[Traveller]

Somebody should really flush this entire thread.

(Into another warren if possible.)

This post has been edited by Traveller: 11 December 2019 - 04:31 PM

[Malankazooie]

For you poop connoisseurs. Trump recently was in stupid ranting, spit out idiotic stream of conscience rare form, and barely strung together words about how people (i.e. code for him) have to flush the toilet up to 15 times due to poor water pressure. So, I was wondering, how hard do you think Trump strains when he poops?

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

For you slackers who burn up time on the clock to get through your days at the office by sitting on the crapper, better hope site management doesn't catch wind of this innovation.

Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes

[Traveller]

Traveller, on 11 December 2019 - 04:30 PM, said:

Somebody should really flush this entire thread.

(Into another warren if possible.)

I stand by this.

It might seem stupid as we have dozens of threads on random odd subjects - I just try to imagine what happens when someone who has just discovered the Malazan series comes to this site and finds at the top of the recent posts - a thread devoted to how people shit.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 08 January 2020 - 10:55 PM

[Mercury]

It’s really is just fucking disgusting and not something you can avoid even if you don’t click on the thread. I’m all for removing or locking this horrible thing to the bottom of the shitty septic tank where it belongs!

[Malankazooie]

The future is poop. It's here. Welcome it or become a stinky brown smear on used toilet paper, flushed to the sewer of history.

Charmin's pooptime robot pal will bring a new toilet paper roll when you need it most

[Macros]

Just don't read it?

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

[Macros]

In a submarine base.

Alas not on a submarine.


But this last few days my poops have been running like clockwork, and of a consistent....quality? Been a while since my stomach has been this regular and it's good to be back

[Malankazooie]

Around these parts we call a submarine poop a 'depth charge'.

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

Me, about an hour after hitting the drive-thru at that sketchy Taco Bell on the seedy side of the city on a late Saturday night. Life's all about decisions, sometimes you make the wrong ones.

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

For all you paranoid scaredy cats, here's your white whale. I hope all that toilet paper hording has you prepared and up to the task.

[Malankazooie]

[Malankazooie]

Just checking in with my fellow poop aficionados. In these uncertain and stressful times constipation can be a problem. I've personally tried to work more insoluble fiber into my diet to make sure I say light on my feet. Take care of your plumbing friends. Your gut and intestine flora is where much of your overall health begins.

Also, want to do a general poll on the toilet paper situation. You poopers staying well stocked? I haven't had a problem with empty shelves except early on in the pandemic. Supplies have been sufficient around these parts, if not more expensive.

[Gust Hubb]

Malankazooie, on 10 June 2020 - 05:57 PM, said:

Just checking in with my fellow poop aficionados. In these uncertain and stressful times constipation can be a problem. I've personally tried to work more insoluble fiber into my diet to make sure I say light on my feet. Take care of your plumbing friends. Your gut and intestine flora is where much of your overall health begins.

Also, want to do a general poll on the toilet paper situation. You poopers staying well stocked? I haven't had a problem with empty shelves except early on in the pandemic. Supplies have been sufficient around these parts, if not more expensive.

My wife finds kombucha does the job nicely. Always can hit the prune juice. And stay hydrated.

[Cause]

I just lost a kg. I was proud of what I had wrought.