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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#81 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 07:44 AM

When you feel weak, just look at this:

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#82 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:17 AM

wtf?
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:17 AM

View PostSnugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 29 June 2011 - 08:17 AM, said:

wtf?

Those were my thoughts too upon stumbling across that picture.
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:22 AM

Or this..

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#85 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:26 AM

why?!
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:27 AM

Because I'm a loving and caring man, and I want to see you get as far as you can in the contest. Also, it's fucking hilarious!
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 08:33 AM

In that case...thanks...I guess? :p
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 04:15 PM

Sign me up.


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#89 User is offline   Knowing 

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 05:37 PM

Sign me up.

I am the master of my domain. Also, shouldn't women have to put up bigger odds like one and a half for every one day (at least I think in Seinfeld Elane had to bet 150$) ;)

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 05:53 PM

View PostKnowing, on 29 June 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:

Sign me up.

I am the master of my domain. Also, shouldn't women have to put up bigger odds like one and a half for every one day (at least I think in Seinfeld Elane had to bet 150$) ;)


Why should we have to do more?:)
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 05:56 PM

View PostKnowing, on 29 June 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:

I am the master of my domain. Also, shouldn't women have to put up bigger odds like one and a half for every one day (at least I think in Seinfeld Elane had to bet 150$) ;)


I have to cope with seeing naked people twice a week.. These odds big enough? :)
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 06:30 PM

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 06:31 PM

View PostKnowing, on 29 June 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:

Sign me up.

I am the master of my domain. Also, shouldn't women have to put up bigger odds like one and a half for every one day (at least I think in Seinfeld Elane had to bet 150$) ;)


i'm too broke to bet money on this.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 30 June 2011 - 11:40 AM

There's no money being bet here. This is a friendly CONTEST.
Only a few days left now. If you haven't signed up do so. If you have well then, start the countdown.
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#96 User is offline   Knowing 

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 01:44 PM

Sorry, it looks like I accidentally made a money reference when I was trying to make a day to day reference. if it seems like I'm one of the Seinfeld knutjobs who took this "contest" a little too seriously since this is my first time around. I was just jokingly refferingly to the seinfeld episode that Darkwatch was referring to whereupon the "contest" takes place. During which Kramer pushes the fact that men """shave""" every day (ie its inevitable). To which Elane responds that female shaves their legs once a week. To which Kramer replies "Yeah but you don't shave every day." Whereupon the 1.5 to 1 faction comes to play.

In the end this is my first entry in the "contest" which i find absolutey awesome and I didn't intend on betting any actual money.
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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:25 PM

Welcome to The Contest, Knowing. As a veteran (and finalist) of all 5 Contests, I like seeing new people come and join the fun. I feel as though my masterful days are fast coming to an end, so maybe it is nice to hand the torch on... ;)
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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:27 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 30 June 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:

Welcome to The Contest, Knowing. As a veteran (and finalist) of all 5 Contests, I like seeing new people come


Interesting choice of words.....

Also, are we not betting shiny rep-points?
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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:30 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 30 June 2011 - 07:27 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 30 June 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:

Welcome to The Contest, Knowing. As a veteran (and finalist) of all 5 Contests, I like seeing new people come


Interesting choice of words.....

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 01:35 PM

I'd like to participate, but I depart the 5th on holiday, without internet acces..
so if it is'nt a problem that I can't update on my 'situation' count me in.
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