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SUVUDU Cage Match - Rake vs EVERYONE! Merged thread re 2012 Cage Match + Rake support/grief/fanaticism

#41 User is offline   Held 

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:31 PM

Match 5 in progress until April 5th. Rake against Morraine. Morraine is winning. It appears that there are more World of Time fans participating than Malazan fans. Go vote! Who cares if the details in the write-ups are not dead on, it is a matter of pride that we support Rake!

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:33 PM

Heh.
The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 09:54 PM

http://sf-fantasy.su...e-damodred.html

and

http://forum.malazan...ic=23487&st=400

Not that i have a personal interest in this or anything....
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:04 PM

coughSuvuducough
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:32 PM

You sir, are FUCKING AWESOME. Great write-up!!! :p



(You did OK too, Illy. :p)
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:34 PM

OK!?!?

YOU SIR ARE OFF MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:39 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 02 April 2012 - 11:34 PM, said:

OK!?!?

YOU SIR ARE OFF MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST



I WAS NEVER ON IT! I OBJECT TO THE PARADOX YOU IMPLY!
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:15 AM

WELL THEN NOW YOU'RE BACK ON IT

ALL THE ANTHRAX YOU CAN EAT
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:16 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 03 April 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

WELL THEN NOW YOU'RE BACK ON IT

ALL THE ANTHRAX YOU CAN EAT


D:

YOU WOULDN'T! Besides, you don't know my address. :p
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:17 AM

"Hey, Shiara, can you get me Silencer's address?"
"Sure."
"Thanks."
"Here you go. Hey, why do you need it?"
"Oh, no reason. No reason at all..."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:21 AM

Excellent write-ups, both of you.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:21 AM

The Australians would never betray me like that!!!!


(Besides, pretty sure Shiara don't know my address. >.>)
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:21 AM

View PostKanese S, on 03 April 2012 - 12:21 AM, said:

Excellent write-ups, both of you.


Why thank you!


Oh, wait, you mean...>.<
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:19 AM

Oooh, the derps are strong in that comment section!
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:20 AM

Illy - you clearly have too much time on your hands..... Great stuff as ever and a nice counterpoint to Abyss fine piece of prose.

Next time will have to be Cat v Chicken...
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:56 AM

View PostH.D., on 03 April 2012 - 04:19 AM, said:

Oooh, the derps are strong in that comment section!


But so funny to read!
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:28 AM

DAMN IT... Hit with a spoiler to the face. Curse my fidgety eyes, ignoring the warnings! :p
Edit: Just to clarify, this comment is relevant because the spoiler was from the Cage-Match comments section.

This post has been edited by the more interesting wade-newb: 03 April 2012 - 08:29 AM

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:24 PM

there are some brutal SPOILERS in there but at least they're marking them.
still, feh. Unnecessary.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 02:33 PM

cant believe Moira-whats-her-face is ahead of Rake...Clearly there are a decent amount of fans of the wheel knocking about.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:15 PM

16 votes ahead? I can produce seven different IPs...mmm...like old Quick Ben times...:p
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