[Macros]

Depending on the drink.
A rip of Guinness will generally leave me with something resembling turf.
A load of spirits, quite the opposite

[Arthur Dayne]

I found out that if you eat a greasy burger at 2am after a night of drinking that my farts indicate how bad my next morning deuce will be. In this case, one whole room was evacuated for 5 minutes with fans and air neutralizer employed and the next morning I had to wipe down the underside of the bowl.

[Arthur Dayne]

Spicy soup last night made for a rough morning. Pray for me to whatever God you believe in.

[Tiste Simeon]

Last night I dunno what happened but the dump I dropped stank the whole house out despite windows being open and air freshener working on overtime. My wife was horrified and disgusted. I have never been so proud of myself.

[Traveller]

Yeah I managed the same feat on Sunday. We have three toilets in the house, I do try to choose the one that is furthest away from everyone, but on Sunday I managed something that could probably be weaponised - in the ensuite.

So typically, when I go downstairs, my wife says, I'm just going for a shower. I did suggest a bath instead, but she went off anyway, and I heard the shower start.

I couldn't help crack up when she came downstairs; her face said it all!

Even so, I was pretty proud about it.

[Arthur Dayne]

So whatever I added into my day yesterday culminated into a fart that made both of the other people in my house wonder if I had broken a chair. It was glorious. I almost wiped before I pooped.

[Maark Abbott]

The last few I've done at home have been toilet blockers to the point that wiping becomes an exercise in danger.

[Arthur Dayne]

I usually just jump in the shower at that point then hit the shower with a bottle of bleach. Some things you just don't want to mess around with.

[Macros]

Airport poop, Im relatively sure I've pooped in Manchester airport before though.

Coming soon to a poop thread near you, a whole new country for macros' poopessy.
Italy, brace thineself

[Macros]

Should it be the Poopessy of Macros?

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros the Poopsmith

[Macros]

Pooping in Italy.

[Maark Abbott]

Sometimes when I really gotta go but can't I have to ask those nearby to lend strength to my Spirit Bomb, and then my poop can beat Freiza.

[Macros]

Quite a few stout last night.

Real solid black turf offering today, feel lighter

[Macros]

Pooping in a sewage treatment plant, so my poop gets flushed straight to the big tanks.

Its a serious Guinness poop, dark as pitch and solid as turf.

Good times

[Arthur Dayne]

So i've been watching what I eat lately and trying to balance out a bit. Making sure I don't eat too much of this and too little of that kind of thing. Poops are starting to get on a bit of a schedule now but on my "free day" where I can sneak in something not so good for me as a reward, something bad finds it's way out. Damn you incentives. Why must you make me pay so dearly.

[Macros]

Being a regular pooper is great times, when Im on shift work with regular tea times etc, I could almost set my clock by the impending poop tummy rumblings

[Tiste Simeon]

Had a nasty one today. Not been eating great this week.

[Macros]

relevant

[Slow Ben]

Halfway through a poo, my 2 year old runs in "Daddy I gotta pee!".

Stand up, help her on and off and wipe.

Sit down finish.


Parenting poop.