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#3174 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 11:15 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 09 September 2014 - 11:08 PM, said:

Upon the arrival of the new iClone...

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Posted 11 September 2014 - 08:27 PM

See you all in hell I guess:

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#3176 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 September 2014 - 05:34 AM

The conjunction of headlines made me laugh. Apologies for all the white space but crop didn't seem to want to work in Picture Editor.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 14 September 2014 - 08:23 PM

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 12:31 AM

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Posted 18 September 2014 - 06:35 AM

I can't read more than 5 in a row and stay calm at work. Wondrous!
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Posted 22 September 2014 - 09:05 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 25 September 2014 - 01:08 PM

Confused about the Middle East? Well, no more...

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:23 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 27 September 2014 - 03:37 PM

Yes, Poorly Drawn Lines is consistently laugh-out-loud funny.

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Posted 30 September 2014 - 07:20 PM

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How Long Will It Take To Read That Book? This Chart Gives An Estimate

What, no Malazan? Quick, someone do the math.


Also, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich...

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#3185 User is offline   Gwynn ap Nudd 

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:40 AM

That word count versus time pic is way off. Harry Potter or Twilight is something that an avid reader will mow down in record time - though with Twilight they may skip a few pages by throwing most of the series out the window or into the fire. Dealing with and interpreting the older English in Gulliver's Travels, tracking the numerous names/nicknames per person in something like Crime and Punishment or Anna Karenina (something I think many NA readers at least are not used to) is going to slow people down. Nevermind that all three of those are actually well written prose and not candy fiction reads. Any time per page reading guide needs to be adjusted for the level of reading skill required and relative changes in language. Yeah, it makes ASOIaF look like a long read, but it is mostly is way off.

*waits for the neg rep for not including a pic*
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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:49 AM

View PostKruppe, on 30 September 2014 - 07:20 PM, said:

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How Long Will It Take To Read That Book? This Chart Gives An Estimate

What, no Malazan? Quick, someone do the math.


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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 01 October 2014 - 01:00 PM

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 06:44 PM

If (even including the wrong guesses) there's been a more accurate prediction of the future than this article from the Ladies Home Journal in 1900, I haven't seen it.

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 08:38 PM

View PostObdigore, on 01 October 2014 - 01:00 PM, said:

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that looks like the early moments of a porn film - it figures that you'd have your finger on the pulse of such content.

Also,

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Posted 05 October 2014 - 11:28 PM

On a similar note to my previous post:

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Posted 05 October 2014 - 11:48 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 02 October 2014 - 06:44 PM, said:

If (even including the wrong guesses) there's been a more accurate prediction of the future than this article from the Ladies Home Journal in 1900, I haven't seen it.



I'm damn impressed by the hydro-foil and the cell phone predictions.

And damn disappointed at a couple of the ones that could be true. Free universities; now that's a wild idea.
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Posted 06 October 2014 - 08:23 AM

Revolver Ocelot

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Posted 11 October 2014 - 09:37 AM

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