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Posted 01 March 2015 - 08:25 PM
Uhhhhhhhhh, Tolkien was undoubtedly a bigot, his fantasy world reflects that, and that comic sucks (my 2 cents). Also the world needs exactly zero more "political correctness is out of control!" jokes.
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 March 2015 - 09:23 PM
On the plus side, despite his possible racial biases Tolkien gave no fucks for the Third Reich.
That comic is just a less funny, unfortunately unironic version of this though:
At least I've only seen two comics by that guy! I can pretend he never drew anything ever again and probably fell in a well somewhere.
Also, I need to rewatch me some Metalocalypse:
That comic is just a less funny, unfortunately unironic version of this though:
At least I've only seen two comics by that guy! I can pretend he never drew anything ever again and probably fell in a well somewhere.
Also, I need to rewatch me some Metalocalypse:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#3256
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Posted 01 March 2015 - 09:53 PM
Oh yah, Tolkien was awesome in a lot of ways (such that there's no reason to lie about the ways he wasn't so great), I just think that particular comic sucks.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 March 2015 - 10:25 PM
100% agreed.
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 01 March 2015 - 10:49 PM
Man Tumblr is beginning to leak...
Anyways,
Anyways,
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 02 March 2015 - 04:20 AM
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Posted 05 March 2015 - 07:55 PM
لا إلــــــــــــــــــــــــه
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Posted 09 March 2015 - 07:49 PM
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#3263
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 08:06 AM
But I like sports too ...
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 13 March 2015 - 02:50 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#3266
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Posted 14 March 2015 - 09:47 AM
Thought's on Clarkson !
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What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 14 March 2015 - 03:24 PM
Oh the irony (actually this is such a stupid incident in my opinion, kind of like the first one...)
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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:04 PM
The 'Sol Colonelguy versus Ronald McKiske' picture has been making the rounds on the FB page again.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
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Posted 16 March 2015 - 03:26 PM
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 02:44 AM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#3271
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 08:34 PM
Gabriel Chase that comic reminds me of a phenomenon in the SW US. Certain locales have rattlesnake hunts every year or so, and as it turns out people naturally find rattlesnakes by sound. Thus the rattlesnakes that happen to be the loudest are the ones culled. This doesn't eradicate rattlesnakes so much as select for the quieter ones, leaving them to breed and create little baby silent killers.
Anyway, here's something from Yahoo Answers:
Anyway, here's something from Yahoo Answers:
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 25 March 2015 - 01:34 PM
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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:29 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
