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How do you post and/or poop?

#21 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 11:16 AM

Pooping in France, alas there wont be much diversity for a while, it will be France and Ireland for a month at least.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

Pre-shower shit - the nude kind. Still at home.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 01:22 PM

Post Sunday dinner dump. Its hot here so everything is a bit sticky...
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 04:07 PM

Sunday morning after a pot of coffee and some bacon dump. Loosened right up.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 06:24 PM

 Sheve, on 13 July 2013 - 02:43 AM, said:

This is open question to the members of the board that post and answer often.

What makes you think that other readers care about your opinion, what makes you think that you have a answear to a topic.

This is posted after drink allot, and having a huge fear that noone will care what i post,

Even if i have a opinion that is carefully thoughtful through.
I never feel like i can post it.


You either create content, respond/interact with content others have created or you do nothing. This is true of lol internet posting and in RL. Who do you want to be? However, you have taken your first step in the shiptoasting two step program. Created a thread and therefore content. The only way is up (or down, this can go either way ;p ).

Now let's get onto the real point. The slight contradiction in your original post. You fear posting and that no-one will care and yet you have posted. Is it just the alcohol posting here? :thumbsup:/>


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This post has been edited by BAD: 14 July 2013 - 06:25 PM

PS - Forum needs more infopop. ;]
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

I think people care about my opinioning because I am incredibly self-centred and self-important. Also modest.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 06:31 PM

Or because of your picture. I vote for that one.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 07:25 PM

Evening poop before I go out. Tonight's Hero Quest night.

Forgot to report in during my pre-match (post-dinner) poop. TIL struggled back to a tie from 0-2, with 10 men on the pitch for the last half hour.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 10:40 PM

Still waiting for TIL to file for bankruptcy..
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:16 AM

Think you're waiting in vain for that one. It's the same as it's been for years and years, with a financial crisis occurring out of the blue before some local business conglomerate bail them out. TIL's the Real Madrid of Northern Norway.

Having a night time poop, before I go to bed. Didn't play Hero Quest tonight - turns out there were seven pages of rules to the game! Hot on with Carcassonne instead, where I won 2 out o 3 games. For the last one the two other players ganged up on me so that one of them could win. Though I feel a bit miffed that they resorted to such lowly means just so I wouldn't win, the fact that they had to sort of puts me in a good mood.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 02:26 AM

Wow y'all def beat me in a poop off. I only poop once every 2 days sometimes 3.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 05:42 AM

Morning dump cut short as I'm staying with friends & there are more people to get through the system, as it were...
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 06:27 AM

BK that cant be good for you.
need to be regular.
When I'm on work rotation I'm like clockwork
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:07 AM

Morning poop. First time in years I've slept to 11am. Feels like the entire day is gone.

Also, I don't know if I've made my point succinctly enough, but I poop a lot - roughly 6-10 times a day. But my digestive system is massively fucked up, so this poop-off was rigged from the beginning. There's nothing wrong with pooping every other day BK. I would imagine you should be a bit more wary of constipation, but if you don't have any problems with that I wouldn't give it another thought. Normal people poop something like twice a day to every other day.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 11:48 AM

Im a two a day guy normally. Three with a hangover.

6/10 times a day doesn't sound good, but I still am very suspect of a man who doesn't poop everyday.
the only times Ive went a day without pooping have been all day rips where my diet has been entirely liquid.


eta, on the porcelain throne right now

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 02:25 PM

Speaking of euphemisms for toilets, the "philosopher's seat" doesn't really apply anymore, does it? With mobile phones, you don't really just sit down and think while you're pooping. I don't know about you, but I'm worried for the generation behind us that never experienced the deal thoughts we had while defecating.

*this message was brought to you by the porcelain soap box of satan.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 03:55 PM

This is the worst thread ever.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 03:58 PM

 D, on 15 July 2013 - 03:55 PM, said:

This is the worst thread ever.


I agree
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 04:09 PM

Hey, if discussing this stuff out loud gets people to evaluate their diets and find out why they poop so irregularly and if there's a health risk there, if we save one person's life from the tyranny of the colon, this thread will be worth it.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 04:38 PM

 Illuyankas, on 15 July 2013 - 04:09 PM, said:

Hey, if discussing this stuff out loud gets people to evaluate their diets and find out why they poop so irregularly and if there's a health risk there, if we save one person's life from the tyranny of the colon, this thread will be worth it.


Doesn't everyone get coffee shot up there asses first thing in the morning? I thought that morning coffee enema's where it is at.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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