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best weapon in fantasy?

#101 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 06:42 AM

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- Abyss, just wishes it was a vorpal weapon or something.... :(


One that went snickersnack?
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Posted 19 January 2008 - 01:32 PM

Dumblebore's unbeatable wand.

Purely because Gindelwald had the 'unbeatable' wand before Dumbledore......................................................................
..................................and then Dumbledore beat him..... what?......... unbeatable?...........ummmmmmm................
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 05:46 AM

The Highlander Katana, no powers but great for beheadings


Trents powers from the first xanth novel, not a proper physical weapon but cool as shit none the less, just turn your enemy into what ever useless creature you want to, a tree, fish, fly, dragon you know what ever


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Posted 21 January 2008 - 04:50 PM

This aint fantasy but I have to mention it. I watched Shoot Em Up last night and that guy kills people in all manner of ways with carrots.

very deadly.
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 07:02 PM

I think he could move fast on his own. He only needed the machine to really use the sword (all the nigh-strikes coming out). Even without the machine he was still really good. From that same book, the shark-fin kissing statue. Not really a weapon per say, but still awesome.
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 07:25 PM

wintermute;246071 said:

I think he could move fast on his own. He only needed the machine to really use the sword (all the nigh-strikes coming out). Even without the machine he was still really good. From that same book, the shark-fin kissing statue. Not really a weapon per say, but still awesome.


Uther Doul?

And yeah, Fennec's statue was pretty cool.
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 12:00 AM

wintermute;246071 said:

I think he could move fast on his own. He only needed the machine to really use the sword (all the nigh-strikes coming out). Even without the machine he was still really good. From that same book, the shark-fin kissing statue. Not really a weapon per say, but still awesome.


I'll second that choice. Any weapon that lets you break the laws of physics through a french-kiss gets my vote..

Funny how the grindylow considered it a child's toy though, one might wonder what other funky stuff they had lying around!
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:56 PM

Gimli said:

Dumblebore's unbeatable wand.

Purely because Gindelwald had the 'unbeatable' wand before Dumbledore......................................................................
..................................and then Dumbledore beat him..... what?......... unbeatable?...........ummmmmmm................


I think Dumbledore touched Gridelwald's um, other wand, to beat him...
At least there was some suggestion of that, and then Rowling confirmed half the story.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Posted 26 January 2008 - 03:59 PM

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:11 AM

Grudgebringer anyone? I always thought shadow of the horned rat was the best rts game, the psx version, the pc version sucked. Anyone know where a brother could get the iso for the psx version? my disc is ruined alas :D
Grudgebringer aside Dragnipur is pretty sweet, Anduril obviously, and carrots not so magical magic sword.
Oh and Arutha sword, its not amazingly powerful but its basically a regualr sword that requires skill to use, it just negates the cheaters out there that want to use magic as armour.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 02:35 PM

We need this in a novel:

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:31 PM

This is the easy version: A rider skilled with a lance or similar polearm owns everything. And, honestly, I've grown dead tired of all fantasy books and stuff desperately needing to have great, OP, imba magically enchanted weapons of this and that. Seriously, it's the most annoying fantasy cliché ever!
A lance and a shield and a spirited mount is all that's ever needed. Truly.

(Oh, and I don't mind a Sapper's cusser, either lol)
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:10 PM

A wall of pikes says different, me bucko. Or even a spear and shield. Or even a set of bolas to take out the horse's legs. Or... etc.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:00 PM

Of course, but imagine the fool standing there with the mightiest sword ever, called the big mighty cliché of doom. Now imagine him being pwnd by some casual dude on a horse before the big mighty cliché of doom can even reach the horse, less so the rider.
Also, things can be dodged, and a smart solo-rider would always flank a wall of pikes.
Everything has it weaknesses, and creating imba weapons of this and that to escape that fact is just pathetic.

What I'm really trying to say here, really, is that I hate how everyone must always invent incredible almighty magic objects that pwns everything else.
Anything else than that works for me. Be that a wall of pikes, anything, really, apart from a crossbow, 'caus they're so darned slow to reload:p
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:03 PM

But what if the magical sword throws a lightning bolt and fries your lance wielding knight? Or slashes a hole in the time continuum and steps out of the way?
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:06 PM

Or, say, jumps to the right then cuts off the legs of your knight's steed?

I DO agree somewhat with your point, but I think you need a better example.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:11 PM

I'm working on a good idea.

I see what you are saying too.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:20 PM

yeah, with the big, heavy sword of doom he easily dodges the fastest creature on the battlefield, managing not to crash into any of the enemies and allies that crowds the battlefield, and even as he does he has full controll when he lands, and before the rider manages to react cuts of all four legs of the horse, in one, elegant sweep!
All be awed!
And of course, he also skilfully sweeps the rider's head off with his sword, moving faster than the man dressed in light leather, raises his sword in triumph, before a blast of power explodes from it, killing all enemies on the battlefield! mwuahahaha!!!

Even a crossbow could easily kill our mighty hero.
It's more a matter of skills, and who is the most cunning.

Imagine then this scenario: OUr crossbowman, Paul, sees this idiot with a big, heavy sword in the battlefield. Due to the bright shimmering of the enchanted weapon he easily spots the man as "our hero".
Paul relaxes as he reloads his crossbow, and, from his safe position in the fifth rank waits as the ones before him bends to reload, and with certain skills and prestige sends a bolt through the dumb-wit's throat.
He is then charged down by mister Oliver, one of the last remnants of the light cavalry, who in turn charges for one or another reason into a wall of pikes, that is in it's own turn broken as it is flanked by the heavy cavalry.
The light cavalry then starts harrassing the heavy cavalry, breaking them, before a hail of fire from a distant group of longbowmen takes them out.
But- behold! A man of great skills with a sword of great magically enchantment arises! He and a legion of swordsmen attacks the group of archers, who must use their secondary weapons, long knives, but are killed and the survivors rout the battlefield in pure terror, before...

My point: Everything has a weakness. And trying to refuse so by making imba weapons of magical enchantment, doom and destiny, added a little drop of fate, is really lame. If you do that, you're just one of the crowd. Nearly all fantasy writers does that, good or bad.
And after a while you get really tired of it!
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:23 PM

Aptorian;256469 said:

But what if the magical sword throws a lightning bolt and fries your lance wielding knight? Or slashes a hole in the time continuum and steps out of the way?


This is my point exactly: they make these weapons all to imba. It's no fun with an invincible hero.

Oh, no! He is being charged from all directions by hordes of enemy! Lo and behold- he's gonna die!

Oh... No. of course. His enchanted sword does everything for him, it fries his attackers and teleports him to safety. ANTICLIMAX!!!
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:24 PM

But that's why it's fantasy, if you don't like the possibilities of magic go read medieval stories like Ann.
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