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How do you post and/or poop?

#81 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:30 PM

Real men live outdoors and use grass/snow.
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 09:28 PM

I'm glad I'm not a real man. I use meter upon meter of soft, multi-layer tissue paper.

Post footie poop. Would be well pleased with myself - won three out of three and on the last one we played two against three. But really, it was all down to the opposition being atrocious. Even worse than me, which today took some doing.
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Posted 23 July 2013 - 11:08 PM

View PostSatan, on 23 July 2013 - 09:28 PM, said:

I'm glad I'm not a real man. I use meter upon meter of soft, multi-layer tissue paper.

Post footie poop. Would be well pleased with myself - won three out of three and on the last one we played two against three. But really, it was all down to the opposition being atrocious. Even worse than me, which today took some doing.

Wait are you talking about the football or some weird poop contest made up by you & your teammates? Either way, congrats!
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#84 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 02:16 PM

In the context of this thread, I'm going to guess he was playing battleshits.
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Posted 24 July 2013 - 04:29 PM

View PostMacros, on 24 July 2013 - 02:16 PM, said:

In the context of this thread, I'm going to guess he was playing battleshits.

Man I wish I could rep off my phone!
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Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:03 PM

How do you play that? Aiming with your butt sounds hard.
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Posted 24 July 2013 - 09:37 PM

its a complex game, but the scoring is awarded on several elements, stench, noise, splash and in event of a tiebreak, physical size
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:52 AM

I would conquer all before me with my mighty scatter-poop!
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Posted 26 July 2013 - 05:56 AM

My clusterpoop trumps (teehee!) your scatter-poop!
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:46 AM

Nothing quite like pooping at home
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:13 AM

I always poop with the door open at home.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 01:46 PM

So do I, if I'm alone. Way much easier to hear the music without the door blocking it.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 01:52 PM

I can't believe this thread.
You people poop every day? I mean come one, twice a week is more than enough. The only exception is when you have been camping and haven't pooped for 8 days. Posted Image
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 02:33 PM

That's a lot of energy wasted just keep your poop soft.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 03:05 PM

I don't know if it's psychosomatic or what, but it seems like I'm having to go to the bathroom more often ever since this thread started...

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 06:47 PM

once or twice a week cant be good for you. all that poop building up just itching to get out.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:51 PM

View PostMacros, on 29 July 2013 - 06:47 PM, said:

once or twice a week cant be good for you. all that poop building up just itching to get out.

Think of all the time saved.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:12 PM

surely you mean pondering time lost?
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 04:58 AM

All those the opportunities for philosophizing lost.
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:02 PM

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