How do you post and/or poop?
#341
Posted 17 January 2016 - 09:36 AM
Depending on the drink.
A rip of Guinness will generally leave me with something resembling turf.
A load of spirits, quite the opposite
A rip of Guinness will generally leave me with something resembling turf.
A load of spirits, quite the opposite
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#342
Posted 18 January 2016 - 03:28 PM
I found out that if you eat a greasy burger at 2am after a night of drinking that my farts indicate how bad my next morning deuce will be. In this case, one whole room was evacuated for 5 minutes with fans and air neutralizer employed and the next morning I had to wipe down the underside of the bowl.
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#343
Posted 27 January 2016 - 02:10 PM
Spicy soup last night made for a rough morning. Pray for me to whatever God you believe in.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#344
Posted 28 January 2016 - 09:20 AM
Last night I dunno what happened but the dump I dropped stank the whole house out despite windows being open and air freshener working on overtime. My wife was horrified and disgusted. I have never been so proud of myself.
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#345
Posted 28 January 2016 - 09:47 AM
Yeah I managed the same feat on Sunday. We have three toilets in the house, I do try to choose the one that is furthest away from everyone, but on Sunday I managed something that could probably be weaponised - in the ensuite.
So typically, when I go downstairs, my wife says, I'm just going for a shower. I did suggest a bath instead, but she went off anyway, and I heard the shower start.
I couldn't help crack up when she came downstairs; her face said it all!
Even so, I was pretty proud about it.
So typically, when I go downstairs, my wife says, I'm just going for a shower. I did suggest a bath instead, but she went off anyway, and I heard the shower start.
I couldn't help crack up when she came downstairs; her face said it all!
Even so, I was pretty proud about it.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#346
Posted 28 January 2016 - 08:33 PM
So whatever I added into my day yesterday culminated into a fart that made both of the other people in my house wonder if I had broken a chair. It was glorious. I almost wiped before I pooped.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#347
Posted 29 January 2016 - 07:32 AM
The last few I've done at home have been toilet blockers to the point that wiping becomes an exercise in danger.
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#348
Posted 01 February 2016 - 06:16 PM
I usually just jump in the shower at that point then hit the shower with a bottle of bleach. Some things you just don't want to mess around with.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#349
Posted 20 February 2016 - 09:49 AM
Airport poop, Im relatively sure I've pooped in Manchester airport before though.
Coming soon to a poop thread near you, a whole new country for macros' poopessy.
Italy, brace thineself
Coming soon to a poop thread near you, a whole new country for macros' poopessy.
Italy, brace thineself
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#350
Posted 20 February 2016 - 09:49 AM
Should it be the Poopessy of Macros?
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#351
Posted 21 February 2016 - 10:14 AM
Macros the Poopsmith
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#353
Posted 22 February 2016 - 03:23 PM
Sometimes when I really gotta go but can't I have to ask those nearby to lend strength to my Spirit Bomb, and then my poop can beat Freiza.
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#354
Posted 13 March 2016 - 12:26 PM
Quite a few stout last night.
Real solid black turf offering today, feel lighter
Real solid black turf offering today, feel lighter
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#355
Posted 18 March 2016 - 11:41 AM
Pooping in a sewage treatment plant, so my poop gets flushed straight to the big tanks.
Its a serious Guinness poop, dark as pitch and solid as turf.
Good times
Its a serious Guinness poop, dark as pitch and solid as turf.
Good times
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#356
Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:25 PM
So i've been watching what I eat lately and trying to balance out a bit. Making sure I don't eat too much of this and too little of that kind of thing. Poops are starting to get on a bit of a schedule now but on my "free day" where I can sneak in something not so good for me as a reward, something bad finds it's way out. Damn you incentives. Why must you make me pay so dearly.
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#357
Posted 28 April 2016 - 10:40 AM
Being a regular pooper is great times, when Im on shift work with regular tea times etc, I could almost set my clock by the impending poop tummy rumblings
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#358
Posted 28 April 2016 - 08:47 PM
Had a nasty one today. Not been eating great this week.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#360
Posted 14 May 2016 - 05:08 PM
Halfway through a poo, my 2 year old runs in "Daddy I gotta pee!".
Stand up, help her on and off and wipe.
Sit down finish.
Parenting poop.
Stand up, help her on and off and wipe.
Sit down finish.
Parenting poop.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.