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Amazon's new Lord of the Rings TV series New series will be a prequel set in the Second Age

#341 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 September 2022 - 04:54 PM

Have you seen episode 3 yet QT?

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A Haunting Poem
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Posted 13 September 2022 - 05:22 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 13 September 2022 - 04:54 PM, said:

Have you seen episode 3 yet QT?

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I have not watched it all yet, so that's entirely possible. I'll ring back in when I watch it.
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Posted 13 September 2022 - 07:21 PM

“Looks can be deceiving.”

Homie was mugging that forge.

Sauron much
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Posted 14 September 2022 - 12:12 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 13 September 2022 - 04:11 PM, said:

and also this book that looks fantastic: https://www.hive.co....Guide-/27116949


I've got an earlier version of that (there have been a few, mine's The Tolkien Encyclopedia) but I think you'll really enjoy it. Ted Nasmith's stuff is lovely too - my Silmarillion is one illustrated by him.

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Posted 16 September 2022 - 03:55 AM

So they went from making a deal to having the base and much much more of that forge completely built really fast..
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 04:11 AM

I can’t help but lol at that cat fight. This show is hilarious at how bad it is without trying to be so.

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Posted 16 September 2022 - 04:27 AM

These Orcs have no menace to them! “Hey gimme that!”
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 04:31 AM

LMAO! Look how cool I am I can
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This was ham even considering what we got in Jackson films. No flow here.

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Posted 16 September 2022 - 04:48 AM

Phew that was a lonnnggg 1hr 11 minutes and 45 seconds.
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 11:17 AM

 Cancelled, on 16 September 2022 - 04:48 AM, said:

Phew that was a lonnnggg 1hr 11 minutes and 45 seconds.


...that you got up at Midnight to watch. LOL, BK I think you love this show.
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 01:02 PM

 Cancelled, on 16 September 2022 - 04:48 AM, said:

Phew that was a lonnnggg 1hr 11 minutes and 45 seconds.


That's not what she said. :sofa:
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 03:01 PM

Okay TRB, and Maccy and any other Tolkien nerds like us

RE: latest ep:

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"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 16 September 2022 - 07:29 PM

 QuickTidal, on 16 September 2022 - 03:01 PM, said:

Okay TRB, and Maccy and any other Tolkien nerds like us

RE: latest ep:

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Spoiler

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 03:40 AM

That ep was kind of a snoozefest for me.
Re: the above...
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 07:16 AM

Would they have rights for him?
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 11:28 AM

As I've been summoned Posted Image I'm just jumping in ahead, we're watching episode 4 tonight.

Answers in spoilers. For QT's post:

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And Tiste's answer:

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Posted 17 September 2022 - 11:36 AM

NEEEEEERD

oh sorry I mean thanks for the answers!
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 07:58 PM

For QT:
If we're spoilering stuff
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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 17 September 2022 - 08:44 PM

 Cancelled, on 16 September 2022 - 04:48 AM, said:

Phew that was a lonnnggg 1hr 11 minutes and 45 seconds.


It took me from 11:30 AM to 4:40 PM today to get through the last two episodes. Kept getting distracted by the internet (... which really could have waited).

New meditation: notice when I reflexively want to do something else (aside from refilling my coffee or water... or toilet) and bring my focus back to the screen.

I hate the cheesy PG Hollywood action-comedy treatment (in this regard this is more extreme iirc than the second two Hobbit movies---almost goes as far in this direction as the first). The cliched visual and musical gags---that usually fall flat.

(There's a bit of that style iirc in shows like Sweet Tooth or Stranger Things, but it's done much better. I usually like maximalism, but this is more like an overwrought unintentional parody... unlike those other shows, the cheesy beats are lacking emotional resonance---perhaps because they fail to get us to care much about the characters first, or perhaps because the pacing and direction is just bad.)

IDK, maybe very young children like it?...

OTOH some of the landscapes and cityscapes are beautiful.

In ep 3 Galadriel's expression as she's
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made me lol. Some very nice shots of fabric flowing through the light (flowing through them) though.

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Posted 18 September 2022 - 12:31 AM

There’s been a number of bits that had me in loud laughing fits and yeah that slo mo horse riding scene was one of them. I woke my dog up in the next room during Dwarf gals lip sync prayer ceremony. Oh boy it really cleared up my nostrils. Elf beau and that awful slo mo arrow catch and release was another. Ed oh and an honorable mention for the Make Numenor Great Again bit.

This show is really quite hilarious when it’s not supposed to be imo. The sheer number of turn around hero poses is quite absurd. Pretty backgrounds is about all this shit show has in its favor. I’m straight up baffled that it will be guaranteed to be on for 5 seasons before it even aired. It is simply a boring watch with a popular named franchise.

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