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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#21 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 08:39 PM

@ Obi - yeah its me, I got bored and had Bubba put me back on.

@ Tapper - I have a younger wife and I like a challenge...
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#22 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:22 PM

I am already so very, very out.

And I wasn't even in yet.

Story of my life. :lol:
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:29 PM

Why would you be proud of your inability to get butt?

The idea shouldn't be that you actively avoid any and all hooking-up opportunities - it should be that you continue living your life as you otherwise would and fall out of the contest when the appropriate opportunity arises.

This post has been edited by amphibian: 24 June 2011 - 09:30 PM

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Posted 24 June 2011 - 09:56 PM

View Postamphibian, on 24 June 2011 - 09:29 PM, said:

Why would you be proud of your inability to get butt?



It's not just about not getting butt though, as onanism counts (random biblical reference ftw)

It's about complete abstinence / cold turkey.

And its a surprisingly tough test of willpower.
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 10:26 PM

Not a test of willpower, just a reminder of how much of a nerd you are. I'm of the opinion that I like it when either my friends or I get laid, and this just seems like a coping mechanism for those that arnt getting laid anyway.


On that note: IM IN YOURE STUPID CONTEST!!!!!
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 10:35 PM

So why would you want to reinforce your forever alone tendencies even further?
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 11:12 PM

I don't like doing the dishes... so I'm out..
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 12:42 AM

I think you're taking this way too seriously, Amph.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 01:59 AM

I think I've gotten it all out of my system, so to speak.

SIGN ME UP, BITCHES
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 02:00 AM

Yeah, the last time I did the contest - which was what, a good two or three years ago? - the poor lass I lost it to nearly drowned. She wasn't blowing me at the time. So yeah, I'm out.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 02:17 AM

totally out... the fiance would not take this kindly...
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 02:20 AM

Curiosity compells me to enter.
Can't say my Catholic upbringing did much for my attitude towards abstinence, but what the hell. Mottley needs some company anyway :lol:

Sign me up!

This post has been edited by King Lear: 25 June 2011 - 02:21 AM

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 02:35 AM

I'm as out as Elton John.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 03:26 AM

wow, that's a decent turnout already.

and 3 women... looks like we're getting some decent competition this year, DW.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 03:33 AM

Whilst I am a firm supporter of pointless victories I fear I will not be participating in this challenge. I, for one, enjoy my bedtime exercises. :lol:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 06:05 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 25 June 2011 - 02:35 AM, said:

I'm as out as Elton John.

Get it HD, we all know you can pull chick!!!! Bammmmm
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 06:08 AM

I'm out...got laid like Briar King at a State fair. That's right BK, called you out!! Whiskey!!! Anybody seen DarkWatch??
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 08:40 AM

View PostGatekeeper, on 25 June 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

I'm out...got laid like Briar King at a State fair. That's right BK, called you out!! Whiskey!!! Anybody seen DarkWatch??



It hasn't started yet..... this is just the signup period.

The contest itself will begin in about 2 weeks, like it says in the first post.
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 08:54 AM

I've been a fucking camel these past few months. In that, I haven't been touching myself at all n' all. Not that I've been fucking like a camel. Do camels fuck? They're mammals, so I suppose they have to at some point or another. So why do people refer to camels when they abstain from sex? Also, what do camels think of camel toes? If they look at their own feet, do they begin to snigger? I think I would if I were a camel.

I'm in like a camel fucking his own feet!
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 08:15 PM

If anything, camels hump.
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