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#101 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 04:18 PM

Getting back into the gym this wednesday. Its gonna be glorious
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:40 AM

Firefighters have some tough training, When in training they will train for a 3 bottle fire. This is very brutal as your running around in a fire room 800-1000 Degrees and you have to have 60 +60 pounds of gear on you.

The best is they will train for a firefighter down situation where two people have to drag out a 300 pound person and still maintain enough focus to drag around a charged 1 3/4 hose lines that roughly weighs a metric shit ton. Then keep track of all the other gear like axes and pike poles.
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:25 AM

View PostNicodimas, on 13 February 2012 - 01:40 AM, said:

Firefighters have some tough training, When in training they will train for a 3 bottle fire. This is very brutal as your running around in a fire room 800-1000 Degrees and you have to have 60 +60 pounds of gear on you.

The best is they will train for a firefighter down situation where two people have to drag out a 300 pound person and still maintain enough focus to drag around a charged 1 3/4 hose lines that roughly weighs a metric shit ton. Then keep track of all the other gear like axes and pike poles.

That's gotta be exhausting. I never really knew what it was like to be so exhausted that your mind tells you that you can't do like 70% of what you normally can do and having to push beyond that to accomplish a goal before. Looks like firefighters do it all the time.

Dragging a 300 lb person over a floor doesn't sound that bad. Doing that up and down stairs while having to change directions constantly or keep an eye on fire is probably the worst thing ever though. Then wrestling the charged hose into place? Urrrgh. Puke city.
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:59 PM

Got back into the gym today, finally. I feel like such a tool grunting and exhaling loudly when I'm the only one actual using any free weights there. There were three old folks using the machines, and another 5 walking the track. Deadlifts are loud.

But I feel awesome.
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:30 PM

Get back to the gym tomorrow and will work solely on technique and 1RM to test the waters. Expect a much humbled Tiam who has gone to shit
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:38 PM

There's no day i hate more than legs and core day. An hour and a half of up tempo ass kicking.
Dear lord I feel like I'm gonna yak.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:55 PM

Finally got back in the gym and decided to leave the 1RM japes at home. Didnt want to get in the gym, do poor technique on heavy lifts to massage my ego. So I stuck with lower weight to get technique spot on ad surprisingly it all came flooding back esp squat technique. This is unsurprising as I used to squat 3 times a week but there we are.

I will be on the Stronglift 5 x 5 programme for a while and today went

5 x 5 Squats 60 - very easy in terms of weight and I could have upped it but decided not too. technique was solid, depth below parallel, low bar squats
5 x 5 Bench 80- again very easy, power lifting style of lifting (no flared elbows, slight arch in the back but not excessive etc) and was easily done
5 x 5 Barbell rows 60 - much harder than I remember probably because its been a while. Still did them but will definitely only be progressing with a 2.5 ratio.
Dips- Difficult but again its a case of getting back into it.
chin ups- same as above

It felt great to be training again though :Oops:
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:41 PM

I've had a cold for the past week, and I ONLY feel okay while I'm lifting. It's annoying to meticulously wipe the bars and weights whenever I use them, but worth it.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:45 PM

Training with a cold or being sick isn't actually that bad once you're past the infectious stage. The tough part is that you flat out don't recover as fast as you would when healthy. You're okay for the first few and then you're thinking "I shouldn't be this tired, I rested like normal, what's going on?"
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:21 PM

Tiam, what weight are you roughly?

because i'm surprised your bench is so much bigger than your squat, even at the taking it easy stage.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 11:25 PM

Its not normally Coco. Before I stopped lifting a few months ago it went DL 170-180 Squat 140-150 and Bench 105-110. Its just that squat technique is one of those things thats really important and I wanted to get it right again. I hadnt done any squats at all whereas id been doing press ups and other upper body exercises using a barbell in my room. The squats felt easy and im sure I could have done 80-90 but the form might not have been upto scratch.

Not sure how much I weight maybe 90KG
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:47 AM

I love watching these training montages. Look at him press a normal human beings Deadlift PR while the fitness people are walking along on their treadmills. BASK IN THE GLORY OF GREATNESS!




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Posted 16 February 2012 - 05:41 PM

View PostAptorius, on 16 February 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

I love watching these training montages. Look at him press a normal human beings Deadlift PR while the fitness people are walking along on their treadmills. BASK IN THE GLORY OF GREATNESS!





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Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:52 PM

I love Derek Poundstone. Check youtube for him breaking a basebell bat using brawn and stern words

Also my legs/groin are fucking killing. Crippling squat legs, we meet again old friend.....
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:17 PM

View Posttiam, on 16 February 2012 - 06:52 PM, said:

Also my legs/groin are fucking killing. Crippling squat legs, we meet again old friend.....


Be right there with you.

Decided to do an 'endurance' squat session (10 sets 10 reps) straight after a 5k run.

Legs are like jelly already.
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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:20 PM

Rhabdomyolosis is no fun. Don't court it.

Edit: Fixing the exact spelling of that word.

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Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:31 PM

don't worry, only do that sort of thing once every 2/3 months or so, both to change things up and see if I can - squatting to the point of endurance exhaustion rather than strength exhaustion, if you see what I mean.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:56 AM

My squat and deadlift have doubled. Not that its incredibly impressive, seeing as they were terrible to begin with, but I'm happy. My OHP and bench press are slowly but steadily increasing too.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:04 AM

I was told as long as its not in your lungs you can train sick. It usually helps. I finally got to a normal workout after spending the last two sick.

I usually just make them Micro-workouts.

Like --->

10x10 Pullup
10x10 Dips
Steam Room

Or just hit a certain muscle hard. In and out 20 minutes or so.
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Posted 17 February 2012 - 12:13 PM

View PostJLV, on 17 February 2012 - 01:56 AM, said:

My squat and deadlift have doubled. Not that its incredibly impressive, seeing as they were terrible to begin with, but I'm happy. My OHP and bench press are slowly but steadily increasing too.


OHP is a killer on any LP programme. I tested to see what mine was and did a set of 5 with 60 which felt tricky but doable for 5 x 5. Ill see today as its squats, OHP, DL and pull ups. DL shouldbe fun as my groin is istill in agony from last time I trained.
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