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#741 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:34 AM

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"The dog of slain Petty Officer Jon Tumilson refused to leave his side during the Navy SEAL's funeral earlier this week in Rockford, Iowa."
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#742 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:46 PM

Ummm... This thing... I'll link to it within spoiler tags because it really isn't for the faint hearted...

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Anyhow, here's a unicorn to comfort you...

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:00 PM

Fuck. Sitting in a dark room. About to go to sleep. I did not need that image.

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#744 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 09:30 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 09:52 PM

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Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#746 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 10:25 PM

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#747 User is offline   Blind Sapper 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 02:23 AM

Mmm...steaks
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#748 User is offline   Blind Sapper 

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 02:38 AM

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 04:32 PM

heh, comics
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 07:08 AM

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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 10:50 AM

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 04:35 PM

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souls are for wimps
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#753 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 04:29 AM

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edit: fixed per worrywort's concern
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#754 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 05:28 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 10:41 PM

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#756 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 09:52 AM

Hitman monkey works for MI6...

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...as a result he stole my fish.

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So I sent klaus after him...

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But...

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So I had to send in the WASP.

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but hitman monkey is...

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So it turned out like this!

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#757 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 12:21 PM

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"We Remember"
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#758 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 07:58 PM

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But thanks for the translation
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#759 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 03:55 PM

Mod removed.

-Grief.
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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:10 PM

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