[Ukjent]

Real men live outdoors and use grass/snow.

[Satan]

I'm glad I'm not a real man. I use meter upon meter of soft, multi-layer tissue paper.

Post footie poop. Would be well pleased with myself - won three out of three and on the last one we played two against three. But really, it was all down to the opposition being atrocious. Even worse than me, which today took some doing.

[Tiste Simeon]

Satan, on 23 July 2013 - 09:28 PM, said:

I'm glad I'm not a real man. I use meter upon meter of soft, multi-layer tissue paper.

Post footie poop. Would be well pleased with myself - won three out of three and on the last one we played two against three. But really, it was all down to the opposition being atrocious. Even worse than me, which today took some doing.

Wait are you talking about the football or some weird poop contest made up by you & your teammates? Either way, congrats!

[Macros]

In the context of this thread, I'm going to guess he was playing battleshits.

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros, on 24 July 2013 - 02:16 PM, said:

In the context of this thread, I'm going to guess he was playing battleshits.

Man I wish I could rep off my phone!

[Ukjent]

How do you play that? Aiming with your butt sounds hard.

[Macros]

its a complex game, but the scoring is awarded on several elements, stench, noise, splash and in event of a tiebreak, physical size

[Satan]

I would conquer all before me with my mighty scatter-poop!

[Tiste Simeon]

My clusterpoop trumps (teehee!) your scatter-poop!

[Macros]

Nothing quite like pooping at home

[Satan]

I always poop with the door open at home.

[Ukjent]

So do I, if I'm alone. Way much easier to hear the music without the door blocking it.

[EmperorMagus]

I can't believe this thread.
You people poop every day? I mean come one, twice a week is more than enough. The only exception is when you have been camping and haven't pooped for 8 days.

[Ukjent]

That's a lot of energy wasted just keep your poop soft.

[Kruppe's snacky cakes]

I don't know if it's psychosomatic or what, but it seems like I'm having to go to the bathroom more often ever since this thread started...

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[Macros]

once or twice a week cant be good for you. all that poop building up just itching to get out.

[EmperorMagus]

Macros, on 29 July 2013 - 06:47 PM, said:

once or twice a week cant be good for you. all that poop building up just itching to get out.

Think of all the time saved.

[Macros]

surely you mean pondering time lost?

[Ukjent]

All those the opportunities for philosophizing lost.

[Macros]