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#761
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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:27 PM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
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#762
Gothos
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 06:29 AM
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#765
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:49 PM
OH NO I AM LATE AND YOU ALL MUST HAVE MISSED MY PICTURES
OH WELL (there will be several Human Revolution pics, I know you didn't ask for them and you're welcome)
WOW I HAVE A LOT OF AGGRESSIVE GIFS
IT'S COOL I STILL LOVE YOU
I've pruned some of the gifs as per the rules.
-Grief.
OH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A TEN IMAGE PER POST CAP
THIS ISN'T GOING TO NOT SUCK
GUESS I SHOULD REFER TO THE TOP GIFS
OH WELL (there will be several Human Revolution pics, I know you didn't ask for them and you're welcome)
WOW I HAVE A LOT OF AGGRESSIVE GIFS
IT'S COOL I STILL LOVE YOU
I've pruned some of the gifs as per the rules.
-Grief.
OH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A TEN IMAGE PER POST CAP
THIS ISN'T GOING TO NOT SUCK
GUESS I SHOULD REFER TO THE TOP GIFS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#766
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:51 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:55 PM
THE POWER OF COPY AND PASTE
WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY
WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY
WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#768
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:56 PM
WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN
Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#769
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:59 PM
OK, Round 2:
TO THE POSTCAVE
TO THE POSTCAVE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#770
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:04 PM
DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH POST MAAAAAAN
OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS
WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN
POPULATION YOU
OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS
WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN
POPULATION YOU
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#771
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:08 PM
OH SHIT IT EVEN HAS THAT EVIL TV FROM THAT KID'S SHOW SET IN THAT SWAMP THIS IS MADNESS
BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
SOMETHING SEEMS...
...OFF
ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
THIS
IS
THEATRE
OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
SOMETHING SEEMS...
...OFF
ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
THIS
IS
THEATRE
OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:12 PM
OK PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE ORGANS IN APOLOGY
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN
BRUNCH
BONK
THESE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN
BRUNCH
BONK
THESE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#773
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:16 PM
NEARLY OUT OF PICS
JUST THREE MORE POSTS
AAGKJFGKJFDGKJAFDG
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOSE SLIDE I'M ON
I MISSED THE SIGN SAYING WHICH THEME PARK THIS IS
NOPE, STILL NO IDEA
JUST THREE MORE POSTS
AAGKJFGKJFDGKJAFDG
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOSE SLIDE I'M ON
I MISSED THE SIGN SAYING WHICH THEME PARK THIS IS
NOPE, STILL NO IDEA
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:20 PM
OK NOW I AM GOING TO BLOW YOUR MINDS
THAT'S A FOX NEWS STAFF MEMBER BEING NOT TERRIBLE AND NOT AWFUL
PICK UP YOUR JAWS BEFORE THEY HIT THE KEYBOARD
THE SHRIMPERIUM RIDES AGAIN
BREAKING THA LAW, BREAKING THA LAW
THAT'S A FOX NEWS STAFF MEMBER BEING NOT TERRIBLE AND NOT AWFUL
PICK UP YOUR JAWS BEFORE THEY HIT THE KEYBOARD
THE SHRIMPERIUM RIDES AGAIN
BREAKING THA LAW, BREAKING THA LAW
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:24 PM
SAYING ANYTHING DEROGATROY ABOUT THE POLICE WOULD PROBABLY GET ME SENT AWAY FOR FOUR YEARS OR SOMETHING
LET ME TELL YOU HOW FUCKED THE SYSTEM IS INST- OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE MEETING AT THE DOCKS
IT IS OVER FOR ANOTHER BUNCH OF POSTS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
LET ME TELL YOU HOW FUCKED THE SYSTEM IS INST- OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE MEETING AT THE DOCKS
IT IS OVER FOR ANOTHER BUNCH OF POSTS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#776
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 11:13 PM
Two things:
That robot picture is totally missing the essential Mr. Bender Bending Rodriguez
and wtf is wrong with Shawna Van Ness?
That robot picture is totally missing the essential Mr. Bender Bending Rodriguez
and wtf is wrong with Shawna Van Ness?
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 11:20 PM
Someone missed him hitting on Eve in that picture, I see.
(Shawna is apparently some kind of devout outspoken Christian who had her bookface account, er, accessed)
(Shawna is apparently some kind of devout outspoken Christian who had her bookface account, er, accessed)
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 07 September 2011 - 11:21 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#778
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:36 AM
what? you think i have nothing better to do than play 'where's bender?'?
well... i don't, so shut up
well... i don't, so shut up
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#779
Shinrei
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 02:14 PM
Some more sarcastic fun signs.
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 02:15 PM
Gothos, was this you?
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