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Cause - The Malazan Yank visits London? Easter vacation

#81 Gorefest

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Posted 29 April 2019 - 09:02 AM

Baaaarnsley. Phonetic spelling.

On that note, why isn't 'phonetic' spelled 'fonettik'?

She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.

#82 Cause

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 12:43 PM

I am not in London. Depression has set in.

Guiness rocked my world

#83 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 03:21 PM

Cause, on 02 May 2019 - 12:43 PM, said:

I am not in London. Depression has set in.

Guiness rocked my world

Most people are happy to leave London...

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#84 Macros

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 04:19 PM

Me for one.
I love leaving this place.
Get yourself to Ireland mate, grab a proper Guinness

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#85 Abyss

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:21 PM

I have loved London every time i have visited.

Now, to be fair, I'm always just visiting.

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#86 worry

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:36 PM

London is my favorite season of The Real World.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#87 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:49 PM

Abyss, on 02 May 2019 - 05:21 PM, said:

I have loved London every time i have visited.

Now, to be fair, I'm always just visiting.

Exactly. I also love it to visit but that's it. Haven't been for a while but it's always a good day or two when I do go.

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#88 Maark Abbott

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Posted 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM

So many masochists here

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#89 Gorefest

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Posted 08 May 2019 - 10:48 AM

My wife lived in London for a couple of years while we had a long distance relationship. The place nearly broke her. It is nice to visit, but a nightmare to live in. Everything is expensive, far away, and grumpy.

She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.

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Posted 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM

Maark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here

Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.

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#91 Maark Abbott

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM

Abyss, on 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM, said:

Maark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here

Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.

I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.

#92 Tsundoku

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 08:58 AM

Maark Abbott, on 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM, said:

Abyss, on 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM, said:

Maark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here

Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.

I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.

Better not go to Sydney then - that place is an unmitigated shithole full of arseholes. A mixed metaphor which seems appropriate when you think about it.
A pretty harbour and bridge doesn't make up for it. I can tolerate the place barely for a weekend but any longer and I go stir crazy and the arsehole vibe of the place starts to make me even crankier than I usually am.
I don't say that lightly.

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#93 Gorefest

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 09:50 AM

Maark Abbott, on 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM, said:

I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.

Worst is a bit harsh. I can think of some worse places. Both to live and to visit. I mean: Blackpool and its ilk?

This post has been edited by Gorefest: 09 May 2019 - 09:51 AM

She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.

#94 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:56 PM

Can confirm. I work in Lancashire. There are worse places than London.

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#95 Macros

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:37 PM

I lived in Glasgow for a few years

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#96 Maark Abbott

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Posted 16 May 2019 - 12:56 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 09 May 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

Can confirm. I work in Lancashire. There are worse places than London.

Manchester is far and away above London.

Incidentally my mate from Mancs said he was amazed I am alive as we went to D&D at a pole club in city centre, then went to Satan's Hollow, then I walked back to the Hotel which was in the curry mile and I had to pretty much walk through city centre then down past Academy and onward to get there.

Is he right? Should I have been stabbed?