cardigan dressed as lamb here.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:50 PM

Look.

A cougar is a big cat.
A cougar is an older lady in lots of makeup, generally goodlooking for her age, trying to pick up younger guys at a bar.
A cougar is a hairy rugby player who attended a bbq
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