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#41 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 December 2022 - 10:04 PM

So he's standing down?
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Posted 21 December 2022 - 03:08 AM

I’ll believe it when I see it.
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Posted 21 December 2022 - 09:18 AM

Well technically he is, in the same way that Putin wasn't president for a while a few years back.
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Posted 09 January 2023 - 02:45 PM

Fucking hell....

Musk: Hey guys, lets make a subway but make it WAY less efficient...

The insanity in this man.
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Posted 10 January 2023 - 06:05 AM

Or let's just fund the bus system properly
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Posted 10 January 2023 - 11:51 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 09 January 2023 - 02:45 PM, said:

Fucking hell....

Musk: Hey guys, lets make a subway but make it WAY less efficient...

The insanity in this man.

The scary thing is the enduring “tech genius” aura about him, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
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Posted 12 January 2023 - 11:32 PM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 07 March 2023 - 10:03 PM

Musk public ally had a fight on Twitter with an employee with MS

How can you possibly think this man is a genius when he lacks the discipline never mind the smarts to not trigger a PR nightmare
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Posted 08 March 2023 - 04:51 AM

View PostCause, on 07 March 2023 - 10:03 PM, said:

Musk public ally had a fight on Twitter with an employee with MS

How can you possibly think this man is a genius when he lacks the discipline never mind the smarts to not trigger a PR nightmare



They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 08 March 2023 - 07:37 AM

View PostCause, on 07 March 2023 - 10:03 PM, said:

Musk public ally had a fight on Twitter with an employee with MS

How can you possibly think this man is a genius when he lacks the discipline never mind the smarts to not trigger a PR nightmare


That whole conversation caused every employment lawyer in the US to sponataneously orgasm.

The worst (or funniest if you ignore that the employee is an actual person) part is that it all started with the guy asking Musk if he was fired or not, because HR refused to communicate with him and he was locked out of his accounts. And Musk decided it was a good idea to ridicule this guy's work and his diagnosis in public.
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Posted 08 March 2023 - 08:18 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 08 March 2023 - 07:37 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 07 March 2023 - 10:03 PM, said:

Musk public ally had a fight on Twitter with an employee with MS

How can you possibly think this man is a genius when he lacks the discipline never mind the smarts to not trigger a PR nightmare


That whole conversation caused every employment lawyer in the US to sponataneously orgasm.


The thought of Muksrat getting absolutely raked is putting a bit of a jingle in my giblets too, can't lie.
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Posted 08 March 2023 - 02:26 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 08 March 2023 - 07:37 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 07 March 2023 - 10:03 PM, said:

Musk public ally had a fight on Twitter with an employee with MS

How can you possibly think this man is a genius when he lacks the discipline never mind the smarts to not trigger a PR nightmare


That whole conversation caused every employment lawyer in the US to sponataneously orgasm.

The worst (or funniest if you ignore that the employee is an actual person) part is that it all started with the guy asking Musk if he was fired or not, because HR refused to communicate with him and he was locked out of his accounts. And Musk decided it was a good idea to ridicule this guy's work and his diagnosis in public.


And Musk eventual contrition-tweet means that Legal absolutely had him for BREAKFAST for it, and from what I understand the guys contract says if he's fired he immediately gets 100million from Twitter (he owned a company twitter bought and he chose a salaried wage instead of a payout to make sure he paid his fair share of taxes in Iceland; a place I hear he was already a cultural hero for building accessibility ramps?). Elon fucked himself pretty well there. It's typical, he thinks he can bully anyone on that platform who argues with him.

This was wildly amusing to watch.
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Posted 30 November 2023 - 01:39 PM

Saw this today, had a good giggle:

"Elon musk is a 50 year old man with more money than god and he spends his time spamming 9gag memes on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks like she would shoplift plastic bongs from spencers. he has the same origin story as knuckles the echidna and refuses to pay taxes and when he gets called out for it he'll pull some stunt like "if the government can give me a detailed plan of what they'll use the money for by 4:20 I'll sell 69 shares of tesla stock" like he's the smosh version of the joker and he'll probably get away with taking over mars because that weird dude you know who hasn't upgraded his personality since 2011 and talks about the death star having contractors on it when it blew up like it was a real event will see this sh*t and go "epic win"

Also, he's now furiously ranting against Twitter advertiser's because they're pulling away from his White Supremacist platform of hate, saying they're going to be it's death.

Erm, ok... Good? Cos it needs to die?
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Posted 01 December 2023 - 08:51 AM

The same origin story as Knuckles the Echidna

holy shit I'm dying
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