[Optimus Prime]

He's not the top seller. Wert posted the details and he's up there in the top 10 I think but he's not the best, thank God.

This show will bomb, don't worry. Goodkind supporters are too busy involved in turd eating contests worldwide to watch TV series.

[Kulp Diet]

Strange as it sounds, if the books had never been (poorly) written, WFR might make for a pretty cool movie. A lot of cool stuff happens, its just written in such a way as to make the reader want to pull out his brains through his nose with a coathanger.

A TV series though? how many episodes do you need to stretch it out? Is there going to be a whole episode of Richard walking Kahlan through the woods, asking questions she won't answer, then finding a silly special pine tree that they can have a romantic campfire?

Just be grateful Goodkind didn't write "Star Wars, the Novel" before Lucas came up with the idea.

[Abyss]

Kulp Diet;332620 said:

... Is there going to be a whole episode of Richard walking Kahlan through the woods, asking questions she won't answer, then finding a silly special pine tree that they can have a romantic campfire?....

Damn you, i had purged the fucking pine trees from my mind.


- Abyss, bleeding from the ears now...

[Kurt Montandon]

How the hell did any of you make it past the first chapter?

You all must have a seriously high tolerance for painful failure in written form.

[Slum]

Apples = Poison. Don't forget.

[Abyss]

Fear the chicken.

- Abyss, just plain clucked.

[Optimus Prime]

Abyss;332716 said:

Fear the chicken.

- Abyss, just plain clucked.

I can't wait to hear "Bags!" audibly as a curse word.....so...inventive Terry.

I'm really surprised Terry didn't name Richard "Lighten" to face his arch nemesis "Darken".

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

I can't believe this isn't just a joke. TG gets a series? Really? This is the day television jumps the shark.

[Slum]

Lighten Rahl fights Darken Rahl in a steel cage match situated a 100 yards above Times Square.

Leather-clad Mord-siths sell teh popcorn.

[Kulp Diet]

Who would win in a fight, Richard Rahl or Titan from American Gladiators?

I know, I deserve neg rep just for making brains think that.

[Aptorian]

Slumgullion Spitteler;332633 said:

Apples = Poison. Don't forget.

Why is this bad? I thought it was a clever trick by Darken Rahl. I'd liken it to Russia dropping bombs disguised as toys over Afghanistan

Xander;332719 said:

I can't wait to hear "Bags!" audibly as a curse word.....so...inventive Terry.

How is it worse than Frag or blood and ashes?

I think that Goodkind made a lot of good inventions in the series. It's his writting that pisses me off

I'll never forgive him for the chicken though...

[caladanbrood]

Blood and bloody ashes is an awesome curse! I mean, not as good as Hood's hairy balls on an anvil, but pretty good.

[Abyss]

I always figured "Bags!" was a variation on "Balls!"... y'know.... balls...testicles... sack.... 'bag'.

Bloody chicken.

- Abyss, now bleeding from the .... nevermind.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Ryan Seacrest as Richard. You heard it here first.

[Aptorian]

I just saw these two gifs on the EBW forums and I actually thought they might be from the Sword of Truth series.





They're not, they're from some kind of superman movie or series, but the guy looks like a dead ringer for Dicky Rahl in his war wizard outfit.

[Optimus Prime]

"Blood and ashes" is superior to "Bags!" Apt, and if I have to teach you that...well then everyone on this forum has failed you