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(QT I still disagree strongly with you in the harshest of terms though)
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#2461
Illuyankas 
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:08 AM
It was edited. Peace out.
(QT I still disagree strongly with you in the harshest of terms though)
(QT I still disagree strongly with you in the harshest of terms though)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2462
worry
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:16 AM
Dang that's harsh! You coulda edited the noose part out and given a warning (or shorter ban, a week is pretty extreme), as the rest was boilerplate hateocracy, nothing too bad IMO. But your call. As for the profanity, the thread is marked NSFW after all.
On the other hand
On the other hand
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#2463
masan's saddle
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:22 AM
Indeed, I thought that was a marvelous and eloquent response from the chicken.
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I am disappoint.
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I am disappoint.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#2464
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:31 AM
Personally I take instructions for other member's to go and kill themselves to be of the highest calibre of "over the line", up there with blatant racism, sexism, and so forth, and merely editing the post or giving a shorter ban is nothing more than a slap on the wrist. More than that, the entire post was part and parcel of it. If Illy had said "go die in a fire" and that was it, not such a big deal. But putting that at the start of a post which is otherwise filled with belittling, offensive, hateful speech is a different level of seriousness.
By and large we do not enforce the CoC to the letter, we give a lot of swing room, especially to established members. But when the line is crossed, we WILL come down hard purely because to do otherwise would make the rules pointless. Seven days is in fact shorter than it probably could have been.
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Illy's post will possibly return in an edited state at some point in the future. Depends how nicely he asks.
By and large we do not enforce the CoC to the letter, we give a lot of swing room, especially to established members. But when the line is crossed, we WILL come down hard purely because to do otherwise would make the rules pointless. Seven days is in fact shorter than it probably could have been.
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Illy's post will possibly return in an edited state at some point in the future. Depends how nicely he asks.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#2465
HoosierDaddy
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You're sucking my will to post!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#2467
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:29 AM
And when you're Gone, you stay Gone, or you be Gone. You lost all your Seven Cities privileges. - Karsa
you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
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you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:16 AM
Some more Samuel L. Jackson for you
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Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:50 PM
Silencer, on 16 February 2013 - 01:06 AM, said:
[color="#FF0000"]For anyone who saw that post of Illy's that just got nuked (and got him a week-long ban), I'd like to point out:
Dammit, now MY post has no context Silencer. It looks like I just dropped in Will Ferrel for no good reason.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Baco Xtath
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:26 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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A Demon Llama!
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:01 PM
No Touchy.
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:45 PM
Anyone want to pm me with the details of what exactly happened?
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Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:09 PM
Thank you for not posting the rear view of that lovely end table.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:10 AM
This is the love I feel for you fellow forum mother effers:
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:11 AM
After this one I'm going to sleep or masturbate.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2476
Coco with marshmallows
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:56 AM
I KNEW it!
meh. Link was dead :(
#2477
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:00 PM
Can't believe I mised drama again 
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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masan's saddle
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:05 PM
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#2479
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:24 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:35 AM
Born ladies man:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
