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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#41 Cyphon

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 09:54 PM

amphibian, on 24 June 2011 - 09:29 PM, said:

Why would you be proud of your inability to get butt?

The idea shouldn't be that you actively avoid any and all hooking-up opportunities - it should be that you continue living your life as you otherwise would and fall out of the contest when the appropriate opportunity arises.

And you think anyone doing this actually would say no some loving on the basis of this contest?!? The internetz is srs bsnss.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#42 lokiman

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 11:14 PM

Well i'd like to join, but seeing as i'm never here, don't know how that would go.

So, IN, UNLESS DW OR SOMEONE SAYS NO YOU CANT JOIN OUR CONTEST OF WILL, GO AND ENJOY YOURSELF AS WE TORTURE OURSELVES

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#43 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 11:46 PM

Brynjar, on 25 June 2011 - 08:54 AM, said:

Also, what do camels think of camel toes? If they look at their own feet, do they begin to snigger?

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#44 Mentalist

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Posted 26 June 2011 - 12:35 AM

lokiman, on 25 June 2011 - 11:14 PM, said:

you're still alive? come play Mafia!

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#45 Gust Hubb

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Posted 26 June 2011 - 02:48 PM

I'm afraid I've had enough of the abstinence thing, considering that newborns are the traditional temporary killer of a couple's lovin' life. But the best to all who go for it, you masochists. One thing I do have to say tho, after your month or so of pain, the end is going to be that much sweeter.

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#46 Darkwatch

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 12:32 AM

So far I'm happy with the turn out, 13 people within two days.
Hopefully more people will join up.

I should also mention to keep your eyes on the OP as it will be central and contain all the updates pertaining to THE CONTEST.

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RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#47 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 12:27 PM

Forsooth, I declare myself, Tiste Simeon to be in!

But if it's still going on after 13th August (my wedding date) sod this for a game of laughs!

EDIT: Two weeks is a long sign up time do you not think?

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 27 June 2011 - 12:27 PM

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#48 Darkwatch

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 12:29 PM

Well it's what we used last time in terms of sign up time. I may cut it down to a week since we've gotten a lot of people already.

RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#49 Cyphon

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 12:29 PM

Tiste should be disqualified until the 13th of August, just to make it a relatively level playing field.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#50 Gothos

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 12:35 PM

Oh, this again.
To be honest, you guys need an early loser to set the pace, so
I hereby declare that I, Gothos, enter this contest.

So, it only starts counting 2 weeks (minus 3 days) from now?
Point to self: stay away from alcohol.

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#51 Mentalist

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 03:42 PM

Cyphon, on 27 June 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Tiste should be disqualified until the 13th of August, just to make it a relatively level playing field.

pfft, by the time this starts, it'd be mid-july.

we can easily beat him if his cutoff date is less than a month..

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#52 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 03:45 PM

Mentalist, on 27 June 2011 - 03:42 PM, said:

Cyphon, on 27 June 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Tiste should be disqualified until the 13th of August, just to make it a relatively level playing field.

pfft, by the time this starts, it'd be mid-july.

we can easily beat him if his cutoff date is less than a month..

Exactly, I'm going in this knowing that I probably won't get far this time.

Just trying to imagine the conversation on the wedding night... "The thing is see, there are a bunch of people on the internet, a majority of whom I have never met, but we have this thing called The Contest..."

I think that would be the difference between sweet hot loving on my wedding night and remaining a virgin for years to come...

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#53 Gust Hubb

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 03:49 PM

So dead people don't count against virginity?

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#54 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 07:50 AM

Looks like there's a neg rep montage going on! Better ease off the necrophilia.

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