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#441
Posted 05 December 2019 - 04:54 AM
'A US Republican congressional candidate from Florida called for the hanging of Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar and other Democrats in a fundraising email last week [...]
In his email, George Buck, who is running for Congress, reportedly suggested that Omar be executed for treason.
"We should hang these traitors were they stand," the email allegedly read.'
https://www.aljazeer...KaJj70W9hTwQOG4
In his email, George Buck, who is running for Congress, reportedly suggested that Omar be executed for treason.
"We should hang these traitors were they stand," the email allegedly read.'
https://www.aljazeer...KaJj70W9hTwQOG4
#442
Posted 05 December 2019 - 08:32 AM
Azath Vitr (D, on 05 December 2019 - 04:54 AM, said:
'A US Republican congressional candidate from Florida called for the hanging of Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar and other Democrats in a fundraising email last week [...]
In his email, George Buck, who is running for Congress, reportedly suggested that Omar be executed for treason.
"We should hang these traitors were they stand," the email allegedly read.'
https://www.aljazeer...KaJj70W9hTwQOG4
In his email, George Buck, who is running for Congress, reportedly suggested that Omar be executed for treason.
"We should hang these traitors were they stand," the email allegedly read.'
https://www.aljazeer...KaJj70W9hTwQOG4
Seems like they mad cause they can't just lynch brown folk no more to me kappa
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#443
Posted 06 December 2019 - 12:12 AM
'In Tense Exchange, Biden Calls Iowa Voter A "Damn Liar," Challenges Him To IQ Test
[...] "a voter started out by telling Biden he had two problems with him: he was too old, and his son's work in Ukraine"
Before sitting down, the man said he was not planning to vote for Biden. And Biden quipped back: "Well, I knew you weren't, man." Biden said, "You're too old to vote for me."'
There's video:
https://www.npr.org/...-him-to-iq-test
[Edit: From the video:
Guy: 'I see it on the tee-vee.'
Biden: 'You see it on the tee-vee. No, I know you do. And by the way, that's why I'm not sedentary.'
Biden also challenges him to a push-up contest, a race, 'whatever you want to do'....]
[...] "a voter started out by telling Biden he had two problems with him: he was too old, and his son's work in Ukraine"
Before sitting down, the man said he was not planning to vote for Biden. And Biden quipped back: "Well, I knew you weren't, man." Biden said, "You're too old to vote for me."'
There's video:
https://www.npr.org/...-him-to-iq-test
[Edit: From the video:
Guy: 'I see it on the tee-vee.'
Biden: 'You see it on the tee-vee. No, I know you do. And by the way, that's why I'm not sedentary.'
Biden also challenges him to a push-up contest, a race, 'whatever you want to do'....]
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 06 December 2019 - 12:21 AM
#444
Posted 06 December 2019 - 03:41 PM
Seems the courtship between the dear leader and Kim Jong Un has cooled a bit. Anticipation for renewed missile tests around Christmas is elevated.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50682235
The dear leader used the term 'rocket man' again. I'm guessing Kim Jong Un doesn't like that very much.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50682235
The dear leader used the term 'rocket man' again. I'm guessing Kim Jong Un doesn't like that very much.
#445
Posted 07 December 2019 - 06:01 AM
'"People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water," Trump said, continuing that the Environmental Protection Agency is "looking at" the issue at "his suggestion."
"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water," Trump said during the White House round-table on small business and red tape reduction.
[...] "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."'
Video:
https://www.usatoday...mes/4360782002/
"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water," Trump said during the White House round-table on small business and red tape reduction.
[...] "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."'
Video:
https://www.usatoday...mes/4360782002/
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 07 December 2019 - 06:03 AM
#446
Posted 07 December 2019 - 07:31 AM
Azath Vitr (D, on 07 December 2019 - 06:01 AM, said:
'"People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water," Trump said, continuing that the Environmental Protection Agency is "looking at" the issue at "his suggestion."
"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water," Trump said during the White House round-table on small business and red tape reduction.
[...] "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."'
Video:
https://www.usatoday...mes/4360782002/
"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water," Trump said during the White House round-table on small business and red tape reduction.
[...] "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look."'
Video:
https://www.usatoday...mes/4360782002/
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#447
Posted 10 December 2019 - 03:02 PM
'President Donald Trump called for the evacuation of Seoul to fool Kim Jong Un into thinking that war was imminent [...] “They have to move,” Trump said, according to Bergen, who adds that his officials initially thought Trump president was joking. But then he reportedly repeated the line: “They have to move!” The request to move the city’s 25 million population was, perhaps unsurprisingly, not acted upon. Bergen also reports that Trump asked his national-security team to remove all American civilians from South Korea, which was also ignored.'
https://www.thedaily...claims?ref=home
https://www.thedaily...claims?ref=home
#448
Posted 10 December 2019 - 05:51 PM
It would be fascinating to hear a body language expert give their analysis after watching Rudy Giuliani.
#449
Posted 11 December 2019 - 04:39 AM
'President Trump's 2020 campaign superimposed Trump's face on a Marvel Comics villain's body and illustrated the "deaths" of House Democrats leading the impeachment effort in Congress. [...] "I am inevitable," the Trump-Thanos mash-up says, before snapping his fingers and disintegrating House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and others[...] a tweet accompanying the video reads[,] "President Trump's re-election is inevitable."'
https://www.thedaily...-villain-thanos
https://twitter.com/...5607333888?s=20
[Edit: 'Jim Starlin -- the creator of Thanos -- says he finds it pretty disturbing that Trump's goons are comparing him to a mass murderer -- Thanos literally goes around blowing up planets in "The Avengers." He says, "How sick is that? These are sad and strange times we are going through. Fortunately all things, even national nightmares, eventually come to an end."
Funny enough ... the scene of Thanos snapping that Trump's team used in their hypercut is actually from the part where he
https://www.tmz.com/...rC4AD6lyXo0oqVM
]
https://www.thedaily...-villain-thanos
https://twitter.com/...5607333888?s=20
[Edit: 'Jim Starlin -- the creator of Thanos -- says he finds it pretty disturbing that Trump's goons are comparing him to a mass murderer -- Thanos literally goes around blowing up planets in "The Avengers." He says, "How sick is that? These are sad and strange times we are going through. Fortunately all things, even national nightmares, eventually come to an end."
Funny enough ... the scene of Thanos snapping that Trump's team used in their hypercut is actually from the part where he
Spoiler
'https://www.tmz.com/...rC4AD6lyXo0oqVM
]
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 11 December 2019 - 05:56 AM
#450
Posted 11 December 2019 - 05:09 PM
'"Trump on Twitter called the shooting "horrfic", adding that his "thoughts & prayers are w/ the victimes & their families".' '
[The tweet continued: 'We will continue to monitor the situation as we assist local & state officials on the ground.']
'The bullets started flying early in the afternoon in the city of about 270,000 people, situated across the Hudson River from the Statue of Liberty. [...] "It's like firecrackers going off. They were shooting like crazy ...'
https://www.aljazeer...0193404079.html
Meanwhile, Britain Trump waxes nostalgic for English imperial glory once again with his updated version of the Charge of the Light Brigade:
'Boris Johnson "Hides in Fridge" to Escape Piers Morgan Interview
Appearing to panic following a reporter's ambush a day before the British election, the prime minister sought refuge among hundreds of ice-cold bottles of milk.
[...] The British prime minister was ambushed during a campaign visit to a Yorkshire milk factory by a producer from Morgan’s Good Morning Britain TV show---[...] one of his staffers, who has obviously had a long month, was broadcast live mouthing: "Oh for fuck's sake." [...] the prime minister replied: "I'll be with you in a second." However, Johnson then hastily left the scene by making a beeline into the nearest secure location—a fridge full of milk.
Conservative sources later bravely tried to insist to The Guardian that Johnson was "categorically not hiding" in the fridge, despite Johnson emerging from the chilly container with an armful of milk bottles.'
[The tweet continued: 'We will continue to monitor the situation as we assist local & state officials on the ground.']
'The bullets started flying early in the afternoon in the city of about 270,000 people, situated across the Hudson River from the Statue of Liberty. [...] "It's like firecrackers going off. They were shooting like crazy ...'
https://www.aljazeer...0193404079.html
Meanwhile, Britain Trump waxes nostalgic for English imperial glory once again with his updated version of the Charge of the Light Brigade:
'Boris Johnson "Hides in Fridge" to Escape Piers Morgan Interview
Appearing to panic following a reporter's ambush a day before the British election, the prime minister sought refuge among hundreds of ice-cold bottles of milk.
[...] The British prime minister was ambushed during a campaign visit to a Yorkshire milk factory by a producer from Morgan’s Good Morning Britain TV show---[...] one of his staffers, who has obviously had a long month, was broadcast live mouthing: "Oh for fuck's sake." [...] the prime minister replied: "I'll be with you in a second." However, Johnson then hastily left the scene by making a beeline into the nearest secure location—a fridge full of milk.
Conservative sources later bravely tried to insist to The Guardian that Johnson was "categorically not hiding" in the fridge, despite Johnson emerging from the chilly container with an armful of milk bottles.'
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 11 December 2019 - 05:29 PM
#451
Posted 11 December 2019 - 07:43 PM
Azath Vitr (D, on 11 December 2019 - 04:39 AM, said:
'President Trump's 2020 campaign superimposed Trump's face on a Marvel Comics villain's body and illustrated the "deaths" of House Democrats leading the impeachment effort in Congress. [...] "I am inevitable," the Trump-Thanos mash-up says, before snapping his fingers and disintegrating House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and others[...] a tweet accompanying the video reads[,] "President Trump's re-election is inevitable."'...
Winner in the 'Who Thought This Was A Good Idea?' category for 2019.
FFS, the scene follows on Thanos
Spoiler
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#454
Posted 14 December 2019 - 12:25 AM
'Pastor Who Says Jews Are Going To Hell Speaks At Trump’s Hanukkah Party
Robert Jeffress has also made inflammatory comments about Muslims, Mormons and Hindus.'
https://www.huffpost...mWp6MmEpl6rGg74
Robert Jeffress has also made inflammatory comments about Muslims, Mormons and Hindus.'
https://www.huffpost...mWp6MmEpl6rGg74
#455
Posted 14 December 2019 - 01:23 AM
Malankazooie, on 13 December 2019 - 05:35 PM, said:
Is it just me with my deep instinctive need to take a hammer to the face of Don Jnr?
There's something about his resting petulant, smug arsehole face expression that just says "sometimes you CAN judge a book by it's cover".
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#456
Posted 15 December 2019 - 04:53 AM
Trump tweeted:
'Hard to believe that @FoxNews will be interviewing sleazebag & totally discredited former FBI Director James Comey, & also corrupt politician Adam “Shifty” Schiff. Fox is trying sooo hard to be politically correct'
https://twitter.com/...003487076749313
'Both Commiecast MSNBC & Fake News CNN are watching their Ratings TANK. Fredo on CNN is dying. Don’t know why @FoxNews wants to be more like them? They’ll all die together as other outlets take their place. Only pro Trump Fox shows do well. Rest are nothing.'
https://twitter.com/...012960285642753
'Hard to believe that @FoxNews will be interviewing sleazebag & totally discredited former FBI Director James Comey, & also corrupt politician Adam “Shifty” Schiff. Fox is trying sooo hard to be politically correct'
https://twitter.com/...003487076749313
'Both Commiecast MSNBC & Fake News CNN are watching their Ratings TANK. Fredo on CNN is dying. Don’t know why @FoxNews wants to be more like them? They’ll all die together as other outlets take their place. Only pro Trump Fox shows do well. Rest are nothing.'
https://twitter.com/...012960285642753
#457
Posted 16 December 2019 - 07:36 PM
Trump 'pushes hard' for his accomplishments .... every morning on his porcelain throne as he tweets his little heart out.
#458
Posted 17 December 2019 - 06:29 PM
'Kremlin Accidentally Reveals Vladimir Putin Still Uses Windows XP
OLD TIMER
[...] Images released by his press service appear to have accidentally revealed that Putin, 67, is still using the now-obsolete Microsoft Windows XP operating system. The Guardian reports that XP, released in 2001, was the last Microsoft operating system approved for use on official Russian government computers, so Putin's computer hasn't been updated for years. [...] Microsoft warns on its website that computers running Windows XP are "vulnerable to security risks and viruses."'
https://www.thedaily...ows-xp?ref=home
... or could it be a trick (to let people think they've hacked into Putin's private computer...)?
OLD TIMER
[...] Images released by his press service appear to have accidentally revealed that Putin, 67, is still using the now-obsolete Microsoft Windows XP operating system. The Guardian reports that XP, released in 2001, was the last Microsoft operating system approved for use on official Russian government computers, so Putin's computer hasn't been updated for years. [...] Microsoft warns on its website that computers running Windows XP are "vulnerable to security risks and viruses."'
https://www.thedaily...ows-xp?ref=home
... or could it be a trick (to let people think they've hacked into Putin's private computer...)?
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 17 December 2019 - 06:33 PM
#459
Posted 18 December 2019 - 07:33 PM
Trump on Twitter today:
'Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Transcripts. This should never happen to another President again. Say a PRAYER!'
'[...] I believe that a President can’t be removed from office if there is no reasonable possibility that the Senate..
....won’t convict and remove the President - Then the House should not be Impeaching the President in the first place. If this is the new standard, every President from here on out is impeachable.” Andy McCarthy
@FoxNews
So well stated. Thank you!'
No reasonable possibility that the Senate won't convict?... so well-stated.
'SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!'
https://twitter.com/...3573989376?s=20
'Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Transcripts. This should never happen to another President again. Say a PRAYER!'
'[...] I believe that a President can’t be removed from office if there is no reasonable possibility that the Senate..
....won’t convict and remove the President - Then the House should not be Impeaching the President in the first place. If this is the new standard, every President from here on out is impeachable.” Andy McCarthy
@FoxNews
So well stated. Thank you!'
No reasonable possibility that the Senate won't convict?... so well-stated.
'SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!'
https://twitter.com/...3573989376?s=20
#460
Posted 18 December 2019 - 07:58 PM
Glad to see he is being adult about it and not throwing a tantrum. I always admire the restraint and dignity of our world leaders.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.