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Cougar;351493 said:
It's cos you don't look like a living version of Wallace,
'cracking tiste Gromit'.
'cracking tiste Gromit'.
Well I knew exactly who you were
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:35 AM
Cougar;351513 said:
That's cos I'm pretty.
yes, that's what I said
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 01:57 PM
Cougar;351513 said:
That's cos I'm pretty hairy.
Edited for accuracy.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 02:19 PM
Cougar;351513 said:
That's cos I'm so hairy I make bears look bald.
Corrected.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:01 PM
Cougar;351513 said:
That's cos I'm so hairy I was once mistaken for a bearskin rug and sold illegally to some persian prince.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:09 PM
Cougar;351513 said:
That's cos I'm so hairy I was once mistaken for a bearskin rug and sold illegally to some persian prince.
Those were the happiest years of my life.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:50 PM
Yeah meant to say... sorry about selling you and all that... if it's any consolation I got a very competitive price for you...
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:55 PM
Tiste Simeon;351755 said:
Yeah meant to say... sorry about selling you and all that... if it's any consolation I got a very competitive price for you...
You should have sold it to a polygamist gay..erm.. quadrouple?.. who like to cuddle by the fire.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:02 PM
Morgoth;351761 said:
You should have sold it to a polygamist gay..erm.. quadrouple?.. who like to cuddle by the fire.
Please refrain from refering to me as 'it' I am undergoing enough of an existential crisis as it is.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:03 PM
Psst, google bears in image search and see if you can find Cougar!
I wouldn't recommend searching for hairy bears, though. Really, really, wouldn't recommend it.
I wouldn't recommend searching for hairy bears, though. Really, really, wouldn't recommend it.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:06 PM
Cougar;351776 said:
Searching for Cougars is risky since it also seems to be some sort of slang for mature women in porn or something.
well, that explains quite a lot actually.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:07 PM
Clearly a severe identity crisis
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:34 PM
caladanbrood;351780 said:
Clearly a severe identity crisis
and impressive use of makeup
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:47 PM
I think we're more talking a wooly cardigan dressed as lamb here.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:50 PM
Look.
A cougar is a big cat.
A cougar is an older lady in lots of makeup, generally goodlooking for her age, trying to pick up younger guys at a bar.
A cougar is a hairy rugby player who attended a bbq
Also, ILLY LOVES HAIRY MEN! THEY KEEP HIM WARM AT NIGHT WHILE THEY CUDDLE!
A cougar is a big cat.
A cougar is an older lady in lots of makeup, generally goodlooking for her age, trying to pick up younger guys at a bar.
A cougar is a hairy rugby player who attended a bbq
Also, ILLY LOVES HAIRY MEN! THEY KEEP HIM WARM AT NIGHT WHILE THEY CUDDLE!
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