[Macros]

Oh hell no, you need a solid ten minutes on the toilet at least.
if there's a book anywhere in the room then longer, big toilet readers in my house.

even at work I'll be ten minutes, a chance to relax and think about the world.
then rush on to the forum to post about it.

[Illuyankas]

Also enemas in general are bad for you, coffee or not, so avoid!

[Ukjent]

2 min to take a shit? Wow, When you take a dump at home theres always something laing around magazines and cartoons to entertain you and the time flies .

[Gust Hubb]

Satan, on 15 July 2013 - 09:07 AM, said:

Morning poop. First time in years I've slept to 11am. Feels like the entire day is gone.

Also, I don't know if I've made my point succinctly enough, but I poop a lot - roughly 6-10 times a day. But my digestive system is massively fucked up, so this poop-off was rigged from the beginning. There's nothing wrong with pooping every other day BK. I would imagine you should be a bit more wary of constipation, but if you don't have any problems with that I wouldn't give it another thought. Normal people poop something like twice a day to every other day.

Sounds like worms... or giardia. Keep hydrated dude!

[Slow Ben]

Once a day, first thing in the morning before work, in and out in appr 5 minutes.

[Obdigore]

Roughly, with little disregard for hurt feelings along the way.

[Satan]

It's important to spend some time on the toilet. You get time to do stuff there that you wouldn't, couldn't or didn't want to do elsewhere. For instance, I read most of the theory for my drivers license test while pooping.

Doing my morning poop after a night on the sofa. I've never slept an entire night on the sofa. Usually when I fall asleep while watching a movie I wake up at the very end, just so that if I want to re-watch it later I now know the conclusion. Then I just shamble off to bed so I can sleep without my neck at a 60 degree angle. But not this night for some reason.

[Tiste Simeon]

Problem with smartphones, always something else to read...

[Macros]

Just checking up on some transfer gossip whilst mid day pooping.
25 for fabergas seems like a steal in todays silly money market

[Satan]

I saw that. Moyes wants Fellaini and Fabregas for 25 each. I imagine Fellaini will come, but Fabregas to ManU? Just don't see it. At least not to that price. Didn't Barcelona buy him for 24?

Afternoon poop for me.

[Tiste Simeon]

Sneaky afternoon poop/Malazan check at work. Too hot to be wearing a stab vest.

[Satan]

I don't know what to think of you having to sneak a poop just because you don't have your stab vest on. For some reason I find that hilarious, but at the same time it is a sad state of affairs if a policeman can't take a shit in peace anymore.

After dinner shit for me. I'm home alone, so I neither sneak or announce it in any particular manner. Except announcing it here, of course.

[Macros]

I was rudely interrupted in my poop earlier.
some bastard who had grief with the principal builder of the job rocked up and turned the site power off. Wanker.

[Satan]

Before football poop. Always divest yourself of any extra weight before going out on that pitch. Never mind if it's just your mates, you should always play to win.

[Abyss]

People care about my opinion?

[Tiste Simeon]

Man that poop got awkward earlier. Got a phone call from my future employers while in the middle of it & had to answer and be professional without letting on that I was dumping. Think I managed it...

[Macros]

I love poop phone calls, especially when its a mate and pause them midsentence to tell them I'm pooping.

alas current site, the toilet has no phone signal, only WiFi so poopcalls are highly unlikely. I suppose a Skype call is possible but again, unlikely.


post lunch poop.

[Satan]

I hate talking to people while I'm on the loo. For the most part I just don't respond to people trying to talk to me then. And there must be a serious shortage of paper or reading material if I am to initiate contact with anyone. Except you guys. You guys are OK for a shit talk.

On my evening poop. Thought it would be my pre-gym poop, but I just decided it would be my pre-dishonoured poop instead.

[Ukjent]

Remember the cozy pooptalk when I was in the army, take a shit, talk some shit. The chance of pooping alone was close to zero, ca 40 guys and 4 toilets.. . It felt natural then, but now it sound a bit strange.

[Satan]

All of the sudden I'm glad I didn't get in.

Doing my midnight poop (at half four).