[Vengeance]

Obdigore, on 25 March 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 25 March 2020 - 02:47 PM, said:

Vengeance, on 25 March 2020 - 02:40 PM, said:

Aptorian, on 25 March 2020 - 02:36 PM, said:

Then who was Girlfriend?

*Fight club flashback*

I met her several times. A lovely stuffed teddy bear that he would call his girlfriend, and went everywhere with him. I wasn't surprised that they got married but was shocked to hear that they got divorced. But in hind sight the relationship was never going to work.

That was only slightly less awkward than his Waifu Pillow phase.

Wait, Morgy, what was the thing you asked me never to share?

I think that Morgy put those overlarge foam hands on his waifu pillow and kept calling it 'Maccy'?

That would explain all of the carefully lighted pictures of "Maccy's hands" that he would post for a while.

[Morgoth]

Hey, no bad talking mat's hands. They're soft and perfect and should be parted from the host and preserved in a glass box for posterity.

[Aptorian]

Man, you just reminded me of a weird Dead Koontz book I remember reading a couple decades ago. About some hitman/serial killer, I think, who collects hands because they're beautiful.

[Messremb]

Morgoth, on 23 March 2020 - 11:09 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 22 March 2020 - 08:05 AM, said:

Abyss, SM and Morgy were definitely here before me.

Yeah, I originally joined in 2002, but when we moved from infopop (? or something) all the join dates were pushed to 2003. Can't remember the details much, I was very young at the time.

In 2002 I was 16 and in highschool. Now, 18 years later I am a 33 year old lawyer with one divorce behind me. It is very very strange to have been here for so long.

I thought Morgoth was here before me but only having done one forum before this one he clearly wasn't. My copy of GotM is 2000 print so perhaps that/2001 was my first year?

At least one forum went down around Christmas/New Year one year which meant join dates were reset even before the last move, can't remember which though. My favourite was the blue one. For some reason I played the 1st word thread with the first letter in one text colour and the remainder of the word in another

Looking at the oldest members list does bring a tear to my eyes wondering about those we grew up alongside. Multiple in fact and these days I'm not too scared to admit it. You have all earned them over and again.

Morgoth, on 26 March 2020 - 07:22 AM, said:

Hey, no bad talking mat's hands. They're soft and perfect and should be parted from the host and preserved in a glass box for posterity.

Norway have a box that might fit them

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Just.

[Morgoth]

@messremb - you were already old guard when I joined! The reset thing happened around the end of 2002 early 2003, which is why so many of us have join dates at the begining of 2003 I think.

[Malankazooie]

Macros grabbed the last package of toilet paper. You hoarder, leave some for the rest of us.

[Aptorian]

Is that a Pepsi Factory in the background?

[Coco with marshmallows]

Aptorian, on 27 March 2020 - 04:24 PM, said:

Is that a Pepsi Factory in the background?

I assumed it was a transporter truck painted in Pepsi colours....

[bubba]

I win

[Vengeance]

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

[Tsundoku]

You know what this means ...

NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Winner get this as their walk on song:

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[bubba]

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

The only true challengers to me are the fat maple syrup cat, and the creepy clown....windy city kitten got no game...

[Malankazooie]

[Vengeance]

Uncle Bubba, on 30 March 2020 - 10:53 AM, said:

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

The only true challengers to me are the fat maple syrup cat, and the creepy clown....windy city kitten got no game...

Windy City ninja kitty has put down the mentalist and the chicken. The syrup cat has retired and the clown well.... The bubba buddy is no threat. He doesn't even have the support of the little dog of the south.

[Abyss]

2003 just as HoC was released in Canada.
The rest, is history.

Uncle Bubba, on 29 March 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

I win

Incorrect.

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

Also incorrect.


Ample evidence both empirical and anecdotal clearly shows that
I
WIN.

[bubba]

Vengeance, on 31 March 2020 - 03:02 AM, said:

Uncle Bubba, on 30 March 2020 - 10:53 AM, said:

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

The only true challengers to me are the fat maple syrup cat, and the creepy clown....windy city kitten got no game...

Windy City ninja kitty has put down the mentalist and the chicken. The syrup cat has retired and the clown well.... The bubba buddy is no threat. He doesn't even have the support of the little dog of the south.

I miss the southern puppy I will admit. But I will say even the staypuff coco marshmallow man has more street cred than ninja kitty cosplay cat.

[bubba]

Abyss, on 31 March 2020 - 03:23 AM, said:

2003 just as HoC was released in Canada.
The rest, is history.

Uncle Bubba, on 29 March 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

I win

Incorrect.

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

Also incorrect.


Ample evidence both empirical and anecdotal clearly shows that
I
WIN.

You lost the moment you sent Justin Bieber to torture the souls of the world...you should have kept him in your cold dark country.

And where is that poor excuse for Ronald McDonald?...to afraid to come play?

Pathetic

[Vengeance]

Uncle Bubba, on 31 March 2020 - 12:09 PM, said:

Abyss, on 31 March 2020 - 03:23 AM, said:

2003 just as HoC was released in Canada.
The rest, is history.

Uncle Bubba, on 29 March 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

I win

Incorrect.

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

Also incorrect.


Ample evidence both empirical and anecdotal clearly shows that
I
WIN.

You lost the moment you sent Justin Bieber to torture the souls of the world...you should have kept him in your cold dark country.

And where is that poor excuse for Ronald McDonald?...to afraid to come play?

Pathetic

You know mountain boy if you weren't held up there in the boondocks trying to be a winner you would know that the wheelchair bound one is busy right now. Can you imagine how hard it is to steal wheelchairs when nobody is leaving their houses. Have pitty on the poor man.

Also I win.

[bubba]

Vengeance, on 01 April 2020 - 08:13 PM, said:

Uncle Bubba, on 31 March 2020 - 12:09 PM, said:

Abyss, on 31 March 2020 - 03:23 AM, said:

2003 just as HoC was released in Canada.
The rest, is history.

Uncle Bubba, on 29 March 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

I win

Incorrect.

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

Also incorrect.


Ample evidence both empirical and anecdotal clearly shows that
I
WIN.

You lost the moment you sent Justin Bieber to torture the souls of the world...you should have kept him in your cold dark country.

And where is that poor excuse for Ronald McDonald?...to afraid to come play?

Pathetic

You know mountain boy if you weren't held up there in the boondocks trying to be a winner you would know that the wheelchair bound one is busy right now. Can you imagine how hard it is to steal wheelchairs when nobody is leaving their houses. Have pitty on the poor man.

Also I win.

As just a heads up...bent had another baby girl added to his family this morning....I'm going to dedicate this win to him.

[Vengeance]

Uncle Bubba, on 02 April 2020 - 01:37 AM, said:

Vengeance, on 01 April 2020 - 08:13 PM, said:

Uncle Bubba, on 31 March 2020 - 12:09 PM, said:

Abyss, on 31 March 2020 - 03:23 AM, said:

2003 just as HoC was released in Canada.
The rest, is history.

Uncle Bubba, on 29 March 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

I win

Incorrect.

Vengeance, on 29 March 2020 - 01:54 AM, said:

Oh no. There is only one winner and it is well known across the board that I win!

Also incorrect.


Ample evidence both empirical and anecdotal clearly shows that
I
WIN.

You lost the moment you sent Justin Bieber to torture the souls of the world...you should have kept him in your cold dark country.

And where is that poor excuse for Ronald McDonald?...to afraid to come play?

Pathetic

You know mountain boy if you weren't held up there in the boondocks trying to be a winner you would know that the wheelchair bound one is busy right now. Can you imagine how hard it is to steal wheelchairs when nobody is leaving their houses. Have pitty on the poor man.

Also I win.

As just a heads up...bent had another baby girl added to his family this morning....I'm going to dedicate this win to him.

That is fantastic news. Alas the win isn't handed out for producing children. It is earned by being the best winner and beating all of the others.

So I still win.