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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#3214 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 01:20 AM

Spoiler for big size.

Spoiler

#3215 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM

Gothos, on 27 November 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#3216 Gothos

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:35 AM

Sombra, on 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM, said:

Gothos, on 27 November 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:

This post has been edited by Gothos: 27 November 2014 - 09:35 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#3217 Morgoth

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Posted 27 November 2014 - 11:21 AM

It's?

At any rate, this was the ship they shot down. It was a test for a new missile system and the ship was already defunct.
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... I would not have been surprised had it turned out that the army had managed to sink one of their own ships by accident, but I wondered why I hadn't heard of it before.

This post has been edited by Morgoth: 27 November 2014 - 11:22 AM

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#3218 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 30 November 2014 - 10:26 PM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3219 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 06:32 AM

#3220 Macros

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 10:04 PM

Have a request.
Does anyone have the epic FML which is the star wars story in disguise and ends with the guy telling hs sister their dad is Darth Vader and he has to kill him?
Cant find it on google

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#3221 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 04:22 PM

#3222 stone monkey

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 09:27 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#3223 worry

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 12:16 AM

Good batch of Literally Unbelievable lately.
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#3224 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 06:50 PM

#3225 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 06 January 2015 - 06:15 AM

#3226 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 09 January 2015 - 04:49 PM

#3227 worry

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Posted 11 January 2015 - 01:59 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#3228 Shinrei

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:45 AM

Showdown.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#3229 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 08:56 PM

Not bad Miss Canada. Just need an axe and a bottle of maple syrup to make it complete.
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#3230 Gabriel Chase

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 01:35 AM

لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه

#3231 Shinrei

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 02:22 AM

My favorite, and the rest of them here:

Illusions

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#3232 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 06:33 PM

Jakovasaurus, on 22 January 2015 - 08:56 PM, said:

Not bad Miss Canada. Just need an axe and a bottle of maple syrup to make it complete.
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I assume that is what all Canadians look like, or at least dress like on a daily basis...

And to post my own, completely unrelated picture:
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