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#2472
Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:45 PM

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#2473
Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:09 PM
Thank you for not posting the rear view of that lovely end table.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2474
Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:10 AM
This is the love I feel for you fellow forum mother effers:

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2475
Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:11 AM
After this one I'm going to sleep or masturbate.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2477
Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:00 PM
Can't believe I mised drama again 


It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#2478
Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:05 PM
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#2479
Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:24 PM








"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2480
Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:35 AM



Born ladies man:







"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2481
Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:32 AM
Baco Xtath, on 19 February 2013 - 01:35 AM, said:

Obvious shop of the original:

Number of downloads: 3

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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#2482
Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:29 PM
Are you implying that photos can be fake? And that things on the internet are not all true? I don't buy it.

Furthermore, this is an obvious photoshop:

not so sure why mine is "obvious" unless I frequently scroll through pictures of protests in the Middle East:

Furthermore, this is an obvious photoshop:

not so sure why mine is "obvious" unless I frequently scroll through pictures of protests in the Middle East:
This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 19 February 2013 - 02:34 PM
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2483
Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:04 PM
This one is for Abyss:

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#2484
Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:48 AM







They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#2485
Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:23 AM
The Great Post of Excessive Hate from Illy has returned, after he fine-tuned his wording to be less offensive. Enjoy. 
Orbital Friendship Beam.jpg (123.22K)
Number of downloads: 0


Number of downloads: 0
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#2486
Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:55 AM
For the edification of all:
Holy snot.
Holy funking snart.
'5 fnarking babies a family'? Really? Funting check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Go into the wilderness, lasso a moose and stick your uneducated bigoted lazy empty farking head in it, like right up that sphincter. Have you not even heard of the concepts of inflation, or the cost of living? You're presented with flunking references to how decoupling the wage-profit ratio around the 1970s in response to a wage crisis that ended in less that four flipping years leading to Wall Street and the financial sector sucking up pretty much all the flapping capital in the world and sticking it in the top 1% of the population, to the point where they gained 121% of the economy's recovery last year because the bottom 40% YOU BEING THE SMUG PIECE OF SLIME THAT YOU ARE are blaming for this lost ground and ended up worse off, and you spit in the face of poor people? You miserable flunky. We get keelhauled by a miniscule percentage of rich blighters with no fnocking care for anyone under half a mil a year who want to remove weekends and caps on working hours and minimum wages in order to maximise profit at all costs, even if it forks them in the long term, and you're on their fribbing side? You've a monetary system freewheeling and being manipulated by scallywags worshipping incredibly harmful rhetoric stating it's better to drive a fish species to extinction so you can monopolise the market with your reserves and get ALL THE DOLLARS FISHING ALL OF THEM than to cut back for sustainability because you'll be rich for the rest of your life while the rest of humanity is ruined, and you think those in poverty are to blame? If you've ever thought about someone in a worse position than you it's cause they were in your way to the flizzing Apple store, you nincompoop. Go wrap your lips around the lollypop stick of the rich and keep sucking, you contemptible little syphilic wart.
If you'd like to know more about how our financial system had all the restrictions removed and left the rest of us in a gutter, The Cost of Inequality: Bankers, Finance, Reagan and Thatcher Fucked Us (not actual subtitle) is 99p on Amazon. Fnarbbing Read It.
Oh, a picture? Here's a flossing picture for you:

And if you're still not fuzzgurgling angry here's a bill for a woman's rape kit:

If having to pay $4500 for the privilege of being medically checked out after a sexual assault doesn't cuss you off, fet off. Fyx off forever. Flurb you, fnuck us, fiquizzle everyone and everything. Fnarg. BLAST."
Also a picture of caddis fly larva building their cases out of gold leaf and precious stones:
Illuyankas, on 16 February 2013 - 12:06 AM, said:
QuickTidal, on 15 February 2013 - 11:27 PM, said:
@Illy, the majority of those stats come from a simple combo of overpopulation and economic growth...It didn't need to be so long, it should have just said "stop having 5 fucking babies a family" /end infographic.
I mean comparing work between now and the 1960's or tuition between now and the 1960's...silly. A burger used to cost me 5 cents too in 1960...but then I only got paid $3 a week. I loathe infographics that make no sense.
I mean comparing work between now and the 1960's or tuition between now and the 1960's...silly. A burger used to cost me 5 cents too in 1960...but then I only got paid $3 a week. I loathe infographics that make no sense.
Holy snot.
Holy funking snart.
'5 fnarking babies a family'? Really? Funting check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Go into the wilderness, lasso a moose and stick your uneducated bigoted lazy empty farking head in it, like right up that sphincter. Have you not even heard of the concepts of inflation, or the cost of living? You're presented with flunking references to how decoupling the wage-profit ratio around the 1970s in response to a wage crisis that ended in less that four flipping years leading to Wall Street and the financial sector sucking up pretty much all the flapping capital in the world and sticking it in the top 1% of the population, to the point where they gained 121% of the economy's recovery last year because the bottom 40% YOU BEING THE SMUG PIECE OF SLIME THAT YOU ARE are blaming for this lost ground and ended up worse off, and you spit in the face of poor people? You miserable flunky. We get keelhauled by a miniscule percentage of rich blighters with no fnocking care for anyone under half a mil a year who want to remove weekends and caps on working hours and minimum wages in order to maximise profit at all costs, even if it forks them in the long term, and you're on their fribbing side? You've a monetary system freewheeling and being manipulated by scallywags worshipping incredibly harmful rhetoric stating it's better to drive a fish species to extinction so you can monopolise the market with your reserves and get ALL THE DOLLARS FISHING ALL OF THEM than to cut back for sustainability because you'll be rich for the rest of your life while the rest of humanity is ruined, and you think those in poverty are to blame? If you've ever thought about someone in a worse position than you it's cause they were in your way to the flizzing Apple store, you nincompoop. Go wrap your lips around the lollypop stick of the rich and keep sucking, you contemptible little syphilic wart.
If you'd like to know more about how our financial system had all the restrictions removed and left the rest of us in a gutter, The Cost of Inequality: Bankers, Finance, Reagan and Thatcher Fucked Us (not actual subtitle) is 99p on Amazon. Fnarbbing Read It.
Oh, a picture? Here's a flossing picture for you:

And if you're still not fuzzgurgling angry here's a bill for a woman's rape kit:

If having to pay $4500 for the privilege of being medically checked out after a sexual assault doesn't cuss you off, fet off. Fyx off forever. Flurb you, fnuck us, fiquizzle everyone and everything. Fnarg. BLAST."
Also a picture of caddis fly larva building their cases out of gold leaf and precious stones:

*Men's Frights Activist*
#2487
Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:48 PM

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#2488
Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:17 PM
LMAO!
You are WAY to easy to get a rise out of Illy.
You are WAY to easy to get a rise out of Illy.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#2489
Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:25 PM
Oh please QT, you made a stupid statement, deal with it like a man.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2490
Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:42 PM
Actually, I rather stand by the fact that overpopulation is the biggest problem that affects that entire infographic. You can literally apply it to every part in some way or another. Sure there are aspects that have to do with other factors creating those issues...but overpopulation is the biggest offender. I said it, and I stand by it. I'll own up to being fully aware that Illy would fly off the handle when he read it (hence the troll pic)...I did not, however, expect the level of vitriol leveled at me for it. I posted like three sentences, and said the infographic mostly ignores massive population growth as a factor. That's pretty much it. I wouldn't expect to be sworn at, and called every name in the book for having the opinion that overpopulation is a bad thing and affects the world in both the environmental and societal ways...health, food, homes, schooling, jobs...I'm cool with someone having a different opinion about that fact...but it's still a fact...Is it a fact that deserves to be bombed into the stone age by a guy who felt like raging? Dunno.
so, for shits and giggles...
so, for shits and giggles...

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon