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#441
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 05:09 PM
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#442
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:51 PM
Slow Ben, on 28 February 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:
That article is full of shit. <<<<<< see what I did there?
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 09:29 PM
Ugh I can't imagine the discomfort. I don't think I've ever been a single day without at least ones decent dump!
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#444
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Posted 18 March 2018 - 03:30 PM
Never miss another important deadline.
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Posted 02 April 2018 - 04:33 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#447
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Posted 02 April 2018 - 02:55 PM
Tsundoku, on 02 April 2018 - 04:33 AM, said:
Looks really nice. And I would love to evacuate my bowls in such a serene and calming location. But where does the poo go? In a hole in the ground and does it just freeze? I guess the parks dept. has to drive one of them tanker trucks up there with the large hose to suck up the filth when it gets full eventually, right?
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Posted 08 April 2018 - 08:51 PM
Had what seemed like a normal poo, except there was blood, so much blood. Had my phone on me and called my PCP's office right off (didn't even get up off the hopper or wipe). Got the front desk and the receptionist/nurse asked me what the emergency was. I told her there was a lot of blood in the toilet after taking a dump and was freaking out. She asked me if I had any serious pain or discomfort and I said no, just normal poopin' stuff. She then asked me what I had to eat that day and then it dawned on me. I had a luscious beet salad with friends at brunch earlier that day. Suffice it to say, I felt like a dolt and something else turned red at that moment, my face. What a dummy, but boy, what a relief too. I'll take that embarrassment every day of the week and twice on Sundays to know that I'm okay.
TMI?
TMI?
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Posted 23 May 2018 - 11:47 AM
Whatever you do, don't google Langley Tim Hortons.
That's how not to poop. Ewwwww.
And surprise, surprise, it happened in Canada. Friendly, never hostile Canada.
That's how not to poop. Ewwwww.
And surprise, surprise, it happened in Canada. Friendly, never hostile Canada.
#450
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:10 PM
My pooping has been excellent recently.
Really good quantity and quality (the smell would like an ox)
I have been eating g healthier (healthier for me anyway) and have started doing yoga nearly every night.
Is this the reason? Who knows, maybe I'm just on a really good poop streak
Really good quantity and quality (the smell would like an ox)
I have been eating g healthier (healthier for me anyway) and have started doing yoga nearly every night.
Is this the reason? Who knows, maybe I'm just on a really good poop streak
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 07:26 PM
Have you ever pinched off a turd mid dump, only to look over and see that the tp was the cheap single-ply stuff? Consequently you were going to be awhile wiping and flushing to get clean. TMI?
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 10:23 AM
Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 01:46 PM
Macros, on 18 July 2018 - 10:23 AM, said:
Pooping in the corporate section of the Emirates stadium
Sometimes I envy your life.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:23 PM
Succinct.
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Posted 17 October 2018 - 04:16 AM
Thinking outside the bowl.
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Posted 17 October 2018 - 12:22 PM
The skills you learn in prison . . . .gif)
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Posted 27 October 2018 - 08:47 PM
