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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:46 PM
I was thinking the above picture wasn't very funny but then I saw the silhouette's right knee and couldn't stop laughing. Is that the gout?
I fucked up I know sorry. Anyway maybe this will make up for it.
I fucked up I know sorry. Anyway maybe this will make up for it.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:02 PM
Stalking Stonny, on 20 February 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:
I was thinking the above picture wasn't very funny but then I saw the silhouette's right knee and couldn't stop laughing. Is that the gout?
I desperately want to up-vote you for that comment, but rules are rules.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:26 PM
Really, so working class families having five kids is the problem?
because I don't know of any families that had loads of kids years ago.
I know my parents and grandparents don't come from families with and average of six kids.
oh wait, they do, LOL
over population is not the problem in developed nations, its a problem before you climb back upon the high horse, inflation, profit mongering and well greedy bastardisation are the big problems.
since I know we all love anecdotal evidence I'll put it in simple modernish perspective.
when I was a young lad, all those years ago, petrol was 80p, a packet of chewing gum was 17p, a can of the teeth rot was 27p, a mars a day was 27/30p (depended on your willingness to walk an extra minute for the saving)
now its £1.40, 50p, 60p and in some shops 70p on the same goods.
minimum wage has gone up at best 15% in that time.
were I doing the same job I am now back 8/9 years ago I would be ewrning MORE money than I do now.
factor in the fact that the world currently produces more food than it eats (you would he fucking shocked at the ammount of food wasted in Europe alone)
BP and Shell have posted record profits almost year on year for the last five, coupled with some of the highest "bonuses" (read tax dodging wages) to their top execs that they have ever paid I think its fair to say that you need a new career QT.
My dad would hire you to replace our slurry tanker at the drop of a hat you are so proficient at spouting shite.
back to the topic at hand senior Douche, trying to play the puppetmaster troll on Illy simply doesn't fly, you pushing your over population angle again, completely ignoring Illys spectacular rebuttal, shows that you were not in fact "trying to get a rise out of illy" (and lets face it, common knowledge is that kfc bashing is the proscribed method for that) you were just being your pretentious douchebaggy self. Try addressing any of the other points raised instead of saying oh my gerd the poor are fucking too much, why cant the go watch tv instead. Poor people, am I right? AM I RIGHT???
because I don't know of any families that had loads of kids years ago.
I know my parents and grandparents don't come from families with and average of six kids.
oh wait, they do, LOL
over population is not the problem in developed nations, its a problem before you climb back upon the high horse, inflation, profit mongering and well greedy bastardisation are the big problems.
since I know we all love anecdotal evidence I'll put it in simple modernish perspective.
when I was a young lad, all those years ago, petrol was 80p, a packet of chewing gum was 17p, a can of the teeth rot was 27p, a mars a day was 27/30p (depended on your willingness to walk an extra minute for the saving)
now its £1.40, 50p, 60p and in some shops 70p on the same goods.
minimum wage has gone up at best 15% in that time.
were I doing the same job I am now back 8/9 years ago I would be ewrning MORE money than I do now.
factor in the fact that the world currently produces more food than it eats (you would he fucking shocked at the ammount of food wasted in Europe alone)
BP and Shell have posted record profits almost year on year for the last five, coupled with some of the highest "bonuses" (read tax dodging wages) to their top execs that they have ever paid I think its fair to say that you need a new career QT.
My dad would hire you to replace our slurry tanker at the drop of a hat you are so proficient at spouting shite.
back to the topic at hand senior Douche, trying to play the puppetmaster troll on Illy simply doesn't fly, you pushing your over population angle again, completely ignoring Illys spectacular rebuttal, shows that you were not in fact "trying to get a rise out of illy" (and lets face it, common knowledge is that kfc bashing is the proscribed method for that) you were just being your pretentious douchebaggy self. Try addressing any of the other points raised instead of saying oh my gerd the poor are fucking too much, why cant the go watch tv instead. Poor people, am I right? AM I RIGHT???
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#2494
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:41 PM
And yet my comment still didn't warrant the raging response I got, nor your continued crapping on me.
So I comment on an infographic with an opinion (gasp!). Get torn a new one by Illy, and then you stick your nose in calling me names as well (charming)...and I'M the pretentious douchebag? Care to explain that to me? I disagree with the resultant bottom line of the infographic and how it gets there. I am well entitled to that opinion. How that warrants the massive outcry and nasty comments... I don't get.
I know you don't like me, and I know that Illy doesn't like me either. I get that. But for whatever reason you feel the need to attempt to make me feel like crap about the whole thing. Does that make you feel good or something? It must do, I can see no other reason for it.
So why don't we just do everyone a favour and I'll just steer clear of you and you steer clear of me. This is getting tedious every time I disagree with one of you, you both literally hit the roof.
Sorry admins for the upset. It was only my intent to throw my two cents in, not make a big thing.
So I comment on an infographic with an opinion (gasp!). Get torn a new one by Illy, and then you stick your nose in calling me names as well (charming)...and I'M the pretentious douchebag? Care to explain that to me? I disagree with the resultant bottom line of the infographic and how it gets there. I am well entitled to that opinion. How that warrants the massive outcry and nasty comments... I don't get.
I know you don't like me, and I know that Illy doesn't like me either. I get that. But for whatever reason you feel the need to attempt to make me feel like crap about the whole thing. Does that make you feel good or something? It must do, I can see no other reason for it.
So why don't we just do everyone a favour and I'll just steer clear of you and you steer clear of me. This is getting tedious every time I disagree with one of you, you both literally hit the roof.
Sorry admins for the upset. It was only my intent to throw my two cents in, not make a big thing.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:56 PM
Sorry I feel offended you feel the worlds ills are caused by people with big families, disregarding all other mitigating factors referenced. I don't think large families are even alluded to as a problem.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:21 PM
Creepy woman...
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You Scream
We all Scream
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We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:33 PM
A little Beyonce to lighten the mood:
And sorry but I've got to gif:
And sorry but I've got to gif:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:46 PM
Stop being pretentious.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:45 PM
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:03 AM
Are we going to get a new thread in the DB now? That way we can keep the flames there and out of the Inn.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:13 AM
I think some hugs are in order:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:44 AM
the above spoilered for highly WTF! content. now relax with a peaceful mountain lake.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:45 AM
These two love to hug:
This guy needs a hug:
He needs a cookie or two:
No respect I tell ya, no respect.
This guy needs a hug:
He needs a cookie or two:
No respect I tell ya, no respect.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:54 AM
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 09:18 AM
I think there are many chivers on here...
Posting from my phone, ill add a picture when I get back to my laptop. So don't neg rep me you assholes lol
Edit: Told you I'd put a picture up.
Prim... you asshole hahaha
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Posting from my phone, ill add a picture when I get back to my laptop. So don't neg rep me you assholes lol
Edit: Told you I'd put a picture up.
Prim... you asshole hahaha
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I still heart Goodkind.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 12:48 PM
Freak'n love the Chive:
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
