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The guy wakes up in his bed after a late night of drinking and notices that the girl he was with last night is gone.
Happy but feeling a bit dry in the mouth he stumbles out into the bathroom to get a drink.
In the mirror he see's a long piece of string hanging out of his mouth and yells:
"Oh God, let it be a teabag!"
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 05:27 PM
It's not so much the joke that's funny, more the reaction you get from it in the sadistic low brow sense, and I can count myself in that group since I've used that one before as have my friends.
I suppose if you changed the demographic of the joke it can be funny.
Q:What do you say to an Emo with two black eyes?
A:Nothing you haven't already said twice.
I suppose if you changed the demographic of the joke it can be funny.
Q:What do you say to an Emo with two black eyes?
A:Nothing you haven't already said twice.
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 07:51 PM
GaesII;121153 said:
How is that funny?
Its not really, except to watch the reaction of telling such an inappropriately sexist joke from all the women in the room. Except the ones who know, because they realise I tell a joke like that to wind them up. These jokes are told in purely a post-modern sense.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 07:54 PM
It's not that it's sexist .. I can laugh at sexist jokes wth the best .. as I know someone who's had those black eyes 
it would always be difficult to see the funny side of that "joke" ..whether meant to be ironic or not
it would always be difficult to see the funny side of that "joke" ..whether meant to be ironic or not
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 07:56 PM
I'm just a git, so I found it funny.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 07:58 PM
Well don't want to be a killjoy, and I've appreciated plenty of sick jokes myself.. just that one grates because of the specific nature .. guess we'd all have certain things that would get a reaction from us .. sick jokes about kids are another no-no for me
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 08:04 PM
Sorry, we're just going to have ban you for being a killjoy.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 08:09 PM
I blame brood.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 08:48 PM
I blame me too. I need banning:p
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 09:02 PM
Don't tempt me:p
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:16 AM
An ion walks into a bar and says, "I think I left an electron here last night," and the bartender replies, "Are you positive?"
Damn you chemistry degree course for making me laugh at this one, damn you to hell!
Damn you chemistry degree course for making me laugh at this one, damn you to hell!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:20 AM
"what do you call a blonde with a runny nose?"
"Full"
My little sister (a blonde no less!) told me this - I was disgusted!
"Full"
My little sister (a blonde no less!) told me this - I was disgusted!
“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:31 AM
I know that as "What do you call a hooker with white eyes?" but your sister's version is better.
What do you call a limbless prostitute? Cash and carry.
What do you call a limbless prostitute? Cash and carry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:37 AM
Aye it's a funny one but a bit disturbing when told by your 11 year old BLONDE sister (ok she's probably 20 or something but in my mind she'll always be 11)
“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 01:49 AM
Illuyankas;121248 said:
An ion walks into a bar and says, "I think I left an electron here last night," and the bartender replies, "Are you positive?"
Damn you chemistry degree course for making me laugh at this one, damn you to hell!
Damn you chemistry degree course for making me laugh at this one, damn you to hell!
Brilliant, I'm using that one tomorrow in class.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
