[Morgoth]

Tapper, on 16 August 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Cause, on 16 August 2011 - 07:50 AM, said:

Their was a word limit? I better check.

Edit- So Im at 907 words, is it a problem or must I rewrite it?

no issue.

Lies!

[Tapper]

Morgoth, on 16 August 2011 - 09:01 AM, said:

Tapper, on 16 August 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Cause, on 16 August 2011 - 07:50 AM, said:

Their was a word limit? I better check.

Edit- So Im at 907 words, is it a problem or must I rewrite it?

no issue.

Lies!

Filthy, filthy lies, indeed. I need a bath, so dirty were they.

[Morgoth]

Tapper, on 16 August 2011 - 09:05 AM, said:

Morgoth, on 16 August 2011 - 09:01 AM, said:

Tapper, on 16 August 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Cause, on 16 August 2011 - 07:50 AM, said:

Their was a word limit? I better check.

Edit- So Im at 907 words, is it a problem or must I rewrite it?

no issue.

Lies!

Filthy, filthy lies, indeed. I need a bath, so dirty were they.

rawr

[Silencer]

Right. Done. Entry up. Sorry about that...took me longer than I thought. >.<

[Cause]

It was not easy being a pink (1) power ranger. Charged with kicking ass and having a killer looking ass while doing it. Still the universe was a wonderful place, I know I wouldn’t live anywhere else, and it needed protection. Under the guidance of ZORGOTH I travelled the universe righting wrongs and battling evil. ZORGOTH insisted we take pride in our appearance said it gave the Pink (2) power rangers the right image. Still it had its downsides. Getting all that perverted mail from guys I had put behind bars didn’t bother me, not really. No what bothered me were those holo-shopped images of me that flew around the intergrid, that showed my natural pink (3). I first learnt about the images from ZORGOTH’s computer. He said he was compiling evidence to use against the holo-pirates, still sometimes I wish he was just a little less thorough. Still I trusted ZORGOTH, the universe was better for his guidance. I was on a mission for him now; he had sent me and few other rangers to defeat the vixens of praxis, still he had never asked us to film our engagements before. “Prepare to exit pink (4) space” I ordered “and attack”

And Pink (5)!

(200 words and 5 pinks, wheres your write up Morgoth)

[Path-Shaper]

It got a bit late. I've been conscripted into helping setting up a party for the new students tonight... Curse of being unemployed I spose.

So I've been running around for the last two days. Will get it up through tomorrow once the party is done

Sorry about the delay.


- morgoth

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 16 August 2011 - 01:18 PM

[Dolmen 2.0]

Uh sorry i'm running late with my intro. Its all written up.
should be able to post it after some tweaking...

[Coco with marshmallows]

i'd like to be on the jury if possible?

thanks very much.

[Tapper]

Cocoreturns, on 16 August 2011 - 10:28 PM, said:

i'd like to be on the jury if possible?

thanks very much.

Added!

[Dolmen 2.0]

Cause, on 16 August 2011 - 09:50 AM, said:

It was not easy being a pink (1) power ranger. Charged with kicking ass and having a killer looking ass while doing it. Still the universe was a wonderful place, I know I wouldn’t live anywhere else, and it needed protection. Under the guidance of ZORGOTH I travelled the universe righting wrongs and battling evil. ZORGOTH insisted we take pride in our appearance said it gave the Pink (2) power rangers the right image. Still it had its downsides. Getting all that perverted mail from guys I had put behind bars didn’t bother me, not really. No what bothered me were those holo-shopped images of me that flew around the intergrid, that showed my natural pink (3). I first learnt about the images from ZORGOTH’s computer. He said he was compiling evidence to use against the holo-pirates, still sometimes I wish he was just a little less thorough. Still I trusted ZORGOTH, the universe was better for his guidance. I was on a mission for him now; he had sent me and few other rangers to defeat the vixens of praxis, still he had never asked us to film our engagements before. “Prepare to exit pink (4) space” I ordered “and attack”

And Pink (5)!

(200 words and 5 pinks, wheres your write up Morgoth)

Oh this is classic.

But what about the Pink Power ZORDs? are they all Giant robotic beavers? the public needs to know!

[Cause]

Dolmen I hereby challenge you to add the next 200 words, 4 pinks and at least one beaver Zord!

Do you accept!

[Dolmen 2.0]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
------------------

...ZORGOTHs Intel had been off. yes the Vixens of Praxis were dangerous but who could have
foreseen their extreme hatred for pink(1)?! As I and my pink(2)vested comrades barrelled
into their secret, dread-aqua Lair an alarm was called and several bodaciously curved
villains bounced into view.

"Its those freakin' Pink (3) rangers!" Shouted the Chief Vixette. "Kick their heart
shaped asses!"

They came at us in waves. We twirled, kicked and 2-stepped our way into their horridly wet,
teal abode yet upon felling the last of the vixettes we found their leader
had already fled the hold. We chased her outside only to discover we'd rushed into a trap.
She towered before us, in her highly mechanized "rabbit vibe 3".

"Oh no" said baby pink(4!)"Shes summoned her evil Praximus prime.
"Don't worry girl" saucy pink smiled "we got this!"

"girls you know what do!"

"Right!!"

"Mighty Megazord! Pink Beaver Zord (5!)POWERRRR!!!!"

*cue power Ballad*

(This will likely haunt my dreams.)

[Cause]

Excellent! Now pass on the challenge

[Dolmen 2.0]

very well.

Tapper, I double-tripple-dare you to wrap up the next 200 words
with:

4 Pinks,
1 BeaverZord
aaaand...
1 thong powered Gama CANON!!!

[Tapper]

I'm fairly certain I've exceeded my rep quota for both today and tomorrow. this thread might become more epic than the entire death match. If it doesn't die to its own innuendo, that is.

[Tapper]

Dolmen, on 17 August 2011 - 10:14 AM, said:

very well.

Tapper, I double-tripple-dare you to wrap up the next 200 words
with:

4 Pinks,
1 BeaverZord
aaaand...
1 thong powered Gama CANON!!!

Challenge accepted.

The Rabbit Vibe 3 spun it's rotating, gyrating cone shaped appendages into a nauseating, pulsating twirl that represented no bunny our pink (1) armoured squad had ever seen. It looked more like an octopus, but luckily, we were close to summoning our BeaverZORD (1) and then we would be able to answer her in kind. It is a magnificent machine, honestly. Many other Rangers laugh at her pink (2) colour, but I ask you: what ZORD do you know that quivers with anticipation of a good pounding? And so, we swung into combat. Our first task was to penetrate the screen the Rabbit Vibe had thrown up, and Naughty Pink (3) suggested we'd constrict its appendages - the ideal weapon for that is the Thong Throwing Gama Canon ™, so when baby pink (4) aimed and fired, it rocked our pants of. The High Vixen closed rapidly for melee, and countered our attack with a thrust aimed at the center of the BeaverZORD.....

* commercial break *

I challenge Morgoth to continue, include:

at least
3 pinks;
1 Beaverzords;
1 PowerProbe.

[Cause]

Tapper, on 17 August 2011 - 10:36 AM, said:

but I ask you: what ZORD do you know that quivers with anticipation of a good pounding?

This made my day!

[Morgoth]

haha. well, give me time to finish my entry first and I'll bedazzle you with a 200 word epos as well.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Crap, I met my Rep quota again today. great stuff man!

[Cause]

So we seem to be missing half the roster!