MAFIA 75.5 - The Nanman Rebellion A Tale of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms
#841
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:08 PM
Well...
Vote Kurt
Vote Kurt
We sail in and out of Time, then back again. There is only one ship, the captain says. All the ships we hail between the galaxies or suns are this ship.
#842
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:08 PM
Hello Mafia, look at your town. Now back at me. Now back at your town. Now back at me.
Sadly, you aren't scum.
But if you stopped paying fealty to the Emperor, you could swear loyalty to the King of Kings like me.
Look south. Now north. Where are you? You're in the Yan Dynasty, with scum your team-mates can't act like.
What's in your Inbox? I have it. It's a PM, with Path-Shaper telling you you're a roleless Inno in the town you love.
Look again. The message is now telling you you've been recruited.
Anything is possible when you play smooth and don't spam like a moron.
I'm on an elephant.
Sadly, you aren't scum.
But if you stopped paying fealty to the Emperor, you could swear loyalty to the King of Kings like me.
Look south. Now north. Where are you? You're in the Yan Dynasty, with scum your team-mates can't act like.
What's in your Inbox? I have it. It's a PM, with Path-Shaper telling you you're a roleless Inno in the town you love.
Look again. The message is now telling you you've been recruited.
Anything is possible when you play smooth and don't spam like a moron.
I'm on an elephant.
I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
#843
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:08 PM
Kurt Montandon, on 20 July 2011 - 05:59 PM, said:
I wander on into the thread about once a day, masturbate all over things, accomplish precisely jack and shit, contribute precisely dick, wander off...
You make it sound like you were the only person doing this. Finding you might have been easier if you were.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#844
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:10 PM

I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
#845
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:14 PM
You know, this might be the only lynch worth dragging out.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#846
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:14 PM
End of Day 7
5 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
5 Votes for Kurt Montandon ( Khellendros, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, ansible )
1 Vote for Khellendros ( Kurt Montandon )
Players not voted: Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
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After Gu Yong had released Meng Huo, the commanders inquired of him "We had the good fortune to catch the leading chieftain of the Nanman; this could have brought the south under control. Why did the General set him free?" Gu Yong replied, "Holding Meng Huo captive will only inspire the rest of the south to rise up to release him. Pacification of the south requires that we subdue the hearts of the Man people." This explanation did not satisfy the commanders.
Meanwhile, Meng Huo fled south of the Yuan River, gathering his surviving followers. His call for reinforcements was answered by his loyal friend Yong Kai, who brought with him ten thousand men at arms. Yong Kai was a native of the region who had been appointed as prefect of Jian Ning by the emperor. Having no contact with the court for decades, Yong Kai had developed Jian Ning and its surroundings into his own miniature kingdom and supported Meng Huo's bid to keep the Nanman regions free of Han, Yan or Lu influence.
Meng Huo bid Yong Kai split his forces and approach the main Yan camp from each side while Meng Huo's own forces advanced in the centre. Gu Yong was deliberating in camp when a scout excitedly informed him that Man armies were approaching from three directions. The general ordered a blue flare fired into the sky, overriding the commanders' protests that it would give away their position. At the flare's signal, dozens of scouts began pouring into camp and reported the precise locations of the Man armies. Noting the wide spacing and lack of outriders amongst the Nanman armies, Gu Yong quickly dispatched two thousand of his best troops to each side to sneak past the approaching forces in narrow columns. The remainder of the camp formed up in defensive positions.
When the Nanman troops arrived they immediately charged the Yan camp with a thunderous roar. The Yan forces held formation and only broke in a few locations. Yan cavalry harassed the Nanman flanks while Gu Yong's elite troops struck from behind. The Nanman forces, weary from travelling so far and having only spears and shields, were easily routed. Meng Huo fought at the front of his line to inspire his troops, but they turned and fled leaving him to be captured by Yan captains. Yong Kai's lieutenant, E Huang, fled his right-side army broke. Yong Kai himself was thrown from his elephant and trampled by Yan cavalry.
Kurt Montandon is dead. He was Yong Kai and Meng Huo.
5 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
5 Votes for Kurt Montandon ( Khellendros, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, ansible )
1 Vote for Khellendros ( Kurt Montandon )
Players not voted: Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
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After Gu Yong had released Meng Huo, the commanders inquired of him "We had the good fortune to catch the leading chieftain of the Nanman; this could have brought the south under control. Why did the General set him free?" Gu Yong replied, "Holding Meng Huo captive will only inspire the rest of the south to rise up to release him. Pacification of the south requires that we subdue the hearts of the Man people." This explanation did not satisfy the commanders.
Meanwhile, Meng Huo fled south of the Yuan River, gathering his surviving followers. His call for reinforcements was answered by his loyal friend Yong Kai, who brought with him ten thousand men at arms. Yong Kai was a native of the region who had been appointed as prefect of Jian Ning by the emperor. Having no contact with the court for decades, Yong Kai had developed Jian Ning and its surroundings into his own miniature kingdom and supported Meng Huo's bid to keep the Nanman regions free of Han, Yan or Lu influence.
Meng Huo bid Yong Kai split his forces and approach the main Yan camp from each side while Meng Huo's own forces advanced in the centre. Gu Yong was deliberating in camp when a scout excitedly informed him that Man armies were approaching from three directions. The general ordered a blue flare fired into the sky, overriding the commanders' protests that it would give away their position. At the flare's signal, dozens of scouts began pouring into camp and reported the precise locations of the Man armies. Noting the wide spacing and lack of outriders amongst the Nanman armies, Gu Yong quickly dispatched two thousand of his best troops to each side to sneak past the approaching forces in narrow columns. The remainder of the camp formed up in defensive positions.
When the Nanman troops arrived they immediately charged the Yan camp with a thunderous roar. The Yan forces held formation and only broke in a few locations. Yan cavalry harassed the Nanman flanks while Gu Yong's elite troops struck from behind. The Nanman forces, weary from travelling so far and having only spears and shields, were easily routed. Meng Huo fought at the front of his line to inspire his troops, but they turned and fled leaving him to be captured by Yan captains. Yong Kai's lieutenant, E Huang, fled his right-side army broke. Yong Kai himself was thrown from his elephant and trampled by Yan cavalry.
Kurt Montandon is dead. He was Yong Kai and Meng Huo.
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#847
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:15 PM
Good, there we go.
Vote Khell
Sorry if you don't have time to get back or whatever, but may as well keep the momentum up.
Vote Khell
Sorry if you don't have time to get back or whatever, but may as well keep the momentum up.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#848
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:18 PM
One more to go.
Vote Khell
Vote Khell
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#849
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:19 PM
It is Day 8. 27 hours and 59 minutes remaining
8 Players still alive: ansible, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, Khellendros, Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
5 votes to lynch, 4 votes to go to night.
Players not voted: ansible, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, Khellendros, Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
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Meng Huo was brought before Gu Yong. "Remember your promise: 'If you catch me again, I will agree to submit.' What do you say now?" "I only failed because here in Wu Xi we were too far to bring many Man soldiers, or any weapons other than spears and shields. We are too far from the rivers for my army to have been supplied with enough food so we had to fight you right away. It was the exhaustion and hunger that defeated us today, not your soldiers. Why should I submit?" "And if I let you go again?" Gu Yong replied. "Even a Man knows something about the art of war. If you send me home, I will be back with a real army to decide the day. And if you catch me again, I will offer my allegiance with heartfelt unwavering sincerity." "Next time you're captured alive and refuse to submit," Gu Yong warned, "it will go hard with you." He had Meng Huo's bonds removed and the King of Kings was sent provided food and sent south.
Meng Huo has been captured twice out of seven times
8 Players still alive: ansible, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, Khellendros, Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
5 votes to lynch, 4 votes to go to night.
Players not voted: ansible, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, Khellendros, Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
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Meng Huo was brought before Gu Yong. "Remember your promise: 'If you catch me again, I will agree to submit.' What do you say now?" "I only failed because here in Wu Xi we were too far to bring many Man soldiers, or any weapons other than spears and shields. We are too far from the rivers for my army to have been supplied with enough food so we had to fight you right away. It was the exhaustion and hunger that defeated us today, not your soldiers. Why should I submit?" "And if I let you go again?" Gu Yong replied. "Even a Man knows something about the art of war. If you send me home, I will be back with a real army to decide the day. And if you catch me again, I will offer my allegiance with heartfelt unwavering sincerity." "Next time you're captured alive and refuse to submit," Gu Yong warned, "it will go hard with you." He had Meng Huo's bonds removed and the King of Kings was sent provided food and sent south.
Meng Huo has been captured twice out of seven times
This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 20 July 2011 - 06:40 PM
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#850
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:20 PM
You have to wait for it to be the next day before you vote!
Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
#851
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:20 PM
Sorry P-S.
Vote Khell
Vote Khell
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#852
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:21 PM
I guess we were going to lynch Khell anyway, but I find it odd that Kurt outed him like he did on thread... Too much WIFOM. I hope this goes well.
Vote Khell
Vote Khell
We sail in and out of Time, then back again. There is only one ship, the captain says. All the ships we hail between the galaxies or suns are this ship.
#853
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:21 PM
Kurts rant was priceless, I haven't seen one exactly like that before.
Onward!
Vote Khellendros
Onward!
Vote Khellendros
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#854
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:22 PM
Sorry Path Shaper we got carried away
Remove Vote
Waiting patiently
Remove Vote
Waiting patiently
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#855
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:23 PM
Path-Shaper, on 20 July 2011 - 06:20 PM, said:
You have to wait for it to be the next day before you vote!
I was told the nights were instantaneous

Vote Khell
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#856
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:24 PM
HO, your vote was in the new day.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#857
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:24 PM
So we're good to go?
Vote Khellendros
Vote Khellendros
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#858
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:25 PM
Path-Shaper, on 20 July 2011 - 06:14 PM, said:
End of Day 7
5 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
5 Votes for Kurt Montandon ( Khellendros, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, ansible )
1 Vote for Khellendros ( Kurt Montandon )
Players not voted: Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
---
After Gu Yong had released Meng Huo, the commanders inquired of him "We had the good fortune to catch the leading chieftain of the Nanman; this could have brought the south under control. Why did the General set him free?" Gu Yong replied, "Holding Meng Huo captive will only inspire the rest of the south to rise up to release him. Pacification of the south requires that we subdue the hearts of the Man people." This explanation did not satisfy the commanders.
Meanwhile, Meng Huo fled south of the Yuan River, gathering his surviving followers. His call for reinforcements was answered by his loyal friend Yong Kai, who brought with him ten thousand men at arms. Yong Kai was a native of the region who had been appointed as prefect of Jian Ning by the emperor. Having no contact with the court for decades, Yong Kai had developed Jian Ning and its surroundings into his own miniature kingdom and supported Meng Huo's bid to keep the Nanman regions free of Han, Yan or Lu influence.
Meng Huo bid Yong Kai split his forces and approach the main Yan camp from each side while Meng Huo's own forces advanced in the centre. Gu Yong was deliberating in camp when a scout excitedly informed him that Man armies were approaching from three directions. The general ordered a blue flare fired into the sky, overriding the commanders' protests that it would give away their position. At the flare's signal, dozens of scouts began pouring into camp and reported the precise locations of the Man armies. Noting the wide spacing and lack of outriders amongst the Nanman armies, Gu Yong quickly dispatched two thousand of his best troops to each side to sneak past the approaching forces in narrow columns. The remainder of the camp formed up in defensive positions.
When the Nanman troops arrived they immediately charged the Yan camp with a thunderous roar. The Yan forces held formation and only broke in a few locations. Yan cavalry harassed the Nanman flanks while Gu Yong's elite troops struck from behind. The Nanman forces, weary from travelling so far and having only spears and shields, were easily routed. Meng Huo fought at the front of his line to inspire his troops, but they turned and fled leaving him to be captured by Yan captains. Yong Kai's lieutenant, E Huang, fled his right-side army broke. Yong Kai himself was thrown from his elephant and trampled by Yan cavalry.
Kurt Montandon is dead. He was Yong Kai and Meng Huo.
5 votes to lynch, 5 votes to go to night.
5 Votes for Kurt Montandon ( Khellendros, Grief, Gust Hubb, HiddenOne, ansible )
1 Vote for Khellendros ( Kurt Montandon )
Players not voted: Mentalist, Tattersail, Vengeance
---
After Gu Yong had released Meng Huo, the commanders inquired of him "We had the good fortune to catch the leading chieftain of the Nanman; this could have brought the south under control. Why did the General set him free?" Gu Yong replied, "Holding Meng Huo captive will only inspire the rest of the south to rise up to release him. Pacification of the south requires that we subdue the hearts of the Man people." This explanation did not satisfy the commanders.
Meanwhile, Meng Huo fled south of the Yuan River, gathering his surviving followers. His call for reinforcements was answered by his loyal friend Yong Kai, who brought with him ten thousand men at arms. Yong Kai was a native of the region who had been appointed as prefect of Jian Ning by the emperor. Having no contact with the court for decades, Yong Kai had developed Jian Ning and its surroundings into his own miniature kingdom and supported Meng Huo's bid to keep the Nanman regions free of Han, Yan or Lu influence.
Meng Huo bid Yong Kai split his forces and approach the main Yan camp from each side while Meng Huo's own forces advanced in the centre. Gu Yong was deliberating in camp when a scout excitedly informed him that Man armies were approaching from three directions. The general ordered a blue flare fired into the sky, overriding the commanders' protests that it would give away their position. At the flare's signal, dozens of scouts began pouring into camp and reported the precise locations of the Man armies. Noting the wide spacing and lack of outriders amongst the Nanman armies, Gu Yong quickly dispatched two thousand of his best troops to each side to sneak past the approaching forces in narrow columns. The remainder of the camp formed up in defensive positions.
When the Nanman troops arrived they immediately charged the Yan camp with a thunderous roar. The Yan forces held formation and only broke in a few locations. Yan cavalry harassed the Nanman flanks while Gu Yong's elite troops struck from behind. The Nanman forces, weary from travelling so far and having only spears and shields, were easily routed. Meng Huo fought at the front of his line to inspire his troops, but they turned and fled leaving him to be captured by Yan captains. Yong Kai's lieutenant, E Huang, fled his right-side army broke. Yong Kai himself was thrown from his elephant and trampled by Yan cavalry.
Kurt Montandon is dead. He was Yong Kai and Meng Huo.
P-S is really being devious with wording like this. I can't tell who the fuck is doing what and obviously more than one person is MH... MH has been captured?? Color me confused. Might be a reference to Khell's impending doom, but...

We sail in and out of Time, then back again. There is only one ship, the captain says. All the ships we hail between the galaxies or suns are this ship.
#859
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:26 PM
For the record, I still think we only have one MH.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#860
Posted 20 July 2011 - 06:27 PM
oh, and finders, you should be ready to do a find this night. save us time
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss