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Malazan BBQ Revisited

#481 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 05:56 PM

Obdigore;351826 said:

Look.

A cougar is a big hairy rugby player in lots of makeup, who attended a bbq, trying to pick up younger guys at a bar.
Also, ILLY IS A HAIRY MAN AND I LOVE HAIRY MEN! I WANT HIM TO KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT WHILE WE CUDDLE!

Fixed. Sorry Obdi, you're not my type. It's not your personality or looks (well it is, but it's more than just that) you just don't have enough vagina.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#482 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:04 PM

Damn.

Oh well, I guess bwoody and tiste will keep you happy.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:19 PM

Pimpin'...
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:34 PM

Illy is the lesser of two awesomes.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:35 PM

Illuyankas;351830 said:

Fixed. Sorry Obdi, you're not my type. It's not your personality or looks (well it is, but it's more than just that) you just don't have enough vagina.


Win.
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 06:35 AM

caladanbrood;351846 said:

Pimpin'...


... ain't easy?
meh. Link was dead :(
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#487 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:19 PM

My pictures were awfull! I blame the photographer...

A few did come out right. Or better than the rest anyway. :D

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:21 PM

Aww, look at TT and STd all snuggled up.
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#489 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:23 PM

If STd didn't have any std's before the bbq he must surely have one or two by now!
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:35 PM

Tremolo;352554 said:

If STd had a wallet before the bbq he must surely not have one by now!


Corrected for accuarcy since he was gaying up with TT
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#491 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:43 PM

Gentlemen, there's no need to fight!

You're both as right as eachother. :D
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:03 PM

OK, better late than never... :D

I think I'm too stupid for this picture upload thing, but I'll give it a try. Here are a few chosen ones from my & Mr. B's collection:

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:08 PM

Cult copping a feel on Toby there. Also, my shirt is SO AWESOME
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:22 PM

Pic 1: Am I dancing?

Pic 2: We are slaves to branding

Pic 3: What is Cult doing with his left hand

Pic 4: Once again the appearance of Cults massive hand on Tobys chest, and second it makes me laugh how everyone else is in T shirts (and shorts in Mals case the hard man) and SE is wrapped up like Captain Oats.
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:41 PM

looks suitably awesome guys :D
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:56 PM

looks like you guys had a great time *is jelous*
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 11:29 PM

Toby was only smiling for so long...

My left hand seemed to have a mind of its own.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 07:44 PM

caladanbrood;352553 said:

Aww, look at TT and STd all snuggled up.


Who snuggled up with Imperial Historian or did he get a whole sofa to himself?

Btw. Cougar was snoring so loud that I could feel the reverberation in the concrete? floor from 2 meters away. I was lying on the floor too.
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 07:50 PM

i think IIRC it was morgoth snuggled up with IH on that sofa
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:11 PM

What did Sarah have to say about that?
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