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CocoReturns is absolutely right: the Krull is the best fantasy weapon ever.
best weapon in fantasy?
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 11:38 AM
Anyone remember the cartoon Ulysses? He had a light sabre that turned into a lazer gun. I think he had a force field shield as well, although I might have just made that up.
Sauron's mace from tLotR film, and the Witch King's ball and chain. They were BIG.
Sauron's mace from tLotR film, and the Witch King's ball and chain. They were BIG.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 12:56 PM
Bubba;240647 said:
I think the double light saber.Darth Maul used was the best...
@coco KRULL!!!!!!!
the point of view gun was pretty cool
@coco KRULL!!!!!!!
the point of view gun was pretty cool
Or the one Bastila Shan wields in Knights of the Old Republic....because her's was a staff, unlike Mauls which breaks into two separate lightsabers cause he based his build on the first double bladed one built thousands of years before by Exar Kun.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 04:23 PM
If we are open to scifi, and video games, I just got to say the BFG from the Doom games (pick any one) is pretty damn effective. Plus it is so wonderfully monikered.
Also, I always liked the Super Nailgun in quake 1
EDIT: Fixed an embarassing slip-up
Also, I always liked the Super Nailgun in quake 1
EDIT: Fixed an embarassing slip-up
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 05:35 PM
sky_walker;240900 said:
If we are open to scifi, and video games, I just got to say the BFG from the Quake games (pick any one) is pretty damn effective. Plus it is so wonderfully monikered. Although I always preferred the Super Nailgun in quake 1
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sky_walker;240900 said:
If we are open to scifi, and video games, I just got to say the BFG from the Quake games (pick any one) is pretty damn effective. Plus it is so wonderfully monikered. Although I always preferred the Super Nailgun in quake 1 
sky_walker;240900 said:
Quake
sky_walker;240900 said:
Quake
sky_walker;240900 said:
Quake
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Quake
I think you mean Doom.
And on the subject of Doom, the Berzerker Pack is the best weapon. YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! RIP AND TEAR
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 05:42 PM
Ow... my BAD.
I meant that to say what it says now...
and... I blame Brood for that mistake. Of course.
I meant that to say what it says now...
and... I blame Brood for that mistake. Of course.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 06:30 PM
Of course.
I'm not changing my post though (mwahaha).
I'm not changing my post though (mwahaha).
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 06:40 PM
Er, he didn't change the nailgun bit, it still says Quake 1.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 06:43 PM
Illuyankas;240948 said:
Er, he didn't change the nailgun bit, it still says Quake 1.
My denigrator and defender!
thanks."Denigrator" would be a cool name for a weapon right?
A gun that sends a huge poof of sooty smoke at someone...
Hmm...
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 06:46 PM
I would have thought, 'de-ni-grator', that it'd take off your kneecaps with a cheesegrater. Which would chafe.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 07:06 PM
Bricks are always a good weapon; all you need is your fists, a brick, a flame thrower, a extinguisher and a monkey gun and you're set for a lot of fun.
In actual fact if we do include games, the remote mines on timesplitters 2 are legendary. Mix it with the mapmaker and you could create some of the most fun situations in gaming history. Do remote mines only, elimination on hospital or the same again but in a custom map with lots of obstacles and completely dark lightning so you can only see the flashing of the remote mines. Genius.
Apt, good signature.
In actual fact if we do include games, the remote mines on timesplitters 2 are legendary. Mix it with the mapmaker and you could create some of the most fun situations in gaming history. Do remote mines only, elimination on hospital or the same again but in a custom map with lots of obstacles and completely dark lightning so you can only see the flashing of the remote mines. Genius.
Apt, good signature.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:26 PM
The spinfusor from the starsiege tribes series of games has to be one of the best gaming weapons.
A slow moving blue disc of death which explodes on impact, the problem is everyone's moving at stupid fast speeds because of skiing and so it's really quite a skillfull gun to actually use properly.
A slow moving blue disc of death which explodes on impact, the problem is everyone's moving at stupid fast speeds because of skiing and so it's really quite a skillfull gun to actually use properly.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 08:56 PM
Saberhagen's SWORDS: there was one sword that just required the holder to say the name of the target and toss it in the air, and the sword promptly stabbed that person in the heart.
The problem of course was that a someone else could pick up the sword and use it on you, and so on. I was never clear why someone didn't just only use it on people standing right in front of them, but still, effective....
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The problem of course was that a someone else could pick up the sword and use it on you, and so on. I was never clear why someone didn't just only use it on people standing right in front of them, but still, effective....
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 11:57 PM
Dancer;240967 said:
Bricks are always a good weapon; all you need is your fists, a brick, a flame thrower, a extinguisher and a monkey gun and you're set for a lot of fun.
I once saw my cousin smash a rival's face in with a brick during a streetfight. I also found out that when someone smashes someone else's face in with a brick, the correct response is to stop fighting and get the heck out of there as fast as you can. Which I did.
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In actual fact if we do include games, the remote mines on timesplitters 2 are legendary. Mix it with the mapmaker and you could create some of the most fun situations in gaming history. Do remote mines only, elimination on hospital or the same again but in a custom map with lots of obstacles and completely dark lightning so you can only see the flashing of the remote mines. Genius.
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 12:52 AM
the T-grenade from Perfect Dark, now that was fun
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