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#1361 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 24 July 2022 - 01:19 AM

Bayern and Man City played a friendly at Lambeau Field Saturday night. Chickens, they should have scheduled that instead for December/January.

https://www.youtube....h?v=ngwK7XjghBU

[EDIT] Oh yeah, I guess I should clarify for those who don't follow the NFL. Lambeau Field is the home of the Green Bay Packers, in Wisconsin.

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#1362 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 26 July 2022 - 09:06 PM

England women into the Euro finals. They look very strong, and put a hurtin' on my ancestral land. From highlights I caught, Sweden goalie and defense were crap though. Like there were some serious crap goals in that 4 to 0 result.

Germany or France up next. Who goes through? I'm thinking France.
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#1363 User is offline   ContrarianMalazanReader 

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Posted 31 July 2022 - 09:35 PM

Congratulations England on winning your first ever Women's Euro!

IMO the women's NT have proven themselves to have more steel than the men's NT.
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#1364 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 August 2022 - 07:01 PM

Yeah man hopefully it'll translate to a good sporting legacy now.

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#1365 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM

I find it greatly amusing how vehemently they decry the low standard of women's football to try denigrate the achievement, just accept it lads, England men's team are shite, ha!
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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:33 AM

Wow, what a piece of shit. Throw the book and everything else you can think of at him.

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#1367 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:33 AM

Hey we were so nearly great this last competition! I have seen a picture that says "Gareth Southgate reveals the England men's squad for the world cup" and it's a picture of the women's squad with fake mustaches on. That one gave me a good laugh...
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Posted 02 August 2022 - 07:55 AM

View PostMacros, on 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM, said:

I find it greatly amusing how vehemently they decry the low standard of women's football to try denigrate the achievement, just accept it lads, England men's team are shite, ha!


Not sure if a Men's euro final can be considered shite. If so, I yhink a lot of nations would love to be shite.
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#1369 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 August 2022 - 02:06 AM

Just have the tea ready for the winners of the friendly that is scheduled for October 7 at Wembley Stadium. We like it with a cube of sugar and British tears for that briny kick.

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#1370 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 August 2022 - 04:36 AM

View PostGorefest, on 02 August 2022 - 07:55 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on 01 August 2022 - 08:50 PM, said:

I find it greatly amusing how vehemently they decry the low standard of women's football to try denigrate the achievement, just accept it lads, England men's team are shite, ha!


Not sure if a Men's euro final can be considered shite. If so, I yhink a lot of nations would love to be shite.


Sorry, shite compared to the hype and expectations every time a tourney wheels around
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Posted 05 August 2022 - 09:57 PM

2022 EPL Matchday 1 is upon us. Any predictions?
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Posted 06 August 2022 - 09:11 AM

Nothing on the PL, but Jasper Cillessen is rejoining my club. Insane. One of the most bizarre transfers in recent history, surely. But I'm not complaining.
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Posted 07 August 2022 - 08:16 AM

If you manage to find footage of it somewhere, the 2-0 own goal in the Dutch Eredivisie match PSV - FC Emmen is comedy capers gold 🤣

First one player accidentally strikes the ball on its own post, the rebound coming off a team mate narrowly deflected by the goalkeeper, before a third defender in a last ditch attempt to save it off the line shoots it against his own leg for a goal. Priceless.

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#1374 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 07 August 2022 - 07:34 PM

I'll look for it.

The goal that is getting all the buzz is the bicycle by Messi. It was alright. I wasn't flabbergasted by it or anything. With his smaller frame and just being familiar with his quickness and play, it wasn't as immaculate as the media was pumping it up to be.
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Posted 07 August 2022 - 08:04 PM

Aaaaaand it begins :(
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#1376 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 10 August 2022 - 07:10 AM

Haven't you been following your transfer circus? I didn't end
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Posted 13 August 2022 - 06:09 PM

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#1378 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 August 2022 - 10:34 PM

What the actual fuck? :shock:
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Posted 17 August 2022 - 03:26 PM

Are Man Utd supporters disappointed or happy? (or more appropriately in your parlance, gutted or chuffed?). Musk was being Mr. Jokey Jokes Guy. I dunno, couldn't do a worse job than the current, but boy does that guy crave attention.
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Posted 18 August 2022 - 07:04 AM

Like most things he says, I ignored him.

What's more important is that the rumours the Glaser's are open to selling minority stakes in the club appear to have some meat to them... It's by no means the endgame but there's certainly a little bit of hope perhaps?
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