Rich the Great;122044 said:
A man walks into a Butcher's and says to the butcher, "I bet you 50 quid that you can't reach that meat on the top shelf."
"No," he says. "The stakes are too high."
At last someone with a proper sense of humour!
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick ...duh! :lachen70:
Q. What's ET short for?
A. Well, he's only got lickle legs :placate:
Tell me when you give up...