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How do you post and/or poop?

#61 Satan

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:27 PM

Having a poop back home from the country side, where I drove this little beauty. (Spoiler for size)

Spoiler

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#62 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 09:10 PM

Pooping is hurting a bit. I have to walk lots in my job & wear thick black trousers, thick heavy boots & a heavy stab vest. This means in the current heatwave we're experiencing (yes Aussies I'm aware the term is subjective) I sweat LOADS & my backside gets a bit, well, damp as I walk. This is causing a bit of chafing and a slight ring of fire. Means the poop isn't as enjoyable as it should be...

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#63 Macros

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:03 AM

Yesssss
give into the poopside!

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 01:12 PM

Travel day, therefore I give you London Luton poop.
Ive popped here before I'm pretty sure but this is a doozie, felt the build up begin at take off, then fell asleep on the plane, so no toilet before passport and hada get my back checked in again and go through security again.
its a good poop

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#65 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 01:36 PM

Briar King, on 19 July 2013 - 01:15 AM, said:

I'm perplexed... I pooed yesterday and as I type this I fill another coming which is strange cause I don't have a poo scheduled till tomorrow...

Sounds like you're pooplexed to me.

I'm not pooping right now but when I am, I'll be sure to post!

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#66 Satan

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:40 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 18 July 2013 - 09:10 PM, said:

Don't you just love it when you soak your boxers through with sweat, have a poop then have to put them back on again? Oh, memories of menial labour, I like you just the way you are - as memories.

Before bed poop. I must be the most boring twenty-mumble-something-mumble year old. Festival in town and The Hives playing, but I'm staying at home watching a terrible scifi series (someday I must remember that Steven Spielberg is the opposite of a mark of quality).

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#67 Ukjent

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:00 PM

I just hate it when i start at 07.30 in the morning. My body is just not ready to take the morning dump before i leave for work, and then you got to keep it inside until to get home. Laying a cable at work is just a no go.

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#68 Satan

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 04:57 AM

It's Falling Skies. And I always poop at work, even when I don't really have to. I like the idea that someone pays me to poop.

Doing my morning poop now, before I go to the gym.

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#69 HiddenOne

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 12:00 PM

you guys

this thread is a horror show and I follow along like a fool, reading it with all the other Inn threads

why don't the mods shut it down?
why doesn't common decency prevail?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#70 Illuyankas

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 12:07 PM

Would you say it's driving you... round the bend?

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#71 Satan

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 01:25 PM

HiddenOne, on 20 July 2013 - 12:00 PM, said:

you guys

this thread is a horror show and I follow along like a fool, reading it with all the other Inn threads

why don't the mods shut it down?
why doesn't common decency prevail?

Are you saying you like Falling Skies?

Doing my pre-match poop. Come on now Liverpool! It's imperative that we beat ...err. Hang on a bit. It's... It's... Oh, it's imperative that we beat Indonesia XI

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#72 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 06:26 PM

Happy SaTURDay guys! May your poops be loud & smelly!

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#73 Satan

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:15 AM

By that you mean that your shit smells like flowers and roses or that it has an unusual tint to it? The distinction is important, as one of them would make you a mythological creature while the other is reason to see a doctor (if it persist over several days).

I'm doing my morning poop on my first day back on work. Oh sweet holiday! If only you could last until retirement.

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#74 Traveller

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 09:16 AM

What the hell are you guys eating that makes you poop so much?!

One a day is good - preferably at work, or all I hear is 'wheres daddy gone? Daddee! What you doing in there?' Followed by much banging on the door.

At least now iv moved house I have 3 places to go so I'm harder to find.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#75 Satan

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 09:58 AM

I don't have a colon. That tends to speed things up a bit.

First time poop at my new job. The toilet is sharing a room with a sofa. I don't know what to think about that.

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#76 Macros

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 10:13 AM

So perverts can watch you in comfort

stomach hasn't been great these last two days, but the massive pain jn my ear on the flight would suggest ai have an esr infection, could be the problem.

second poop of the day, London Gatwick.

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