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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:03 AM
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#123
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:27 AM
I too disagree, there is a reason I did not enter, and it is not that I would win easily 
This post has been edited by Centzon Totochtin: 05 July 2011 - 08:27 AM
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#124
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:30 AM
Well, at the very least you don't risk any unplanned spillings should you forego the usual relief. We, on the other hand, have to give up eventually, this way or another! It is an uneven contest.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM
Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.
Am I first?! Fo' shame!
Am I first?! Fo' shame!
This post has been edited by Brynjar: 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#126
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:02 AM
Wow. You must have set a record.
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
#128
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:21 AM
Brynjar, on 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:
Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.
I don't quite get the connection, but I kinda like it...
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#129
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:27 AM
King Lear, on 05 July 2011 - 11:21 AM, said:
Brynjar, on 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:
Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.
I don't quite get the connection, but I kinda like it...
I think he did it to console himself after fucking up?
#130
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:17 PM
The women should not have a handicap. The first CONTEST saw the women drop first and fast. Second and third were no better. Only in the 4th did we see any of the girls last till the end.
Also I roped a friend of mine into this. He's competing parallel to us since he's not a forum member.
@Gothos:
Any unplanned spillings that do not occur due to sexual acts (as in you were asleep, and no one was exploiting you while asleep) don't count. That evens things out.
Seriously though I'm kind of surprised Bryn dropped to a bad job interview...
Also I roped a friend of mine into this. He's competing parallel to us since he's not a forum member.
@Gothos:
Any unplanned spillings that do not occur due to sexual acts (as in you were asleep, and no one was exploiting you while asleep) don't count. That evens things out.
Seriously though I'm kind of surprised Bryn dropped to a bad job interview...
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#131
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:19 PM
Darkwatch, on 05 July 2011 - 01:17 PM, said:
@Gothos:
Any unplanned spillings that do not occur due to sexual acts (as in you were asleep, and no one was exploiting you while asleep) don't count. That evens things out.
Any unplanned spillings that do not occur due to sexual acts (as in you were asleep, and no one was exploiting you while asleep) don't count. That evens things out.
They might not count for the contest, but personally if I come (hah!) close to it at some point, I'd rather lose the contest than let it happen on the subconscious' terms. It's a control thing.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#132
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 04:14 PM
You could train yourself to be a lucid dreamer, and try and control your subconscious.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#133
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:38 PM
King Lear, on 05 July 2011 - 11:21 AM, said:
Brynjar, on 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:
Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.
I don't quite get the connection, but I kinda like it...
See I totally read it as you actually lost while talking to a potential employer at first. I was all "OH THE HUMILIATION!!"
18 1/2 hours in no problems.
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#135
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 06:56 PM
Brynjar, on 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:
Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.
That must have been quite an interview....
Edit - also, re women. If we're honest, in general women will have far more opportunities to lose honourably than men will. Specifically, from about 50 seconds in:
Oh yeah - NSFW!
This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 05 July 2011 - 06:58 PM
meh. Link was dead :(
#136
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:22 PM
I don't know about that, I can't recall being propositioned any time in the last...a long time.
I still think it's just as hard for women though (well when I say hard you know what I mean).
I still think it's just as hard for women though (well when I say hard you know what I mean).
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:46 PM
Contest participants! Dr. STD prescribes an extra-strong auditory dose of Lovage to help you be done with it!
Course #1: You are travelling by rail, and there is an empty seat next to you. Imagine: Strangers on a Train.
Course #2: You settle down to read...it's the Book of the Month.
Course #3: Allow me to suggest a potential avenue out of the Contest - become a Stroker Ace
Course #4: Alternatively, participate in some Sex
That should get you in the mood (though I doubt it's strong enough to actually get anyone out).
Bonus: Losers are Online (Not a jibe, just a song title reference).
ST
Course #1: You are travelling by rail, and there is an empty seat next to you. Imagine: Strangers on a Train.
Course #2: You settle down to read...it's the Book of the Month.
Course #3: Allow me to suggest a potential avenue out of the Contest - become a Stroker Ace
Course #4: Alternatively, participate in some Sex
That should get you in the mood (though I doubt it's strong enough to actually get anyone out).
Bonus: Losers are Online (Not a jibe, just a song title reference).
ST
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#138
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 05:54 AM
Everybody in the contest should have seen the look on the girls face that I was with the night of the 4th when I told her the morning of the fifth "sorry (insert name), I had a hellava time last night carousing and letting you thank me for being a veteran, but I can't hook up this morning because Im in a non sex contest with users on a forum based on an OCD level series of books about a fantasy land, and DarkWatch will put me on the bad list." There was a long long pause, as she stared blankly at me, while I wondered what Briar King and others demons of the forums would say. I paid for her cab, and as she left she informed me that "you don't need to put so much effort into blowing me off" . Good 4th of July.
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 06:06 AM
Muttley, on 05 July 2011 - 07:22 PM, said:
I don't know about that, I can't recall being propositioned any time in the last...a long time.
I still think it's just as hard for women though (well when I say hard you know what I mean).
I still think it's just as hard for women though (well when I say hard you know what I mean).
Hey, nice shoes, want to f###? Is that QB over there? The snake is out....you better dance.
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#140
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 06:11 AM
Gatekeeper, on 06 July 2011 - 05:54 AM, said:
Everybody in the contest should have seen the look on the girls face that I was with the night of the 4th when I told her the morning of the fifth "sorry (insert name), I had a hellava time last night carousing and letting you thank me for being a veteran, but I can't hook up this morning because Im in a non sex contest with users on a forum based on an OCD level series of books about a fantasy land, and DarkWatch will put me on the bad list." There was a long long pause, as she stared blankly at me, while I wondered what Briar King and others demons of the forums would say. I paid for her cab, and as she left she informed me that "you don't need to put so much effort into blowing me off" . Good 4th of July.
What is this I don't even...
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
