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I'm glad that I have yet to take a dump in prison. But once I had a wonderful morning sitting in the wintersun on a mountain overlooking the city of Narvik across the fjord. Best dump view ever.
How do you post and/or poop?
#122
Macros 
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Posted 06 August 2013 - 10:03 PM
Its a women's penitentiary to boot.
in yo face mother fuckas!
yet to see a nice inmate, one or two of the guards are alright though.
more exciting poops next week, just for Mezla
in yo face mother fuckas!
yet to see a nice inmate, one or two of the guards are alright though.
more exciting poops next week, just for Mezla
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#123
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 08:54 AM
Flippin heck I need to take a dump but my bed is so comfy right now! How long can I hold out?
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#125
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:01 PM
It was worth getting up for though...
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#126
Macros
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 06:27 AM
Holding it in the van, first prison poop of the day is gonna be a clinker
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#127
Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:31 AM
Ahhh, this thread never fails to brighten up my morning! I'm yet to dump today - I'll probably brew one up for later on.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
"Perhaps we think up our own destinies and so, in a sense, deserve whatever happens to us, for not having had the wit to imagine something better." ― Iain Banks
#129
HiddenOne
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 02:26 PM
you guys been doing this for almost a month, aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#132
Macros
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 06:36 PM
What's to be ashamed of, everybody poops
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#133
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:30 PM
Graablick, on 08 August 2013 - 02:51 PM, said:
I do feel sorry for you if it goes months between every poop.
I imagine that the release when you had the monthly poop would be pretty much orgasmic though...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#136
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:45 AM
Macros, on 09 August 2013 - 08:27 AM, said:
Pooping in Scottish Parliament.
I don't often use the word "hero"...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#137
EmperorMagus
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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:51 AM
Macros, on 09 August 2013 - 08:27 AM, said:
Pooping in Scottish Parliament.
I envy you.
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Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#138
Macros
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Posted 10 August 2013 - 06:01 AM
Pooped in San Fran, Alcatraz, LA, Disneyland, Universal Studios, San Diego, Flagstaff, The Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Chicago.
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#139
Macros
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Posted 10 August 2013 - 07:09 AM
Pooping in the Marine Coastal Command center, Aberdeen
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
