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How do you post and/or poop?

#441 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 05:09 PM

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#442 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:51 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 28 February 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Man Risks Death By Not Pooping For 40 Days




http://www.iflscienc...-risk-of-death/

That article is full of shit. <<<<<< see what I did there? Posted Image
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#443 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 09:29 PM

Ugh I can't imagine the discomfort. I don't think I've ever been a single day without at least ones decent dump!
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Posted 18 March 2018 - 03:30 PM

Never miss another important deadline.

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Posted 18 March 2018 - 05:36 PM

Random, but i absolutely hate waking up in the middle of the night and having to poop.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#446 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 04:33 AM

Damn you Norwegians and your sweet, filthy petrokroner ...

http://www.news.com....ff7345c80396683
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#447 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 02:55 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 02 April 2018 - 04:33 AM, said:

Damn you Norwegians and your sweet, filthy petrokroner ...

http://www.news.com....ff7345c80396683

Looks really nice. And I would love to evacuate my bowls in such a serene and calming location. But where does the poo go? In a hole in the ground and does it just freeze? I guess the parks dept. has to drive one of them tanker trucks up there with the large hose to suck up the filth when it gets full eventually, right?
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#448 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 08:51 PM

Had what seemed like a normal poo, except there was blood, so much blood. Had my phone on me and called my PCP's office right off (didn't even get up off the hopper or wipe). Got the front desk and the receptionist/nurse asked me what the emergency was. I told her there was a lot of blood in the toilet after taking a dump and was freaking out. She asked me if I had any serious pain or discomfort and I said no, just normal poopin' stuff. She then asked me what I had to eat that day and then it dawned on me. I had a luscious beet salad with friends at brunch earlier that day. Suffice it to say, I felt like a dolt and something else turned red at that moment, my face. What a dummy, but boy, what a relief too. I'll take that embarrassment every day of the week and twice on Sundays to know that I'm okay.

TMI?
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Posted 23 May 2018 - 11:47 AM

Whatever you do, don't google Langley Tim Hortons.

That's how not to poop. Ewwwww. Posted Image

And surprise, surprise, it happened in Canada. Friendly, never hostile Canada.Posted Image
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#450 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:10 PM

My pooping has been excellent recently.

Really good quantity and quality (the smell would like an ox)

I have been eating g healthier (healthier for me anyway) and have started doing yoga nearly every night.
Is this the reason? Who knows, maybe I'm just on a really good poop streak
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:48 PM

View PostMacros, on 14 June 2018 - 09:10 PM, said:

poop streak

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 15 June 2018 - 01:45 AM

Every morning, after my first cup of coffee. Like clockwork.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 07:26 PM

Have you ever pinched off a turd mid dump, only to look over and see that the tp was the cheap single-ply stuff? Consequently you were going to be awhile wiping and flushing to get clean. TMI?
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 10:23 AM

Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 01:46 PM

View PostMacros, on 18 July 2018 - 10:23 AM, said:

Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium

Sometimes I envy your life.
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#456 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:23 PM

Succinct.
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Posted 17 October 2018 - 04:16 AM

Thinking outside the bowl.

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 07:20 AM

... is that OJ Simpson?
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Posted 17 October 2018 - 12:22 PM

The skills you learn in prison . . . Posted Image
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Posted 27 October 2018 - 08:47 PM

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