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"Wizard's First Rule" TV show.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:25 AM

lol, I think i was like 10 or something....
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:32 AM

Loved Hercules...it was especially hilarious that EVERY woman in that show had huge breasts or was made to appear that way...I mean..seriously...go back and watch a show...EVERY SINGLE WOMAN.

I doubt this WFR series will get off the ground, Goodkind will demand total control and ruin it...me hopes
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:44 AM

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Loved Hercules...it was especially hilarious that EVERY woman in that show had huge breasts or was made to appear that way...I mean..seriously...go back and watch a show...EVERY SINGLE WOMAN.


Yup. Loved that show!
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 08:33 AM

It is still run late at night or in the morning on various channels here in denmark. Damn awesome. The later episodes of Xena where she fights the christian and the north religions are so cool.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 08:35 AM

Kevin Sorbo always got the hot skanks...

And remember how the old dude that played Zeus always had some maybe 16 year old girl draped on him...he was so sleazy.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:02 AM

How about David Hasselhoff as Richard, Lanny Barbie as Kahlan, Jenna Jameson as Nikki, and Jessica Alba as Cara? Thats the general idea isnt it? Beautiful women who fawn over a muppet
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:11 AM

I can't see this filth actually making it to the small screen...but...stranger things have happened....I mean..they did make a spin-off of Friends about the fat friend who wanted to be a movie star...i mean...that actually made it a full season I think...so...yeah....pigs can fly
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:17 AM

How dare you, Joey was agreat show, allthough flawed because it needed more diverse charcters.

Hasselhoff as Richard is a show I would pay money per episode to watch.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:19 AM

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How dare you, Joey was agreat show, allthough flawed because it needed more diverse charcters.

Hasselhoff as Richard is a show I would pay money per episode to watch.


Yeah...but who would be Kahlan?

And what about Zedd?

They'd probably try to get Sir Ian McKellan...LOL
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:21 AM

You know that guy that plays the hippie on that 70s show? That should be Zed, only he'd have to loose weight.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:24 AM

AHAHAHAH perfect!

Darken Rahl could be Billy Baldwin!
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:26 AM

I was thinking more Gary Glitter to play Darken Rahl.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:27 AM

or Richard Simmons?
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 11:24 AM

No, Richard Simmons can be Jagang.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:11 PM

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Flawless.........

I bet they get Mel Gibson to play Richard. He has some weird fascination with pain and torture and such.

Good find though SM. The mind does boggle
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 07:40 PM

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...I'm going to go an prepare for the imminent blood from Abyss's eyes.


Too late. The thread title was enuf.

- Abyss, has to go change his shirt now... dammit, i LIKED that tie....
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:06 PM

i got an idea guys.

Let's all go audition for parts and work from the inside to destroy this project.

Apt---Of course you will have to be Richard
Abyss---Jagang
Xander---Zedd (just give me a wig..."Bags! Richard, Bags! I don't know why that is a curse word but...Bags!"
Shiara---Kahlan (sorry but you're a girl :D)
I can't remember the rest of the crappy characters but anybody else in? ahaha
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:30 PM

People could use the tv show to torture terrorists.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:31 PM

Shiara is mine, that would be reason enough...

Brood could be the Keeper.
Zanth could be Chase, big strong military dude.
Illy would have to play the evil chicken
Venegeance could be a lizard guy.
Bubba could be Darken Rahl.
Dancer could be the princess that get kicked in the face :D
Bent could be the dragon, scarlet :D
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 09:34 PM

Well of course Illy has to be the chicken.

Who is the scary molester/rapist/killer/healer brother of Richie though?
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