[frookenhauer]

enter cougar...I see, good thing too, its all well and good, but if we piss off the few females that bother to talk to us...I'd be pissed.

[Slow Ben]

Nice Job MS, you got in trouble.

[bubba]

And just so you know....there is no reason you cant PM those jokes to each other......

[masan's saddle]

Frookenhauer, on Mar 21 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

enter cougar...I see, good thing too, its all well and good, but if we piss off the few females that bother to talk to us...I'd be pissed.

Slow Ben, on Mar 21 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

Nice Job MS, you got in trouble.

Have you seen some of the stuff earlier on in this thread ?
I'm talking to my union rep....( grumble grumble)

:

[frookenhauer]

Nah...some of them were corkers Ben! But we all get excited sometimes...I had a proper warning twice and been suspended once and now I know my place in the grand scheme of things.

Bubbas got the right idea...let me clear my inbox of porn and post away

[Slow Ben]

Frook, whats the bibble?

[bubba]

masan's saddle, on Mar 20 2009, 08:54 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Mar 21 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

enter cougar...I see, good thing too, its all well and good, but if we piss off the few females that bother to talk to us...I'd be pissed.

Slow Ben, on Mar 21 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

Nice Job MS, you got in trouble.

Have you seen some of the stuff earlier on in this thread ?
I'm talking to my union rep....( grumble grumble)

:

I'm not going thru 1000 post to find this stuff, but if point it out, it will be taken care of.

[frookenhauer]

Bibble...remove one B

[Slow Ben]

ibble?

[frookenhauer]

thats it...its the sacred text of the Ibblers and describes how it all began and just how big gods whanger really is. quality read.

[masan's saddle]

[/quote]
I'm not going thru 1000 post to find this stuff, but if point it out, it will be taken care of.
[/quote]

I've already been through it once ! I'm not going through it again !

[Slow Ben]

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 08:05 PM, said:

thats it...its the sacred text of the Ibblers and describes how it all began and just how big gods whanger really is. quality read.

Cool! Thanks buddy, im a little slow.

Ok ,we need a joke back on this thread. And i'm gonna go clean, just to be safe.

2 men are playing golf, the first is lined up ready to putt when they notice a funeral procession going by. The first guy takes off his hat and waits till the procession is by before sinking his put. His buddy says to him "Wow, thats very thoughtful, you really are a good guy." "Well", says the first man " we WERE married for 35 years."

[bubba]

Four Worms
Four Worms and a lesson to be learned:

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service!

[Stradivarius]

dai and his wife ann go to the show every year, and every year there is a helicopter ride there.
every year dai says he wants to go on it however ann's reply always is
its 50 pounds dai and 50 pound is 50 pound.
one year dai again says he wants to have a helecopter ride and ann says
its 50 pounds dai and 50 pound is 50 pound.
but dai says look i'm 70 years old i might not have many more oppertunities!
its 50 pounds dai and 50 pound is 50 pound replies ann.
the pilot hears this and says
look i'll take you up for free but if you make one sound then i'll have to charge you the 50 pound. they both agree.
up the pilot goes and does all the tricks he can think of to make his passengers scream, round and round side to side and so on. as he lands he turns round and says well done i did everything i could and you still didnt say anything.
dai repies well i was going to say something when ann fell out but i'd have had to pay 50 pounds and 50 pound is 50 pound.

[Menandore]

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pounds testicles,
Turner Brown.'

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me.....I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Lord, I thought you
said: 'Turn around.'

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Why do deaf women masturbate one handed?

So they can scream louder.

[Bhurnae]

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter
met her at the Pearly Gates.

"I'm sorry," St Peter said; "But Heaven is suffering from an overload of
goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new
arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals."

"That's cool" said the blonde, "What does the Entrance Exam consist of?"

"Just three questions" said St Peter.

"Which are?' asked the blonde.

"The first," said St Peter, "is, which two days of the week start with the
letter 'T' "?

The second is "How many seconds are there in a year?"

The third is "What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?"

"Now," said St Peter, "Go away and think about those questions and when I
call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me."

So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable
thought (I expect you to do the same).

The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had
considered the questions, to which she replied, "I have."

"Well then," said St Peter, "Which two days of the week start with the
letter T?"

The blonde said, "Today and Tomorrow."

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the
answer can be applied to the question.

"Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?"
St Peter went on, "how many seconds in a year?"

The Blonde replied, "Twelve!"

"Only twelve?" exclaimed St Peter, "How did you arrive at that figure?"

"Easy," said the blonde, "there's the second of January, the second of
February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve
seconds."

St Peter looked at the blonde and said, "I need some time to consider your
answer before I can give you a decision." And he walked away shaking his
head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. "I'll allow the answer
to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely
correct to be allowed into Heaven. Now, can you tell me the answer to the
name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?"

The blonde replied: "Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to
answer."

"Really!" exclaimed St Peter, "And what is the answer?"

"It's Andy."

"Andy??"

"Yes, Andy," said the blonde.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating
the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning
to the blonde, asked "How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?"

"Easy" said the blonde, "Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billy
boiled."