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Cause - The Malazan Yank visits London? Easter vacation

#81 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 29 April 2019 - 09:02 AM

Baaaarnsley. Phonetic spelling.

On that note, why isn't 'phonetic' spelled 'fonettik'?
She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 12:43 PM

I am not in London. Depression has set in.

Guiness rocked my world
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 03:21 PM

View PostCause, on 02 May 2019 - 12:43 PM, said:

I am not in London. Depression has set in.

Guiness rocked my world

Most people are happy to leave London...
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 04:19 PM

Me for one.
I love leaving this place.
Get yourself to Ireland mate, grab a proper Guinness
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:21 PM

I have loved London every time i have visited.

Now, to be fair, I'm always just visiting.
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:36 PM

London is my favorite season of The Real World.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 02 May 2019 - 05:49 PM

View PostAbyss, on 02 May 2019 - 05:21 PM, said:

I have loved London every time i have visited.

Now, to be fair, I'm always just visiting.

Exactly. I also love it to visit but that's it. Haven't been for a while but it's always a good day or two when I do go.
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Posted 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM

So many masochists here
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Posted 08 May 2019 - 10:48 AM

My wife lived in London for a couple of years while we had a long distance relationship. The place nearly broke her. It is nice to visit, but a nightmare to live in. Everything is expensive, far away, and grumpy.
She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.
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Posted 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here


Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM

View PostAbyss, on 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here


Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.


I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 08:58 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 08 May 2019 - 03:21 PM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 08 May 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

So many masochists here


Drunks. The word you're looking for is 'drunks'.


I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.


Better not go to Sydney then - that place is an unmitigated shithole full of arseholes. A mixed metaphor which seems appropriate when you think about it.
A pretty harbour and bridge doesn't make up for it. I can tolerate the place barely for a weekend but any longer and I go stir crazy and the arsehole vibe of the place starts to make me even crankier than I usually am.
I don't say that lightly.

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 09:50 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 09 May 2019 - 07:22 AM, said:

I remain convinced that London is the worst city in this country. I can't stand the place.



Worst is a bit harsh. I can think of some worse places. Both to live and to visit. I mean: Blackpool and its ilk?

This post has been edited by Gorefest: 09 May 2019 - 09:51 AM

She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:56 PM

Can confirm. I work in Lancashire. There are worse places than London.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:37 PM

I lived in Glasgow for a few years
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Posted 16 May 2019 - 12:56 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 09 May 2019 - 03:56 PM, said:

Can confirm. I work in Lancashire. There are worse places than London.


Manchester is far and away above London.

Incidentally my mate from Mancs said he was amazed I am alive as we went to D&D at a pole club in city centre, then went to Satan's Hollow, then I walked back to the Hotel which was in the curry mile and I had to pretty much walk through city centre then down past Academy and onward to get there.

Is he right? Should I have been stabbed?
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Posted 16 May 2019 - 05:50 PM

Well I think you should be stabbed but that's unrelated to location... :p

Manchester is freaking awesome. My above comment was more directed to the places I work like Blackburn and Burnley.
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Posted 16 May 2019 - 05:51 PM

Oh also I'm from Yorkshire originally so everywhere in Lancashire is inferior!!
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Posted 17 May 2019 - 07:21 AM

I'm from Dorset, where old people go to die and nothing else happens
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